Griffon of Canterlot

by Electuroo

Chapter 71.5 – Dollface Vs Trash Panda

Author's Note:

I had alot of fun making this chapter, hope you all have a good time reading it too, it suppose to be a light hearted chapter, something to give a smile, well attempt to!

Love to hear your comments as always!

Stay healthy and safe all!

-Electuroo

Griffon of Canterlot

Chapter 71.5 – Dollface Vs Trash Panda

Gilda flew after the raccoon Rocky around the cottage, he was dodging her attempts to catch him with very flexible quick movements, the raccoon to her surprise that ran on two legs was fast on the paw feet, he glancing back with a big grin and a wink, she roars and with a burst of speed charge right at him.

Rocky slid to a stop and did a backflip over her, she look up and he as flipping over her point, in that moment she saw what he was pointing at, no way to stop Gilda lands in the right, surfacing she looked around growling. “Where did that bucking trash panda go!?”

“Hey dollface, why the long beak?” Gilda snap her sight upon him standing on top of a tree branch, putting his shades on. “Come on, ya can do better than that, your the ultimate predator after all, aren't ya? Or are ya just the chicken kind?”

Gilda let out a mighty roar bursting out the water. “YOUR DEAD!” With a powerful burst of speed rocketed right for Rocky.

Rocky pulled out of his pocket a ball. “Catch.” He tossed it at her calmly.

It hit her and explode into smoke, she coughing into one talon, and waving the other to clear the smoke from her, she look to the branch to find him gone. “Hiding from me are you!?”

“Nope, chilling on the river!” Gilda turn to see him wearing black shorts with a leg crossed over the other, a arm behind his head, the other holding a glass of juice with a little umbrella on it, Rocky was lying on a inflatable deck chair drifting down the river. “What's up?”

Gilda blinked a few times, than she rubbed her eyes, but he was lying there on a inflatable deck chair. “How the buck did you do that!?”

“Catch me and you will find out doll!” He finished off the drink, jumping into the river swimming down river.

Gilda growled. “Gah! That raccoon driving me nuts!” She gave chase. “I will not back down from a challenge! I will catch you!”

“That's it dollface! Ya got it!” He laughed jumping out the water running into a open field, Gilda chased him to get wet shorts slam into her face, pulling it off her to find he was back wearing his suit running from her. “Y'all taking too long! I even got enough time to get back into my formal wears!”

Gilda stared at the shorts and at him. “H-how is he doing this!?” She throw it to the ground, Gilda saw him run into very long grass, flying around it Gilda looked for any movement.

Rocky jump out of it grabbing her by the sides of her face, than giving her a kiss on her beak with his muzzle. “Catch me if ya can!” He drop back into the grass.

Gilda spits a few times shaking her head. “Gross gross gross!” Gilda shin her claws. “Time to show what I meant about them not being for show!” Gilda flies down and with a slash, she cut through a section of grass, the long blades falling, over and over again she cuts through it.

Each time Rocky jump out and dive in again, Gilda couldn't catch him each of the times, and each hiding place she took out, he took another popping out, Gilda cutting the grass down again, this repeated it self many times. “I am over here! No heeeerrrreeee!” He bouncing around till Gilda took to the air and took a good look for him, what she saw made her gasp, it was of her face cut into the field of long grass.

“You got to be bucking kidding me!” Gilda screeched, in the corner of her eyes at the edge of the tall grass was that raccoon. “No more games, dweeb!” Gilda screamed at him.

Rocky called back cupping his paw hands over the muzzle. “Nah! You love these games! Dollface! Catch me if you can!” He salutes running into the forest.

Gilda followed him from high above watching him run through the tree lines. “He heading to the mountain!” Gilda flew towards it quickly as she could, almost there she saw a dust trail zoom into the cave. “Sweet Grover! How fast was he moving!?” She lands at the cave entrance, slowly walking inside, her eyes adjusting to the dimming light. “That trash panda is impossible!”

Rocky popped out of a tunnel on the cave wall near her. “Of course I am impossible! I am gonna be 2000 this year! Stand at three feet and talk ya head off!” He quickly disappear into the tunnel as Gilda leap into it.

Gilda looked around in it, she couldn't find Rocky in there, Gilda entered it and followed the rock tunnel, it bends around, goes up a bit till it turn downwards, using her claws on talons and paws lean down it. “Where did that raccoon go?” She looked around upside down.

Hanging upside down beside her was Rocky, he grinned. “Hello doll!” He gave her again a big kiss on the beak, before she could grab him, he was gone.

Gilda fell out of the tunnel hole, flapping her wings to stop from falling on the ground, wiping her beak. “Gah! Damn that raccoon! How can he do all that crazy stuff!?”

