wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

There is a snake in my boot! And it's wearing glasses!

Life is short and so are my stories. Enjoy!

-If Lost, please place back into the nearest library-

Yeah I ain't doing the fiction thing anymore

* EQD Blogpony * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Thirteen time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Panelist: Ponycon AU 2014/2015, Salvagecon, and Alicon 2018/2019.

I'm a guy named Dumb who occasionally gets his derriere in gear and writes HiE epics involving space, Gods, and other silly nonsense. Also edits/reviews stories, for those who are looking for that.

A fan of DMC for 10 years and somehow a writer(Im a meh writer in my opinion) it appears lol. hoping to expand into Game Animation. Have to many dreams to live or try(VAing is one, Highly doubt it)

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Mostly on other sites, I check in once in a while. PMs still open, I'll see it if you send one.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!

Just your average teenage brony.

Fan fix writer reader and editor

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I write stories... Pretty much it, really.

I left, but now I'm back. Now tell me, who the heck is this Sombra guy, and why does he look like he crawled out of the OC pits of DeviantArt?

A fellow traveler...

Exploits to Be Astonished By

I'm a Brony, I'm an author on FimFiction. Thereby I'm a Brony author on FimFiction. Hope you enjoy my works.

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

I would love to write stories, but i'm afraid they all suck.