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neutralmilk


Yes.

Feb
19th
2017

Five Long Years... · 11:23pm Feb 19th, 2017

Happy (late) anniversary to myself! It's scary to think how much can happen in five long years, the twists and turns life brings. And yet, a degree, a moderately successful writing career, and a marriage (with my past pre-reader) later, here I am once again. I find myself scared by the several thousand new chapters my favorite stories have accumulated since my last visit. I'm perplexed by how many comments and messages I've missed in my several year absence. And, I'm deeply saddened by the

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Jun
5th
2014

Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request) · 6:50pm Jun 5th, 2014

That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.

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Dec
24th
2013

Here's your Christmas present, peoples · 4:16am Dec 24th, 2013

Hey. It's almost Christmas. And it's well past Hanukkah. So here's my holiday themed gift-ish thing. A new story! It's not totally finished, granted, but damn near close. I hope to post it within the next week or so. But that's neither here nor there.

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Dec
16th
2013

Need a pre-reader for a new story · 5:36am Dec 16th, 2013

All interested inquire below. It's a comedy like my old stuff and it'll be finished within a few days. I'm hoping to post it by Christmas.

I understand I have been posting stuff like this before and I've let you all down. But this is real. I'm finally back.

So lemme know!
-neutralmilk

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Dec
5th
2013

EVERYBODY! QUICK! · 10:14pm Dec 5th, 2013

I have a story. Yup. Nice.
Can anyone PLEASE make or give me a photo of a determined looking Shining Armor holding a phone? Even if it looks cheesy, that's EXACTLY what I need for the photo. PLEASE?!?!
PM or comment if you're interested or have one. I can't wait to post something new finally.

Looks like there's going to be some...
NEW-tralmilk.

Ouch.

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Dec
2nd
2013

If I were to post a new story this week... · 9:41pm Dec 2nd, 2013

Would anyone read it? Or try and viral spread that shit so I could regain my fanbase?
Just testing the waters. I've been out for months writing short stories for varied classes and small publications, but now I'm turning my attention back to the horse genre.
So, let me know in a comment.
Cause I got many a almost finished story ideas to post here....
-NEWtralmilk (only if you want some)

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Sep
8th
2013

The Comeback · 6:12pm Sep 8th, 2013

Hi all, and might I say it's a pleasure to post here again.

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May
14th
2013

Some people wanna be awesome and look over a new story idea I have? · 10:45pm May 14th, 2013

No?
Well then screw you. Why are you reading this!?

Yes?
AWESOME. Post a comment and I'll email you a bit from the first chapter.

It's a bit different from everything else I've written. Mainly because it's first person, from the p.o.v. of a female character (Feur DeLis) and kinda serious. Not fully thought. Maybe black humour in there somewhere.

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May
13th
2013

An open letter to Bill Cosby · 11:08pm May 13th, 2013

Nah, I'm just kidding. Jsut wanted to get your attention.

HAVE A PICTURE. POST RESULTS.

Anyway, figured I'd let you know that after a whole year a new Cosby chapter is on the verge of completion. THAT'S RIGHT.

THE STORY LIVES!!!!!!

Prepare yourselves. For the chapter in which Applejack deals with our ever lovable protagonist who wears ugly sweaters!

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Apr
29th
2013

OH NO! I TRIPPED....! · 8:06pm Apr 29th, 2013

And dropped a screenshot of what I've been (not) working on! OH MY GAWD IS THAT TAHH 2 IN THE WORKS? AND UPDATES FOR TROTTING DEAD?

As well as various papers and study guides for classes and other tabs of random crap?

And an Inception like shot of this blog being written?

Short answer: no.

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