None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

Caffeine's not even a drug and I still have a problem.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies ponies

The magic comedy hoers.

Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.

Hello. I enjoy writing a story sometimes and sometimes colorful equines.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

A nerd who thought it would be cool to, with the help of a few equally insane buddies adapt the entire Marvel Universe (with some DC Comics thrown in for kicks) with My Little Pony...wish me luck

Don't hate the approver, love the adorable RariFace and squishy cheeks.

space is a waste

Who let the dogs out?

The sexiest man you've ever met.

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I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Your soul shall be mine...

Does anyone play the MLP mobile game? My friend code is a49657.

You now face godlike judgement. May it extend eternally.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)