I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Do not let perfection be the enemy of good.

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

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Yes.

I write things.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

A groovy mystery, gang.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I am just a pony, for a pony is all I can be.

Just here to read, and write, some FanFic. I really enjoy this stuff, so if you ever need an editor I can look it over for you, just hit me up!

Tired always.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.