Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.
It seems I'm not capable of writing a bio without sounding really pretentious, so I'll keep it simple.I write pony-fanfiction. That is all.
A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.
The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.
If you're looking for wisdom, you may be looking in the wrong place.