• Member Since 3rd Sep, 2012
  • offline last seen Jul 23rd, 2013

Derpsanddinks404


Just your average writer. 14, freshman, and about two months being a brony. I absolutely HATE shipping, excluding the occasional Fluttermac or OC.

Jul
6th
2013

Send Your OCs Elsewhere · 11:35pm Jul 6th, 2013

The writer Starry Eyed, who generously took over BTFP, has also taken over BTFOC. Go message him your OC now! Here

Also, I have a tumblr. Follow me as I make an ass of myself on the site where everyone's either batshit crazy or a stupid hipster. You know who you are... There's money in the banana stand.

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Apr
18th
2013

America, Home of the Heroes · 4:22pm Apr 18th, 2013

Hello once again fellow watchers who are yet to be annoyed by my constant blogging,

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Apr
12th
2013

Bathtime for Ponies Part Two · 4:14pm Apr 12th, 2013

Head over here to read.

So far, it has received 26 upvotes and 2 down, so Starry has done pretty well. However, it appears to me I need to post a link for you all in a blog post with a title that is relevant to your interests.

Here's a comment from Twilightsmymare just in case you were afraid of somepony else taking my place:

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Apr
9th
2013

Good News · 8:20pm Apr 9th, 2013

Okay, so I'm back. Don't get used to it because I'm probably not going make any stories. And if I somehow do, they won't be new chapters, but more serious stories.

Actually, the only reason I created this blog was to announce something spectacular... My boyfriend proposed!!!!




Just kidding. I'm a nerd, and therefore have no boyfriend or girlfriend.

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Feb
2nd
2013

A Farewell to Derps · 2:27am Feb 2nd, 2013

Here we go.

I'm done writing fanfiction. All stories are now finished and/or cancelled. All spinoffs are free for the taking. I'm moving on to writing regular novels, like Christopher Paolini and Stephen King, my two inspirations; Paolini because he proved that someone my age (15) can write great novels, and King because he's graduated from my high school and is now an international best-seller.

So here are some last thoughts:

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Jan
13th
2013

Derps? Wut R U Doin? Derps, Stahp! · 9:01pm Jan 13th, 2013

My birthday was the 10th. Turned 15. Got a buncha money (combined it with Christmas money) and spent it on a 3DS along with Ocarina of Time, SM 3D Land and Pokemon Black 2. So yeah, my weekend was kickass.

Alright, I've been very inactive on this. Haven't even started Gilda. I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I'm one to think and change my priorities all the time. So if I were any of you, I'd not expect Gilda for quite some time. Still waiting for Poultron to fix my stories.

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Jan
6th
2013

Epona is Best Pony · 9:12pm Jan 6th, 2013

You win a Derpsanddinks404 seal-of-approval (non-existent) if you get the title.

Anyways, the whole bullcrap with HornyUnicorn is in the past, and I hope it'll stay there. I have informed both knighty and Poultron about the whole votebombing issue, and Poultron said he'd look into it. It's been a couple of days though, and I wonder if he's done anything yet (I don't know how site moderation works!). Oh well, he's a pretty cool guy either way.

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Jan
3rd
2013

Coincidence? · 11:56pm Jan 3rd, 2013

(May have spelt the title wrong)

So Bathtime's dislikes have more than doubled. Wow, this wouldn't be the work of someone who's a little butthurt, would it? When will he get that I'm sorry for the attack, but I did have a legitimate cause for it. It wasn't a "polite difference of opinion", it was downright horrible. I called him an asshole because he kept reposting the same thing after I deleted it several times, which kinda pissed me off. Should I inform knighty?

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Jan
3rd
2013

Another Day, Another Problem · 2:00am Jan 3rd, 2013

So a lot of you may not know, but I just recently got into a fight. Someone posted a couple links to grim dark Scootaloo pics as a comment on Bathtime. I kept deleting it, but he kept reposting it. So I took action, and there's where I messed up. I called him an asshole, and long story short I'm apparently the immature one. I thought he was a troll, and he may be one. I just wanted you all to know that now I'm in a depressed mood. I really don't handle arguments well. Any and all support is

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Jan
1st
2013

My Personal Semi-Vain List of My Stories From Best to Worst · 6:06pm Jan 1st, 2013

Okay, psp7master (who I'm only following because he had the balls to stand up against flamers. I personally loathe Octascratch) gave me an idea with his latest blog. So, I'll change it up a bit from what he did and list my stories from awesome to downright horrid, and give my reasons.

Bathtime for Ponies-

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