I'm twenty-one year old asshole with grammar skill of a brain dead monkey....Lets be friends.

pony — po·ny — [poh-nee]

Team Rocket Agent

I'm just an observer.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

"Art forms that appeal to modern leftish intellectuals tend to focus on sordidness, defeat and despair, or else they take an orgiastic tone, throwing off rational control ..."

Why am I still here?

"Bucephalus" is the name of the ancient Thessalian warhorse that carried Alexander the Great into battle.

I'm a rock.

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Just another person trying to contribute to the brony community. Hopefully one day I can think up a better bio than this

Just some hidden brony with a s***load of ideas. Also available for assassinations (Not really, Deadpool does that.)

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

I like to quote Jaden Smith in my works.

I am a brony and i am in this for the great stories, they can really help me visualize how the new season will be

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.

We’ll bang okay?

https://discord.gg/kyrvxtC

I am a humorist. I write funny stuff... I hope. Since my pony-name appears to be Dusk Dash (there is a chart), I have decided to dedicate my life to quick and evil science!

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

I'm male, in my twenties, and a big fan of good stories.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

My bio used to be super edgy.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.