"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

Crazed novice writer, and pre-reader for the Overly Extensive Editors group.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I write things.

♫ we can dance if we want to ♪

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Just your average writer. 14, freshman, and about two months being a brony. I absolutely HATE shipping, excluding the occasional Fluttermac or OC.

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Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

8000 soldiers!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

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