Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

Black Lives Matter, this isn't hard

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

time is a crime

What the hell is a pony?

I am simply who I am. No more, no less. Everything I am is open to interpretation. I can only hope you interpret me as I interpret myself. Whatever that interpretation is. Good day, and keep smiling!

"r5h, your story was also weird in that you had like some of the cleverest jokes in the contest and also some of the dumbest" -Aragon

Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.