//------------------------------// // Pony Avengers (jakkid cut) // Story: Pony Avengers: Infinite warfare // by jakkid166 //------------------------------// Thanos sat in his thronos in the throne room of his castle, exept since he hadnt taken over Equestira COMPLETELY yet his castle was actualy a cardboard box and his throne was a bean bag. "Angry!" thongos angered at himself. "Ted may have team up with the ponies of harmony, but I still hav a dick up my sleeve!" and he got outta his chair and walked downstairs and to the basement, wher he had Applejack chain up. "Fuck you partner!" said Jacklejack. "Leme go! I am allergic to being chained up!" "Dont worry I brought Epipens." said Thanos and he handed them to Applejack. "Use those so you dont die. But dont almost die too much cause those ar expensive, because I am from America where its super expensive to not die." "Oh cool thanks." ~ MORE THAN 1 SECOND LATER ~ Thanos opend the door and saw the air of canterlot. "Its almost time to enact my plan," he said. He lookd at his watch until the minute hand moved to the "Time to enact my plan" part, and he blinked evilly and ran down the street. He got to the castel gates and was gonna say "Hey guards can you open the gate for me please" to ask them to open it for him, but he didnt want them to know it was Thanos so he said it really stealthily so they couldnt hear him. "Alright sure" said the gourds and they grabed their spears and stabbed the gate open. Thanos said "thanks" (also really stealthily) and walked in. When he got in he started runnin down the halls toward the throne room, but he thout about how he likes to be realy balanced and so he wanted to do that. "Because I am thanos I must have all things balanced" He said so he got a Unicycle and balanced on that while ridin it over to the throne room, and he borrowed two spears from a guard (the guard liked to dual weild) and he grabed some plates and balanced them on the spears. Two guards tryed to attack him but they missed on accident and landed on the plates and balanced on them. "Yes perfectly balanced" said thanos. Thamos unicycled into the throne room. "Princes Celestia!" Celestia (who is a zombie cause of when she died in The Fall of Detective jakkid166) lookd up from her phone. "Who is here?" "YOU are here!" said thanos. "And I, THanos, am here to take you kingdom away from you!" and he dumped everything on the floor. "Okay"," she said. "what is your offer?" "I can give you Ten Bucks," said Thanos "WHAT?" said Zombie Celsita. "I need at LEAST twenty bucks." but then Thanos snapped his fingers and halfed Celestias offer. "Okay I guess ten bucks is fine" she said and Thanos gave her the dollars. But she looked at the dolla and saw it was actually COUNTERFEIT FAKE MONEY! "oh NO!!" said Celestia and the counterfeit money police came in and beat her up and tooked her to money prison. "Haha simple plan." said Thanos and he sat on the celestia throne, whic was known galaxy wide for being the most comfy chair in existance because of it being filled with bags of Wonder Bread and clothed with one hundred percent pure finest sandpaper. "Dang this chair is so comfotable," said him. "I am so cumfy I want to relax and chat with my friends." So he pooted up his phone and went onto Discord to chat some, and he went onto the discord server for his home planet. But then he got sad... "I forgot," said mr. thanos. "My home planet died, so all my frends are dead..." and he cryed as he read the last messages from them. personfromthanosplanet975 - 11:78 PM hey guys do someone want to come to my house and play the new Detective jakkid166 Pro Skater 4? thanoscousin42 - 11:78 PM we cant, we are dead remember? personfromthanosplanet975 - 11:77 PM oh yeah darn Thannos cried so much and you felt bad for him because this is sympathetic moment. But THEN, Johnny Ling burst in! "President Thanos!" "What" said Thanos. "What" "I have news!" "Im busy," said Thanos. "Message it to me on Discord." "Ok." and Ling got out his phone. johnnyling007 - 12:36 PM sir thanos i have cool new info i got from spying on the ponies :) purplenipple32 - 12:37 PM im busy, message it to me on Skype johnnyling007 - 12:37 PM fine So they switch to the skype app and johnnyling007 - !@:#* PM sir thanos i have cool new info i got from spying on the ponies :) purplenipple32 - fuck i typed that wrong i forget what time WHAT? why ded you wait so long to tell me? say it NOW! johnnyling007 - [time] the ponies ar coming to your house to surrender! purplenipple32 - numbers AM aw HELL yes! ok go back to them and keep spying to make sure they do that. johnnyling007 - ??:?? ?? but thats BORING i dont want to! But then thanos used his super evil Thanos Intimidation Technique. purplenipple32 - after the last message >:( johnnyling007 - this is the last message ok sheesh fine ~ JEANWHILE ~ "This is Bad," said Ted Hanos. "What is?" said Twi Lights Parkle. "My favorit album by Michael Jackson," said Ted and he put it in the record player. "It help me think. Anyway," he say as he listen to it, "We need to come up with a action plan of action for stopping Thanos." "I have a idea!" said Applejack. "Okay heres what we do. We defeat Thanos!" "That mighte work," said Ted. "But we need help. There is 1 of him and 7 of us, so we are outnumberd. Even though bad guys are negative numbers." "But who can help us?" said Rainbow Ash. "No one else exists." "Yeah," said Rarity. "Its not like a mysterious mask figure is going to crash through th window and get glass all over the floor and punch me in the face and offer to help us and go with us to beat thanos and be the hero at the end who wins." "Yeah youre right," said Ted. but then the doorbell rang. "Ill get it!" said Twilight. "It must be the pizza I orderd." so she went to the door and opened it and it was the pizza guy. "Hell yea!" said Twilight and she tippd the guy and took the pizza. "Thanks for the tomato frisbee. Whats your name?" "Mysterious masked figure," said the guy. "Hey we need one of those," said Twilight. "You should help us beat Thanos!" "Sure that makes sense," he said and he went in. "Exellent," said Ted. "With the power of Deep Dish we can have hope!" Everone cheered and got ready to assault Thanos.