• Member Since 12th Feb, 2016
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hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.


In the city of Canterlot live the two Princess sisters of Equestria. Their names is Princess Celestia and Princes Luna, and together they make the mighty Princess Team. But even when you is a million years old someitms you gotta take a facation. So, Celestia dna Luna decide to win a free vacation from the lotery and have to have somebodey else do their princess crap while they are away. But the question is, who will be worthy of the title of Princess?

its me

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Comments ( 27 )

Saw the cover art on Derpi, got hype.

And now I can say... Was worth the anticipation.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Oh Sweet Jesus...

(wel'p, my day is now better)

Wait… Why didn't jakkid just shoot the closed door? That's usually how he fixes problems.

I love the idea that ponies are always brought to the princesses in sacks :pinkiehappy:

Ah, just what I needed before I'm off for today.

Two shots and a jakkid166 story, featuring Detective jakkid166

Congrats! You get a like.

Yesss! War was beginning! :coolphoto:

Surely, this can only end well.

Oh my god I'm loving the new art.

I shall will buy thou a lotery ticket!

Jakkid I hate to tell you this but you've got an error in your story. You're using archaeological speech known as "Luna English" so you have to use the oldest versions. "Shall" should be "shallot" like the onions in the Bible, and "will" should be "wilt" like in "When will thy flowers wilt".

You spoil us with your epic tales. Cannot wait to read more of what is sure to become a timeless classic.

My body is ready.

You could make a religion out of this

"Yes I do, but instead of yes I actually mean no."

There is a goddamn reason why I follow you.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Toyota mash his teeth so hard they all cracked into pieces "Dammit! Im going back to Pony Istanbul. Fucking cheater jakkid." and he got off the stage and ran away. "This is Istanbullshit"

And this is why

"So what? This a political debate, who cares if you right or not"

I'm not sure if this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard or the most insightful observation of our generation.

Some of the most biting political satire of our generation. In part because detectives, like sharks, never stop growing new teeth.

"No not that" said Twilight "In Equestria the word "executed" means they won the lotery and get a million dollars"

God I wish I could be executed right now

The tension is so t h i c c you could cut it with a knife.

Another successful Jakkid166. This is pure class.

There truly is no power greater than GUN

"That was close," said The24thPegasus

"Wait that's new," said the ME

Okay, but seriously, I need to find an excuse to get Luna to say "Art thou shitting me?"

In any case, glorious madness all around. Truly, there is no besting Jakkid166.

I think that’s truly the greatest line. 10 gun crowns out of 10.

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Wow, Detective jakkid166, thanks for spoiling how the end of season nine will finale but also thanks, it's a great job.

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This is some cutting political insight, make no mistake.

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Princessship is dangerous. It warp you mind.

With great princess come grape sponsorshipbility.

I wish I could play as Detective jakkid166 in Smash.

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Well that was great, as I fully expected it would be. :)

Oh snap dude, you're in a jakkid166 story! :D

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