I figured it was time I wrote something here. Done.

I work. I read. I work. I sleep. I work. I party. I work. I have sex. I work. I eat. I work. I lose my mind. I make no effort to find it and probably never will. Bananas.

"Never let your fear of being criticized stop you from expressing yourself through art." ~Fluttershy.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Giving you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts.

The fuck are you looking at, Arse-face?

I'll see you starside, everyone. Through rain, shine, or clouds, and no matter what it takes...I'll carry you there if necessary.

Run, John, run, the law commands, but gives me neither feet nor hands; better news the Gospel brings, it bids me fly and gives me wings.

Commissions currently OPEN

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

A good story displays a moral, the best ones attach you to the characters who display them.

Hi I'm Jon I'm from Moncton New Brunswick Canada I'm just starting to get involved in my little pony I'm not sure if I'm a brony but I hope we can be good friends

Bees are misunderstood creatures.

I exist

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

Confound these ponies. They drive me to write.

You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!

A great lover of military strategy, history, Firefly and ponies. Not necessarily in that order.

man, i really don't know what in the cinnamon toast fuck i'm doing.

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

I am a part of the grey knights chapter, and all will bow before my creative skills!...i-if you want to that is

Reloading the Story Canon.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

I'm a giant Sci-Fi and history nerd, with a greater fascination with history

Writing Hobbyist, Fanfiction Author, Pony Enjoyer

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

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The magic comedy hoers.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

I periodically check this. Don’t like ponies anymore, I think it's weird as fuck I used to like that shit

I'm an amateur writer, trying to improve upon my skill by writing fan-fiction and getting feedback from those who read.

I do stuff and things.

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

Hi, I'm The Brown Dog. I'm a Dog and I'm Brown. That's about it...What? Did you think there'd be more? Because there isn't...So...Yeah. You can stop reading this now.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5