80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Me and my horse porn never existed.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

We grow 'em big!

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Death God

You do you the best you can do.

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I love to read and write fiction and fanfiction. I'm 34 years old, married, and a gamer....I think that's it, other than Vinyl Scratch is best background pony. :P