Too much to write; too little time

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

space is a waste

Something-something horse narrations.

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

A writer who writes things.

I write. The voices command me to do so.

Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Your average fan fiction writer. I enjoy anime, music, my little pony of course.

You take orders from me now! Ya hear?! This is Sgt GobSmacker reportin' for duty!

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

MA Research Student and former teacher. Part-time tutor, part-time bartender. Full-time writer and MLP: FIM researcher.

Just a fan of the show. Wouldn't call myself a brony, but I like it enough to write about it.

I look at MLP a bit differently than the average Brony. I don't usually read into things to come up with ships. I keep in mind that the show was made for families (well, mostly: I do write clop).

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

well where should I start I like burning peaceful worlds and I hate moany heroes that cry when I burn their village and kill there dad

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Done.

He's this guy, who writes stuff.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.