I aim to misbehave.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

I am here to write about ponies having sex. That is all.

I've been writing fanfiction for a few years now and I have recently come to know of PONY. That is all, actually.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

I like writing.

Commissions currently OPEN

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

Boop.

I'm not a professional writer, I'm just someone writing fics for fun and nothing more.

Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!

There and back again.

I really like ponies. Also Discord, a whole bunch. ;P

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Sometimes, very rarely, I'll start something I'll probably never finish.

I am a simple writer of some relatively unknown skill. I am also insane, mentally unstable and with limitless creativity. To an extent.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Shut up. Just write.

I write sins... NOT tragedies. Link to Patreon

I love to swim, write, and waste my hours away on this site.

O.F.P.

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

Such a saucy Pencill....

A Canadian idiot.