This story is a sequel to Friendship is Epic - Book 1: My Big Flare (COMPLETE REMAKE)
The adventures of Flare Gun, Red Engineer, Crystal Iceblast, Blaze Goldheart, Psyche Illusion, and Aquatic Armor continues. Last left off on Book 1 of Friendship is Epic. New adventures, new friends, new enemies, new locations, new epicness, new LULZ!
In this season of FiE, Flare's past follows him to Ponyville, the good and the bad, but it's not just Flare's past, some of the Noble Six as well. Flare's sister Water Gun moves in to Ponyville along with her special somepony, Rainbow Dash's long lost sister also moves to Ponyville, and even ponies from Flare's past such as a pig, a stalker, an old bully, the old bully's father, Flare's ex-marefriend come back, but it's up to you to find out which ones come back to haunt Flare or they come back to help Flare, same story goes with the other members of the Noble Six.
This season of FiE ties with FiM Season 3. It is recommended to read Book 1 first to get to know the characters and story, but this here is the real beginning!
Like in Book 1, this story also contains cutaway gags, but I decided to slow down on them because... I dunno, I was getting complaints about them so now there's not as much cutaway gags, it's mostly humor from the characters themselves. There is still singing. To divide between the singing and the talking, italics will be present, same goes to signs or letters.
Also, I barely read the comments anymore because most of it is what I find to be trollism, but I read PMs and I read reviews on other fanfic websites. So.... I don't care about the comments anymore. Type whatever you want. They won't be deleted, but that doesn't mean I'll read them. But regardless, I hope you at least try to enjoy the story. It's not just humor, it's story. Anyways, have fun! :D
Nice! Cool Story!
BECAUSE ONE BOOK WASN'T ENOUGH
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This. Love this guy.
Please burn this. PLEASE.
But, I must say, after skimming the first book. That grammar is bearable. AFTER THE BUCKING WALLS OF TEXT THAT SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. Other then that?
Please, stahp author. stahp, plz.
I may come back and dissect all of this, if I find my mind is ready. There is alot of will power not to hate you right off for gary stuing it.
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So what kind of humor are you talking about? The kind that praises internet memes and TXT SPEAK and goddamn pop culture being dropped into a story every few sentences? You might find that quirky and endearing, but I find it annoying and unnecessary. Why do you need to say LOL when you can say "I laughed heartily" or something? Like your character Psyche, I think Flare Gun is an idiot. Or in the words of our resident riffmaster, "really fucking annoying and stupid".
But the worst part is...it's the same problems you had in your first story! You didn't even bother to listen to Fallen Prime's advice...or anyone's for that matter. The blocks of text are still there, and the memes are like a cancer. I'm downvoting this due to lack of effort. Not even going to write a full on review on this, because all you need to do is read the comments on the other story.
This hurts me, man. Or in other words: I don't <3 this story. I h8t it. Hav a good day sir. LOLOLOLOL. Winky frowny face.
GARY STU ALERT! All hands on deck, fire on my mark!
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Did we kill it?
Oh, FUCK NO.
1666666 Oh Fuck YES
1666670>>1666666 Oh fuck ME
Hard, please.
1666685 Perhaps later, mortal.
1666691 Do you know who I am? I AM LORD COBAIN!
TWE's Scribblestick here with my helpful writing tips!
Well, you know how often fans of a show forget about one of the main characters. (Hint: NEVER)
This wasn't cool (or even remotely pleasant) the first time you did it. What makes you think it's cool now?
Protip: if you have to explain a reference, it's probably not worth doing.
Protip: if you have to ask your readers to go watch an entire video series on YouTube just to understand a completely pointless reference that adds absolutely nothing to your story, KILL IT WITH FIRE. FROM SPACE.
Oh, I get it! It's funny because he's talking to Spike like Spike's a two-month old mentally handicapped child! Right? Right?
Wait. That's actually not funny. It's just annoying a demeaning. Which makes me want to drop-kick your character into orbit.
Yes. Yes you did. And now my review is over. For more pointers, go read the comments on your first story.
~Scribblestick
What's sad is you managed to type out 30000+ words of this.
That's pretty much all I've got to say... can't bring myself to read it.
Yeah... bye. Hope this story burns... or your humor at least improves to something better than toilet jokes.
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Is it dead yet?
1666781 Wow. Such words from our friendliest moderator.
I... I just want to hug you.
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I take pride in my toilets.
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Well, it's true.
Also, I just realized the fourth chapter references gak.
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Toilet humor has its place. The jokes being spammed are bad.
Notice the analogy I made?
Just wondering, not meaning any offense.
1668581 I wasn't gonna hug you to comfort you. I was gonna hug you because I'm proud of you. You have no idea just how much I loathe this guy's stories.
1668821 Well, I'm glad I made your day. That's happened a couple times, hasn't it?
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Keep punching, it'll die eventually.
Hopefully.
1677767 I never asked for this.
My friends, you see, the problem you all have is you're not getting the moral of the story. If you knew what this story is mainly about, you'd enjoy it more.
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No, It's a piece of shit, nothing more, nothing less
Isn't the purpose of the story to KNOW WHAT IT'S MORAL IS CLEARLY!?
1680902 If you're trying to convey a moral, and no one's picking up on it, YOU'RE NOT CONVEYING IT RIGHT.
I love this. I really do.
I'll read this later when I feel like shit to make me feel better about myself and my writing abilities. 
