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hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.


One day, Twilight Sparkle who is really nice I guess decide to make spike a new friend by doing illegal experiements. Will it go wrong? You do not know, you have to read the story to find out. But probably it does. Still read it though

writed for the feghoot contest thing https://www.fimfiction.net/group/214393/fimfiction-feghoot-festival

WARNING: this story has one word in it one time that some people mayhave be offended by. it starts with R and ends with a letter. i dont like to write that word but this is a true story so thats just how it happened

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cause the dictionary has all the words in it, Twilight just read all the words in the order they would be in a book on how to create life. and so she now gained the knowlidge on how to make an alive being!

This was the dumbest brilliant thing. The whole story, I mean, but especially that bit.

I read this entire thing in the silliest accent I could come up with, and loved it. Have a like!

I laughed. This was fun. Thanks for writing it! :pinkiesmile:

Oh dude, THIS is what the feghoot contest should be for. This is ART. It is SCIENCE. Something CAPS.

Welp, show's over, people. Everyone else can just pack up their entries and shuffle off in shame and inadequacy.

I'm glad I didn't enter the contest because the winner is right here

“Dammit Twilight you break the law?” said Rarity. “This is new low for you, and when you beat the rock villain by spanking him on the butt.”

“Yeah,” said Twilight. “I guess I really hit rock bottom.”

this won

vote this

this is good



...Was that intentional or not? I seriously can't tell.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I'm not really one for these types of fics, but you get an upvote for the old-school Veggietales reference.

“Well that was stupid,” said Applejack “How did you even get a rock person anyway?”

“Just ilegal experiments, its not that bad.”

“Dammit Twilight you break the law?”

You know, it could have been a lot worse...

The question is, is this a world where Discord won, or what he imagines Equestria is like when he's not around?

In any case, I'd say best of luck in the contest, but you clearly don't need it.

This is murder.

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That was beautiful. "Stop being Rainbow Dash and help us" is one of the best lines I've ever read in anything.

He tried to talk words but he couldnt because he had no mouth and musted scream.


This is peak Jakkid. I love how the ending pun is the least outrageous thing about the story.

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