Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

Breathing on the neck of Fimfiction since 2014.

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

Been away for a while. Figured I'd give writing for this fandom a shot.

Dii faan los miraak diist dovahkiin zu'u lost haan wah hermaeus mora ko apocrypha nuz zu'u lost viik naal laat dovahkiin ahrk ruz krii naal hermaeus mora nuz nu i'm stin!

I can hear the wind speaking to me, they say hello and goodbye.

I am the lucid dream

Just an observer from the shadows.

I write about cute ponies. Sometimes.

404 brain not found. Replace with pony

The Crucible is not liable for any injuries sustained herein, and neither am I.

Well, It's true. I'm not.

I'm a male human aspiring to be a famous actor. Though not a "brony" I am interested in the impressive amounts of lore that the fandom has to offer. I currently am a professional fanfic writer

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

Just a nobody who enjoys reading.

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.

My name hear is the same as it is on xbox.... GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS!!!!

Constantly running on a cocktail of caffeine and anime.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

Old, dead account, Go here instead. https://www.fimfiction.net/user/208370/Gorgeous+Freeman

If ever their was a time to knock some sense OUT of me, this would be it.

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Common ideas executed weirdly, if inspiration and motivation strikes.

Not much to say here. Im an average male with a very big soft spot for romance, I like technology, and I'm not the best of writers, but I try so I'm doing better than most

Don't mess with a half-breed...ever

A history nut that writes horse fiction.

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

Ayyy, welcome to my account, not much to see other then one story so... yeah, enjoy it or don’t, it’s up to you.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Anime is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima

A scientist who occasionally writes fiction. Does anyone ever read these things?

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Just an FiM fan.

In reading, keep an open mind. In writing, have fun with words.

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Tired always.

Humanity has spent thousands of years perfecting the indoors, so why would we want to go outside?

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe