• Member Since 25th Sep, 2017
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Sanitize your pings


I'm probably the most chaotic evil D&D character, so bad in fact ... I act like it. Please don't ask to hear my life story.

Pre-reading, or proof-reading/editing

Hello, if you come in search of an editor/proof-reader, or a pre-reader; shoot me a "PM," so I may look over your story, or whatever you want me to blah blah blah. This ain't gonna be read.

I work for free right now.

My Motto

Order is a lie,
There is only chaos
Through chaos, I gain cats
Through cats, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The cats shall free me.

Introduction to my institution

I'm just a very bitter entity.

About myself

Hi, it's ice breaker time, I'll start off with my name, my englishing skills, and lastly some "funny" facts about myself.

My name is Shadow. (<--Cringe lord).

I know it seems like I speak a foreign language, but I don't. I do however sign American Sign Language (ASL). ASL Has caused me to sometimes forget my suffixes, and my tenses. I have somehow found myself proof-reading/editing for two people right now.

Fun Facts:

I am a Boeing CH-47 Chinook, which if you don't call me by my pronouns. My rotors will fall upon thee!

I'm both young and old.

I'm a musician, and I compose music. I play every instrument to the basic level as in whole notes/tones, but the instruments I'm really really good at are the cello, electric bass, trombone, eup, baritone, mellophone and lastly ... auxiliary percussion.

I was a finalist in a marching show, I got 4th place.

Hmm ... I get not sleep.

What else ... I'm working on a story.

Think that's it, if you would like to hear any of my pieces, just ask. I should say this as well, I'm not proof-reading any of this.

P.S my discord is Yummy Ping Sanitizer#3994 (I'm very chaotic, I role a d20 every time I speak.

My rules for reading/rules!

!) I don't read incomplete/canceled/paused stories. There are very few exceptions to this rule. I mean very few, I think maybe five stories.
@) I don't know what else to put here, so I'll just put this here.
#) Just remember what else--oof forgot it again.

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2736515
If you want it to be creepy, put it as You, or Yourself

2736012
Yeah, more creepy when I follow people ;p

2734571
good, I am going to write a fugue soon.

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