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jakkid166


hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.

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this story is rated PG-13 because thats what the avengers movies are rated.

Thanos is back, and also front in this story! After iron man messes up his magic infinity stone spell, Thanos ends up in Equestria and he decide its time for him to take over there. But not only that, he has kidnapplejacked Applejack and taken her hostage! Will Twilight and whoever else be able to stop Thanos, or wil they be snapped in the fingers and die for a while? Find out in PONY AVENGERS: INFINITE WARFARE

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 35 )

Applejack could have prevented this.

... If it weren't imevitable.

HOLY FUCK HE'S BACK

HE HASN'T BEEN THIS BACK SINCE HE WAS FRONT

Oh man, I’m glad you told me this was deliberately done this way. It makes it much funnier! :pinkiehappy:

BOOM went the knife shots

I cannot think of many stories that have made me giggle faster than this one did :pinkiehappy:

God has smiled upon us today, and released a new story.

"Okay fine" said spike. "Anyway what is four dinner?"

"Spaghetti, pizza, hot dogs, and meatloaf." said Twilight.

That is certainly four things. Unless you count all the spaghettis as their own dinners which you should not do because one spaghet is not a dinner.

Maybe brunch.

Nightmarish grammar...

SHUT UP YOU GRAMMAR NAZI.

Ok, ok. Anyway, nice idea. Could be pretty good if you continue it.

i thought this is one hella weird crossover of MLP, The Avengers, and COD: Infinite Warfare

Amazing. You're even better at crossovers than I am. Still, I do have a minor critique. Your time skip transitions could be more creative and specific. For example, instead of 'later time', you could say 'fifteen billion femtoseconds later'.

Halfer of worlds, big murderer guy, and profesional beatboxer.

Though he pales in comparison to J. Robert Oppenheimer's sick bars.

I can't say I was expecting this, but I do look forward to seeing where you go from here.

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The four dinners gag here killed me. Or possibly halved me.

Onward!

I knew it wasn't AJ because Johnny briefly forgot her southern drawl. One slip-up is all it takes, ling.

CONFOUND this changeling he had me FOOLED

And this is why you don't feed Infinity Stones to a dragon. Especially the Reality Stone.

I just realized, Applejack can beat Thanos by walking through poison joke and then going inside Thanos's ass.

You bless us with more godly literature. If I listed all the goodness here, it'd just be copy-pasting the whole chapter, but I will mention that I wasn't expecting such poignant political commentary. It is expensive to not die. Also:

"oh NO!!" said Celestia and the counterfeit money police came in and beat her up and tooked her to money prison.

If Celestia wasn't already dead here, or had a different coat color, the cops probably would have done something else.

Oh, that's how they work Deadpool into the MCU.

Oh hey he's back, but dang I didn't know because they only used Discord and Skype and not Slack so nobody told me

Bob Tool is a very cool and compelling character

What an ending. Moral of the story: even titans can get lead poisoning.

i wonder how many years of age i at the very least am

I would have a witty comment to write here but Thamos halved

Thermos walked up to the door that hadded the elemets behind them and he knocked. "Knock" (Its usually two knock but he did half knock)

"Whos there"

"Thanos"

"Thanos who"

"Orange you glad I didnt say banana?"

"What"

"Just OPEN THE DOOR!" said thanos and he chewed on his teeth to look intimidating.

the greatest knock joke of all time

Thanos was drivin in his 2007 Toyota Prius (which he halved so it has no roof so its a convirtible)

Not flying the Thanos Copter. 0/10

Aside from that, I can think of no matter suitable conclusion for this saga. Well done.

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Author Interviewer

"Okay spike im going to Sweet Apple Apples, you will have to make your own dinner! It is like a Choose your Own Advnenture Book, except its a Make your Own Dinner Real Life."

Thirteen dumb people did not want to learn good life's lessons like this one from Detective jakkid166, the only and greatest Detective jakkid166 around!

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Author Interviewer

Who can that mysterious masked detective be, his identity will never be revealed to us :O

"Right" said Thanos and he pulled out a pen and signed his full name, Thanos Smith.

My face hurts now.

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