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// Pony Avengers: Endgame 
// Story: Pony Avengers: Infinite warfare 
// by jakkid166 
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"Olrighty," said Twilight as she carry Fluttershy on her back cause she was pass out from exercise exhaustionation. "Now that we have obtained everypony and also Mysterious Masked Figure we can change Thanos's Myspace status to "defeated". We jus need to find where Thanos is."

"Using my dective skills," sayed the Mysterious Masked Figure, "I can dedeuce that the Thanos is in Canterlot. I know this because I know this"

"But how are we gonna know where Canter Lot is?" said Appeljack. "We gotta find it. How will we do that?"

"Hmm" said Twi Light and she pull out her iPhone 12 Pro Max S Mini SE Lite Pro Note. "Dont worry I wil look it up on my maps."

~ VEANWHILE ~

Thanos was drivin in his 2007 Toyota Prius (which he halved so it has no roof so its a convirtible) and he pull up into the parking lot in front of the hall of the elements. He parked in a handicap space because hes evil and dont care about the rulessss!

Thanos walk up to the front door and he knock on it. "Hello let me in!"

"Whats the password" said the door.

"Uhhhhh" said Thanos. "Password"

"DAMMIT HE GUESSED IT" said the door and it opened.

Thanos thanosed into the room while Johnny Ling followd him, because Johnny Ling is also there. (He was the Prius)

"Woo Thanos you opened a door! Youre the best and so cool" said Johnny and he changelinged into a number 1 (because THanos is number one.)

Thermos walked up to the door that hadded the elemets behind them and he knocked. "Knock" (Its usually two knock but he did half knock)

"Whos there"

"Thanos"

"Thanos who"

"Orange you glad I didnt say banana?"

"What"

"Just OPEN THE DOOR!" said thanos and he chewed on his teeth to look intimidating.

"No," said the voice and it steppd out through the keyhole. "I am the keeper of the elements of harmonarmony. You are here to drink the Element Smoothie of Harmony?"

"Yes but also what the fuck?" said Thanos. "Why is it a smoothie"

"Thats cause Detective jakkid166 blended them into a delishosh bervage last year so he could drank it and become powerful. So they are a smoothie now"

"Okay fine so give me them! Or else I will file a complaint to you management."

"Very well," said

i dont know his name.

"BUT! If you want to obtain the elmerment of harmony, then you must GIVE UP what you LOVE!"

"HMMMM" said Johnny. "Do this mean you have to stop playing your favorite game Half Life?"

"No because I played half of it alreadey." said thanos. "I think he mean something else..." and he look at Johnny Long with tear in he eye.

"Wait you love me? Awwwww thats so cute. Wait SHIT" said Jihnny Ling who was still shaped like a little 1.

"Im sorry little one" said Thanos and he gave he final order. "Johnny Ling, shapeshift into a dead corpse!"

"Dang it fine." said Johnny and he did that, and he was now dead corpse.

"Damn son," said the Element of Guardmony. "That is hardened core. You are worthy of the element" said him. He pull out a clip board. "Okay sign this"

"Right" said Thanos and he pulled out a pen and signed his full name, Thanos Smith.

"Thank you" said the Guard of the Elements and he open the door, and thanos held out a paper cup and the element guard used the smoothie mashine to dispense it into his cup.

"Yeeeeah we DIDDED IT!" said Thanos and he sang "WEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDSSSSSSS" but then he remembered he has no friends anymore and  he shedded half of a tear, and frowned so hard he double his chin wrinkles. His chrwinkles

"I wil avenge your death, Johnny," said him.

~ AT THE SAME TIME, WHICH WAS LIKE 3:37 FM OR SOMETHING ~

"Dagnabbit!" said the Twilight Sparkle, who was lookin all over the place. "I stil canot find canderlot. has anyone else found it yet?"

"Nope not me," said Ted Hanos. "I think we is lost."

"That can't not be," said Mysterious Masked Figure. "My ace detective skills will never let us get lost! We jus must think of why we cannot find the canterlotius."

Twilight looke around some and bumped into a statue and got knock out and falled unconscious. She woke up and look at the statue and said "Wait!"

everone looked at her. "Look at this statue!" she said. "This statue is of  a pony geting shot!"

"FUCK!" said Applejack. "We is in Pony Alabama!" and everyone look around and saw people was shooting guns everywhere and they all almost got shot! EVERYONE ran and dove behind a bush for cover.

