"Ahhhh," screamed Bob Tool as he strewtch and get out of bed. "It is a day that is not bad. I can tell because I did not die in my sleep last night." and he wet into his bathroom to eat break fast. He poured his cornflakes into the bowl and chomed down, and he got a spoon and ate some of his finely aged milk. "Time to work for the day, nine to five. Nine minutes to five minutes" and he step out of his RV (which is next to the detective jakkid166 house(TM)) and he went to him tool shop.
He went behind the counter and a pony came up and it said "Hey Boob Tool, do you have any thing to hamer a nail with?"
"Yes," said Borb and he gave her a nail. "Like they say, you fight fire with fire, and in same way, you fight nail with nail."
"Thank you, tool!" said the pony, and she left without paying but is okay because it didnt count as steeling, becaus e the nail was made of iron.
Bob (which is short for Bobert) recline back and read him news paper, which said on it:
EQUESTRIA INVADED BY EVIL PURPLE PERSON
reprint note: its not twilight stop arresting her
"Wow!" said Bob. "It say Twilight and her frends are fighting Thanos because he want to half the world. Dang, but how can he even have a knife big enough for that? Oh well." and he keep relaxing.
~ MEANWHILE ~
"Okay here the plan," said Mysterious Masked Figure. "Thanos took over Cantylot castel, and so he used the Infinite Stones to brainwash the gards, but because he does stuff Half all the time, he only brainwashed half of the guards, so now theyre distracted because theyre fighting with the NOT brainedwashed guards. So we shold be able to get in easy."
"That makes sense," said Ted Hanos.
"We can sneek in through the hole that jakkid166 and Dick America made in the window last year," said Twilight as she unlock her handcuffs.
"But Detective jakkid166 isnt here anymore," said Rarty. "Dis would be so much easier if he was here! HE would beat Thanos in like 6 chapters."
"Well," said Mysterious Masked Figure "You are in luck cause I hapen to have GREAT detective skills for some reason. And I can use them to detectively deducify where Thanos is located! I think he is in Canterlot Castle."
"Wow you are so smart," said Twilight. "Lets prepare for our battel then! We must Train."
"That is right," said Mysterious Masked Figure. "We mus have a training montage, set to Diamond Dogs by David Bowii."
Soeveryone got in Twilights base ment to train on her exerside equipment. Twilight was sifting weights, Fluttshy was riding her exercise bike on the treadmill, Applajack was exercising her eyes by watching Breaking Bad, Rainbow Dash was Rainbow Sprinting around the room to exercise her wings, Rarity was doin nothing cause shes an atheist and didnt believe in exercise, and Pinkie Pie was doin taxes to exercise her patience.
Ted Hanos was exercising in a way I cant write here caus the story is only rated T
And the Mysterious Masked Man was exercise his detectiv skills by forging evidence that Johnny Ling works for thanos. (its okay if you forge evidence for something if it is true)
But then Flut's bike acidentaly came off the tread Mill and it crashed through the wall and she couldent stop riding into the distance! "AAAAGH DAMMIT HELP" said her
"Oh shoot shit!" said Twilight "Fluttershy is on a road to nowhere! We gotta go rescue her" and everone ran after her trying to stop her bike from carrying her into the way ward sun.
~ LEANWHILE ~
Bob Tool lookd out his window and saw Fluttershy riding away. "Dang that sucks"
~ MEANWHILE ~
"MMMMMMMMF!" said Thamos. He was tryin to yell in angor but his mouth was full from eating half his bowl of popcorn at once. "Im so mad Im gonna do only half things to calm myself down! Like im gonna only say half the next sentence. Man I really hate when"
Just then Johnny Ling burst back into the Throne Room!
"Tom Cruise why are you here" said Thanos.
"Oops I forgot to unshapeshift" said Tom Cruise and he turned out of his Tom Cruise form back to Johnny Ling. "Anyway your honor I have good news!"
"Rate it on a scale of 1 to 10"
"I give it a strong 8 to a light 9."
"Aha, and I just halfed my scale from 10 to 5 so thats a 9 out of 5 which is realy good. So whats the news"
"Twilight and the Ted Hanos gang are bein distracted by a run away Exercise bike! This is our parfect opportunity to return Equestria to its rightful owner."
"But I dont wanna give it back"
"No I mean you."
"Aw YEAH!" and thanos Fist Pumped with his Infistiny Gauntlet. "Sweet! How do we take over Equestria?"
"Uhhhh" said Johnny. "I dont know. Do you have ideas?"
"No," said Thanos. "I thought I alredy took it over when I bought it from Celestia"
"Oh yeah good point" said Johnny. "What do we do now then"
"Wait" said Thanos and he looked in his authors notes. "Wait we did already take it over, im supposed to be halfing the Equestria population now! With the elemets of harmony! We gotta go find those."
"Oh yeah doog point," said Johnny. "I actualy know where those are cause I was shapeshifted as Appeljack earlier which means I hav all her memories because thats how that works."
"Sweet," said Thanos. "And that also mean you know the pasword to her paypal account so you can tak eher money!"
"Yes we can do that later," said Johnny "But frist we must go to the location of the elements! You will never guess wher they are keeping the elements of harmornarma. Its very secretive"
"Where is they?"
"In the hall of the elements of harmony."
"Oh that place! Wow I never wouldve thought of that! Sweet lets go" said Thanos and he got on his bicycle to get there faster but he halfed it so it was just a unicycle now.
TO BE CONTINUED