A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Actually an artist, mainly hanging around to get more inspiration.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

I'm Jordan Kinsley, and I'm a relentless shipper. Send me a PM or leave a comment about my stories, I love getting feedback. Patreon!

“You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul.” George Bernard Shaw

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Just a simple guy who likes to find a shining light, even in the darkest of places.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Fuck this fandom.

An amatuer writer who loves Pinkie Pie and Discord.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

space is a waste

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

i arts, and apparently write.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

What a beautiful Sunset.

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

I like ponies

The sexiest man you've ever met.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Are you not entertained?

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

A phantom of shadows and darkness that wander this site in search of Spike fanfics. May the darkness be with you.

This account is essentially dead. Apologies if you were expecting conclusions. Stories are deleted. I needed to move on.

Sup fellow MLP lovers. Not much to say about myself. I'm just a brony that loves to write and would love to put up my work for others to enjoy.

Death God

All my things are horse things!

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

It is a good and noble thing to tell a good story.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Just so we're all clear, I'm putting on my glasses

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?