I write well when I am brave enough to speak my mind. Soy milk fund
Hospitals, government officials, and banks have relied on Rainbow Dash’s super speed for years to deliver transplant organs, sensitive documents, and cash.
Now you can get DoorDashie Ten Seconds FlatTM delivery to your own front door!
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Doesn't really seem to fit the comedy tag, but that's the only problem. Now I wish I had set a timer when I started reading so that I could make a clever comment.
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"If you can read this whole story aloud in ten seconds flat I will bestow you with the Rap God award."
(Is that sufficient to count as comedy?)
Also, what do you call the refrigerated backpack that Rainbow Dash uses to deliver food?
A twenty percent cooler.
How's that for comedy?
Came in expecting excellent silliness, got wonderful appropriately breakneck-paced SoL story, followed by excellent silliness. Two thumbs way up!
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It's better than the show's attempts to milk the meme, that's for sure.
Okay, the title, the idea, it's all just amazing.
This was a quick, comfy read.
Came for the title, stayed for a story that's fastpaced and comical in equal measure. Top marks!
im honestly really surprised this is in the comedy tag as well, besides the amazon prime joke. this entire thing reads as much more of a sadfic to me, with dash stuck (the one thing she'd never want to be) going through the motions, doing things she hates and skipping out on lunch just to meet the standards set for her. its... depressing, honestly, and i couldn't really find any comedy in it
Damn that last bit is goals honestly.
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I hadn't seen this sad but... now I suppose I do. Hm. My workaholism is showing.