"Dammet Twilight how did we get here?!" said Mysterious Masked Figure.

"OOps," said Twilight. "I used Apple Maps instead of Google Maps."

"Why wold you do that?!" said Ted Hanos.

Everyone looked at applejack. "IT WORKS FINE FOR ME" she shouted

"Ok well!" said Mysterious Masked Figure. "We ar runnin out of time! Thanos has probably already killed us by now. We gota get back to Canterlot fast!"

"But we are too far away" said Rarity and she look at her Miles Watch. "We are like 6000 miles away!"

"Hmm, its time for Quick Detective Thinking." said the masked figure who is mysterious. "HMMMMMMMMMMMM"

~ 2 HOUR LATER ~

"Aha my quick detective thinking has finish!" said him as a bullet hit him in the bulletproof mask. "Everyone go get to that statue which is really big and has the gun!"

So everyone pick up the bush and slowly crawl to the statue while none of the gun ponies who was shootin each other noticed. "Ok what we do?" said ted.

"Quick get inna da statue's gun!" and all the ponies and Ted Hanos climbed into the gun that was on the statue. Masked Figure pointed it in a direction and got in and he reach out and press the trigger, and the gun SHOT them out!

~ MEANWHILE ~

Thanos sat in the throne of the castle. He pulld out an ice cube tray and poured the elament emoothie into it so he could have element stones to put in his gauntlet. He put the ice tray in the Royal Freezer and waited.

"Finaly," said Thanos. "My goal is at hand, because the hand is what I wear tha gauntlet on." and he did a victory pose, where he put him hands on his hips and said HMPH really smug lee. HE was gonna write about him victory in his diary, but THEN... 

SMASH

ALL SIX the ponies AND ted hanos AND mysterious masked figure crashed THROUGH the window and right in fronta THanos!

"FU!" said Thanos, swearing in half. "What to hell are you DOING here?!"

"We are gonna DEFEET you!" said mesterious masked figure. "AND defeat you!"

"You say that, but you only say it the way you do becaus of one reason," said thanos. "You speak english" and he closed the fridge door real dramatically, but then remember who he is and he open it and left it open half way.

"Yes" said Twilight. "And we canot lose! You are out numbered!"

"Yeah but you are IN numbered!" said Thanos.

"Shoot hes RIGHT" said Mysterious masked figure. "What does we do??"

so we all got into a big football huddle while thanos stood there and waited. "Ok guys detective plan," said Mysterious masked figure who is cool. "We may be innumbered, but we still have good chance! We are small and weak but we have Ted Hanos on our side. And also my dective skills, because thos are the most powerful thing of all."

"Yes but I sufer from low self esteem," said Ted Hanos. "So I dont think we can be able to win... I am only 99% sure, and I want to be 100%. Maybe if we add one more person I wil be 100% sure."

"Dang I am sorry Ted you are cool guy and deserv to feel better about youself," said Mysterious Masked Figure. "But anyway we do need another person to make this more fair. Or more like unfair for Thanos" and we unhuddled.

"Hey Thados," said Ted. "We ar having trouble answering the question. Can we phone a friend"

Thanos check him watch. "Fine but horry up! Two and a half men is on in an hour!"

Masked Figure of Mystery pull out his phone and dial a number. He said words into it and then put the phone holder slot in him pants (also called a Pocket). And they waited.

Thanos tap his foot. "So uh. Did you guys see the game last night"

"I dont watch sports," said masked figure. "My detective mind is too big and scolarly for simpleton things like that"

"Hey my mind is big TOO!" said Thanos and he flex his brain muscles to make it look bigger.

But LOW AND BE HOLD, the doors bust open! A Pony RAN in holding a bucket and ran on his leg hoof feets at thanos! "EAT LEAD" he shout and he THROW the bukket at thanos, which was filled with lead paint.

"Oh good idea" said Thanos. "Lead is metal so it make you bones strong and it make it easier for you to write with pencils." and he drink the paint. "Aha I can feel myself becomeing stronger every second!"

"Dammet it didnt work!" said the pony.

"Bob Tool you made it!" said mysterious masked figure. "You shoulda brought a diferent weapon though. Like a gun or something"

"Well we hav another person now!" said Ted. "We can win now!"

"YEEEEEAH" said the ponies. They lines up and there was a line of:

Mysterious Masked Figure

Ted Hanos

Twilight Sparkle

Pinke Pie

Rainbowed Dash

Rare Tea

Jackapple

Flut of Shy

(sorry i was very tired when trying to rember the names)

And twilight said: Pony Avengers, assemble it!

