Gonna work on that Kingdom Hearts fic at some point

I write stuff, hopefully you like. End-goal is a happy reader! Not muchuva bio, but it'll do, yeah?

I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I am a currently 16 year old cynic who used to love the show and is still on this site for some reason. Once in a blue moon I actually write something.

I am your God now.

Patience is the key to winning any battle.

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

I don't exist

I'm a mad man. I'm a man of honor. I'm a sociopath. I'm a brony. For all my conflictions, I'm pretty stable, though you'll probably call me insane. That's fine, I enjoy it. I'm just hear to write.

Imagine large boobs.

[Remember to write one of those short profile bio things]

Another one bites the dust.

(Insert witty comment here)

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

The spaz formerly known as Waldo

Just here to make stories for all you fillies and colts to read. Also love to help others with their own writing, so feel free to approach with questions of your own.

Passion is the only heat that is soft enough not to burn flesh and hot to set fire to the world.

Darkness will always end up out lasting the light.

Every thing that has a beginning has an end. I'm both the beginning and the end for I'm Ragnarok!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

My name used to be Gylden Glør, but I got sick of typing the ø in.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

if you have become human enough to cry, then all the magic in the world cannot change you back

I make erotic games and animations online for free! Check out my Patreon: www.patreon.com/kajio Thanks!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I am someone who loves Film, Animation and Comic Books/Graphic Novels. I'm 26 years old. Best Pony is Fluttershy, second is Derpy and Third Is Twilgiht Sparkle

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I am a cool christian capitalist, a practical poetry practitioner and happily hated by half of the hemisphere.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.