He popped out another tunnel entrance further up the cave. “I had close to 2000 years, doll! I can do things that-” He rolls his eyes. “-Crazy.” He chuckled popping back in.

Gilda looked into it to find him not there, she looked around into the darken cave, one of the plus sides to being a griffon, eyes can adjust to the dark, blinking a few times. “Yeah I can see that trash panda.”

“Like a raccoon, I bet you got great eye sight too for the deep dark recesses of the mountain.” He popped into view of Gilda grinning at her. “No chase?”

Gilda flew close to him. “Nope, you'd just get away from me again, after all the crazy stuff you pulled on me, even kissing me TWICE, I am not gonna play your games no, so see ya dweeb!” She turn to leave.

Rocky put his paw hands behind his head. “Ah come on now, we almost at the top, you really don't want to miss what up there.”

Gilda looked over her shoulder. “We barely gained any height!”

“I know, isn't it sweet to have shorter routes in the inside to that of that out?” Rocky grinned. “Took some convincing, but for my 1000s birthday Leelee made this tunnel for me, folded the dimensions with some rune glyph magic, making it shorter on the inside to the outside!” He waved her to follow. “Come on doll!”

Gilda rubbed the bridge of her beak. “Fine! I'll see whatever up there!” Gilda flew up after him, new light coming into view.

Soon she found herself outside on top of the mountain, looking back it was a small entrance, which didn't make sense, but Gilda saw Rocky standing at the edge of the mountain plateau with his shades removed. “Now what ya call this view?”

Gilda step up beside him, what she saw was breathtaking, Gilda could see almost the whole ecosystem, what surprised her was to one far side of the cubic wall was a beach with cliff sides and a sea, another part was a snowy field with what look like some snow falling at the moment, not to far from that was a dessert. “Sweet Grover...” She saw fields of green too, jungles, forests, including the grass cut portrait.

Rocky point down to below them. “There the cottage.” Gilda looked over the edge and she saw it. “What a view isn't it?”

“Yeah it is Trash Panda.” She put her talon on his shoulder. “And gotcha dweeb.”

“That ya did doll.” He brought up a glass bottle with a fizzy blackish brown liquad in it. “Here, this here is Coke-Cola, it some homosapien drink, Leelee recreated it and can't get enough of this fizzy stuff, it will make ya burp.”

Gilda took the bottle, feeling the cold dampness on the glass, she drunk a bit of it, lapping her beak a bit. “Hmm, that not bad, got a frizzy tangy taste to it.” She felt a gas build up and burpped. “Wow you wasn't kidding.”

“Cause not, I don't lie.” He took a sip of his own as the sun orb dims into a white blue, the ceiling above them turning from light blue to orange, purple and into night colours with stars appearing with nebula clouds. “Look like Leelee being that extra creative with the sky tonight, that quite the night sky.”

Gilda stared at it, sitting down with Rocky doing the same on the edge, they looking at the ceiling to the land as night fell upon it all. “I never seen a sky like this, this is-this... There no words I can say to say...”

“Nope there isn't, it might be fake, it a no words to describe fake sky.” He chuckled raising his bottle to her. “To future friendship, doll?”

Gilda smirked. “Maybe in a few weeks.” She knock her bottle against his with a clang.

Rocky chuckled. “I'll drink to that.” He glanced over to her. “As I said before, ya one awesome predator, I enjoyed the chase, it was fun.”

Gilda glanced back to him before looking back out at the view of the sky. “Even you annoyed the heck out of me and-” She paused slowly turning to him with a sly smirk.

Rocky heard the pause, slowly turning to see the sly smirk. “Wh-” Before he could react, she grabbed him by the tie, pulled him to her, she gave him kiss with her beak against his muzzle and let go.

“Now I got my own back on ya for kissing me, that makes us even, you did that ever again, I will claw you for it, that a promise.” Gilda said with her head turned looking back at the sky ceiling.

Rocky's jaw just hung, in almost 2000 years he never thought the tables be turned on him, slowly turning to look at the sky, he had no witty remarks, no words, nothing, all he could do is close his muzzle a little, sip some coke-cola and enjoy the view.

Gilda just beaten him at his own game.

Comments

[Waterpicker]

Well he's the spawn of gales subordinate appearently and Gilda likes Gale.

[Melody Song]

Great job with the chapter!

[Vaalintine]

Eh, I don't like this bit. Rocky doesn't seem to have actually done anything to deserve Gilda liking him at all. He just goes out of his way to piss her off and then she just apparently falls in love with him? That really seems like an unhealthy relationship to be avoided.