And we all RAN to thanos! Thanos pulld out a BIG sword and he used it to chop lemons in half at us and get it in our eyes and it stunged a lot. But ted DODGED the lemons and jumped in front of Thanos! "Thanos you ideot you cannot kill ponies! Apogolize now!"

"Okay im sorry" said Thanos.

"Dammet Thanos you apologies are always half hearted!" said Ted and Thanos attack him. Thanos swonged his sword at Thanos and Ted pulled out his own Dark Souls zwehander sword and they locked swords at each other! The swords hit each othere so much that the frictione made them catch FIRE and become FIRE swords!

Meanwhile Masked Mystery Figure naruto ran to Thanos and used DETECTIVE KARATE to chop him in the shins and punch him in tha shoulder and kick him in the nipples. He deliver a Death Blow to thanos's armpit but Thanos caught his head in his armpit and did armpit farts on his head.

"EW STOP IT" muffled mask figure but he was knock unconscious. Ted was all like "NO!" and he pulld out his scissors to cut Thanos's soul out of his body but thanos used rock and that beats scissors. Ted got knockout by the rock

Finally the six PONIES ran up to Thanos and for a second thamos said "Ok I surrender!"

"YES we won!" said rainbow.

"But before I go to prison," said Thanos "You ponies is so cute. can I boop your nose"

"Ugh fine" said Rainbow and thanos went to her but instead he FLICK her on the nose and it knock her out and she fell on twilight and twilight fell on rarity and rarity fell on Applejack and Aplejack fell on Pinkie Pie and Pinkie Pie fell on Fluttershy. Like dominoes pizza. The only one left was Bob Tool...

"Aha Tob Bool, you are weak and so I will spare you!" said Thamos. "Now I am sure my elemets are done freezing! Let me check" and he open the fridge, but they were only HALF frozen!

"Fuck," said Thanos "That must be cause I left the door half open. I better shut it to let them freeze completely" and he did that.

"Wait..." and he look at him hands. "I stil wanna murder ponies, but I finally overcome my obsesion with halfs! I cannot beleve it! I feel so ALIVE!" and then he died of lead poisoning

We all woke up and look at Thanos. "Jeez," said Mysterious mask. "Well that works"

And we CHEERED exept for Ted who was crying over his bro's dead body. "Dammit thanos, why you make us do this to you..." and he cried tears of sad.

"Because," said Thanos Ghost. "Now Equestira will die of resources being gone in like 3 mllion years! You shoulda been THANKFUL for me I woulda stop that. Besides ghosts dont have to use resources!"

"Hm good point," said Rarity. "But youre dead already so whatever"

Thanos groand and looked at Ted. "Are you still coming to my birthday party?"

"Yes," said Ted "But I will need to bring ghost cake instead."

"Good idea" said Tanos and he float away.

"We did it! YAY" said Twilight. "And we would not haven done it without the help of our friend Mysterious Masked Figure!"

"But who cold this masked figure be??" said Rainbow. "It is misterious."

"Very well," said figure of maskness and mysteriousness. "Now that we are won, I supose I can reveal myself..." and he TOOK HIS MASK OFF! 

and everyone GASPED so HARD that they INHALED AIR!

Mysterious masked figure was actually... the PIZZA DELIVERY PONY!

"I knew it!" said Twi. "We got the clue because he deliver our pizza!"

"Yes," said pizza delivering figure. "I deliver pizza, but also am a detectiv in my spare time! No one expected this. Except me"

"Well," said Bob Tool "Everything work out in the end. Who wants to go eat pizza?"

"Hell yeah" said everyone at once and they left out the doors because they were not forgetting about anything.

~ MEANWHILE ~

Zombie Celestia was in the prison of the IRS when a guard come up. "Zomblestia, you hav mail! It is a complaint from one of the customers at the Hall fo the Elements." and she took the note and it was the complaint from Thanos.

DEAR Deadlestia

I am VERY dissatisfy with your service at the elements place. I had to kill my beloved minion to get tha elements of harmony. I am giving you 1 star on Yelp!

From T.S.

But since it only said from TS she didnt know it stood for Thanos Smith, and so thought it stooded for Tony Stark instead. But she also thought that was a trick and that it actually standed for Twilight Sparkle. So she rememberd to indict Twilight Sparkle on charges of murder once she gets out of prison.

THE END