This is where my filth goes

Only the spiciest of content from the spiciest substance on earth

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

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Queer trans woman, writes stories about queer trans horses

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Not much to say. I love to write, and I write just about every kind of story.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Feel free to message me!

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.

very good at writing very bad things

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Caw caw?

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Winners eat sand

Damn lmao this site has plenty reason to leave

short bio

Writer of clop, rule 63 and padded pony.

Your primary provenance of padded ponies pummeling petrifying plagues. Also, narwhals.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

I wrote some stories for you. I hope you enjoy them.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Author, dreamer, adventurer, scientist, High Prince of Appledashery, and bonafide lover of sadfics and the Great American Cheeseburger.

The proprietor of the series known as 'Sweet Special-Nothings'. Well known for the story Hop, Skip, and a Jump! And First Date. Also wrote the Conversion Bureau tale, A Mare's Tail.

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

Music ponies are best ponies.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.