GAK?!
I just go crazy when I hear/read the word GAK!
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sorry
Alright I guess I can't explain it here. Alright who knows good animation, and who can voice well? I'm turning this into a series on youtube, maybe you'll like that.
"Friendship is Epic" "new epicness, new LULZ!" "And yes, this isn't really the type of story for those without a unique sense of humor, or those who say tl;dr."
Also, goddamn all these epic may-may references...
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This is just..... well...
"Alright I guess I can't explain it here. Alright who knows good animation, and who can voice well? I'm turning this into a series on youtube, maybe you'll like that."
Please no.
I don't really have much else to say to you besides i.imgur.com/3wgWL.jpg
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Your icon looks familiar...
Are you that admin of Cool Story Bro, But It Needs More Ponies page on FB?
One of the admins, at least.
1922757 YOU GOT THA WRONG MAN MISTA
No, i'm not that guy, sorry bud
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Aww, it was worth a shot anyways.
1893897 No. Putting the shit in a new format doesn't stop it from being shit.
Alright. No. You know what? I've put this off long enough, but I think you need to see these. And I'm adding this sequel on the 15th.
1922757 Nope. :3
Excuse me, I think I need to go sit in a corner and cry for a while.
IT BEGINS ANEW. THE BEAST HAS REFORMED, TAKING ON A MUCH MORE FORMIDABLE BODY.
TO ARMS, MEN! TO ARMS!
Awesome, with a few grammatical errors here and there.
I'm pretty hooked though.
Once upon a time, there was this story. This story reached out with its evil tendrils of death swag-fagness, hoping to ensure all and destroy the good that many on this site stood for. Then, one fateful day, no one gave a shit and it was ignored except for about a hundred people. From there, it slowly rotted, still trying to grab some kind of hold to even crouch beside those of this site, but it fell. And today, it sits, at the bottom of the shit pile.
The end.
Heh! Swag story, you made a funny. *sarcasm*
I just cannot stop cumming.
This story, obviously, has amassed a huge collective of those dedicated to critiquing all of its flaws. And because there is such a large base of critics, this story has received a very low like/dislike ratio.
However, I must say this: in the face of overwhelming oppression, the author of this story has maintained the integrity to continue posting chapters. And in my opinion, no matter how terrible the story might actually be, this author deserves some consideration.
Have a like; it's on me
P.S: here's something to leave everyone thinking about integrity. It's the last portion of the autobiography Valerie wrote in V for Vendetta (the comic) before her death.
This is apple short quality.
I've been slowly snarking my way through the second book, currently I am in chapter six. I was just asked if I think you have improved at all as a writer during the time this fic has taken.
The answer is no. I wish I could say "yes", but... Just no. I still have something like three hundred thousand words and over six months of this fic to go, but at the time you posted this chapter I am currently reading, you had already written over a quarter-million words of the fic in over half a year - that should be more than enough room for improvement.
Yet in this chapter and other recent chapters, you still make the same typos as in the beginning of the fic ("angerly" and "bolcany" come into mind); your vocabulary and sentence structures are still just as limited and your grasp of grammar just as abysmal as they were at first; and most insultingly, you have made no effort to improve your original characters nor your characterization of canon ponies despite repeated comments regarding those points.
All this is a harsh slap in the faces of all the readers, illustrating just how little you care about them and how your only goal is to write this self-insertion mess for your own purposes, whatever they might be.
Normally when I see something like this I point the author towards writing guides. You just don't care though, do you?
This is criminal. What you've done to those poor words without their consent is just sick.
Shroom films... wait....
You referenced your own work? YOU SERIOUSLY REFERENCED YOUR OWN WORK!?
That's just....
You've got to be joking...
You can't be real...
Oh Celestia save us, you are.
And everything you make is terrible.
Please take a long step back and rethink what you're doing. You can't save these, but you can scrap it and do it right. Initially I thought this was satire. Then I realized it was serious and a sequel. Then I found your youtube and deviantart.
I feel sick and need to go lay down...
3245856 And you, my friend, don't seem to know the brony code: Love and tolerance. Oh why bother, no one uses it anymore. Always judging the story by it's first chapter. IT'S OLD! Most of these chapters were created a year ago! Things changed since then! The whole story's humor changed from Chapter 16 and beyond. How about start there, then tell me your opinions. BTW, alot of stories reference their own work. Do you have a problem with their's too? Got a problem with Family Guy advertising American Dad and Cleveland Show? Got a problem with Valve talking about their other games in Left 4 Dead? Got a problem with Rockstar Games advertising GTA on Max Payne 3? Exactly! How about actually not judging the whole story by only one little problem, and get entertained by the other parts? Allons-y!
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He thinks love and tolerance was serious!
If you actually knew what it meant you wouldn't be saying it was.
Typically that's how it works. People click on the first chapter and when they don't like it, they click out and maybe downvote.
It's still annoying with pop culture references. And why would anyone start there and not, y'know, AT THE BEGINNING.
They typically use subtlety, something you lack as an author. You references hammer their way in, like Family Guy.
Except it's not one part, it's many parts that you refuse to acknowledge.
3247235 But, brah, or sista, whatever you are your name confuses me. No one is forcing anyone to do anything. I was only making suggestions. You don't like it, leave, I got your opinions. Go read Apple the Bloom instead, you might be feel better if you remember your childhood. Also..... umm.... brohoof! /) *ding*