• Member Since 10th Feb, 2012
  • offline last seen Last Wednesday

neutralmilk


Yes.

T

What would happen if My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic were to become a full length movie? Pure amazingness, that's what.
Now, what would happen if everyone's favorite director Michael Bay took the reins? Nothing good, that's for sure.


Special thanks to Gadgetphile for helping edit.

Chapters (1)
T

During a phone call from a mare Shining Armor was seeing on the side, he gets some news that could change his life for good...
Or not.

Pre-read by:
TwilightFreakingSparkle
Professorriversong
Pure Note

Chapters (1)
E

Following the most recent Apple Family Reunion, Applejack finds herself alone in her room with much on her mind. With the star-filled sky as her only witness, she finally has a chance to open up to the two most important ponies in her life: her parents.


Story in Russian: Here!

Special thanks to:
Brony Assasin
Mr. Carnage
Silbern
professorriversong
And this song: Re: Stacks - Bon Iver.

Chapters (1)
T

It was a truly the perfect day in Equestria. That was, until Chuck Norris kicked a hole in the space time continuum and sent countless fictional characters spiraling into the equine world. Will Twilight Sparkle and her friends be able to round up all of them and send them back to their respective realities? Will the ponies even be able to keep their sanity? Probably not.

Chapters (1)
E

Meet Diamond Tiara. She’s a stuck up earth pony who’s been given whatever she’s wanted whenever she’s wanted it. Her life has everything: riches, luxury, ease, and most of all, her best friend Silver Spoon. With the school year over it seems like Diamond Tiara is set for the best summer ever! Of course, that is, until her big sister comes for a nice, long visit to Ponyville…

Chapters (2)
T

[Second-person romance fic starring "you" and Lyra] Months have passed since you, a human, have appeared in Equestria and were taken in by a pony by the name of Lyra Heartstrings. Now, you and her are the best of friends, being nearly inseparable.

But what happens when you begin to develop more romantic feelings for the musical mare? Will you face rejection and ridicule? Or does Lyra have some secret feelings of her own?

NEW! Internet Reading!

Chapters (14)
T

It was the perfect day in Equestria. The sun was shining brightly, the ponies blissfully lazing through their daily routines. That is, until GLaDOS appears.

Destroyed by Chell on Earth, GLaDOS now finds herself in Equestria, in a brand new body. One that is far more powerful than her previous one. She then kindly introduces everypony to her old friend, deadly neurotoxin.

[Takes place after Portal 1]

Chapters (2)
E

Nightmare Moon and Queen Chrysalis have returned to exact their vengeance upon the Mane-6 and Equestria. However this time it doesn't seem like Twilight Sparkle and her friends will be able to defeat their greatest foes. Will friendship be able to conquer evil? Or will they have to call upon a much greater force...

*Brought to you by Taco Bell©

Chapters (1)
T

One fateful day, while Twilight Sparkle and her friends are enjoying a picnic, a strange being appears out of the blue. A being that is enshrouded in mystery and danger. A being that possesses great power. A being that is a pudding fiend and wears crazy sweaters. The man, the myth, the legend: BILL COSBY.

Chapters (4)
Join our Patreon to remove these adverts!