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An Intricate Disguise
Selling out has never felt so dirty.
An Intricate Disguise
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First paragraph told me all I needed to know. First what it could be and of course it'd be Twilight.
I fully expected it to actually be some kind of testing apparatus that gave readings though. Because Twilight.
Is it possible to feel sorry for a vibrator?
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Could you spoiler your comment, pretty please? (Edit: thank you!)
Good question though!
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Done!
It miiight need a sex tag, just to be on the safe side.
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Those tags aren't mandatory as long as it's rated appropriately (I've checked). I'd put one on if it didn't ruin the twist.
Cheers for your concern though!
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No worries! I just didnt want this story to be taken down for any reason. Its amusing
I saw it coming.
hahaha still good though. 👍
I was completely taken in, trying to understand the machines trepidation while admiring its determination.
I should have known!
Never trust those important moments to F&F!
sonofabitch. you got me. Good job.
................I was stunned into silence. I wanted to laugh but nothing wasn't able to leave it was that funny.
*<>* we dont ask questions on packages delivered
This rando story got 34 likes? How is that possible? Stories like these that don't look pony related usually get ignored or "see's follower amount".
oh okay
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Maybe it's just me, but this -the lack of a sex, gore, or other tag that would deem this to be rated M- actually made me expect some sort of twist. I still couldn't say what the twist was exactly, per se, but one was still expected before I actually read it. Made me laugh, though.
Came here just for the cover picture. After reading, it all makes sense.
I'm glad I was able to be around when this dream was fathomed up.
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SAME
Come to Life is a dark spell.
RATS! I was all ready to blast this 'copy-cat' fic....until I read it, that is. FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!
You've created a wonderfully twisted parody. KUDOS!!
One thumbs up!!
hitting me right in the jimmies. oof
> sees title
> sees author
> sees cover art
Is this about a vibrator?
> reads
Fukken called it.
Still funny tho.
I am not sure what I expected. It wasn't that though.
Also, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTION!
How did Flim and Flam develop self aware AI
Why did they think the best place for it was a Vibrator
Why did they give a vibrator a sense of smell
What did it define as success, and again, why did Flim and Flam give a vibrator a mission objective.
With all that said, the fact I am asking those questions tells me this fic was a success in sucking me in. Well done.
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why make any appliance self aware? because it adds more suffering to the world!
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My question is why did they use crappy batteries after giving it pseudo life. oVO
I knew I should have looked at the author before reading...
Goddamnit you got me.
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That picture really looks like some horse anatomy.
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"What is my purpose?"
"You pass butter."
"Oh my Luna."
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"Yeah, welcome to the club, pal."
I've been reading the other My battery is low, so I was intrigued when I found this in the 'Top - This Week', so I decided to check it out.
I then saw the author. My mind whirred in confusion.
I read it.
I should have known.
I didn't see that coming, and so did Twilight...
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The best reason.
My God... that ending
Didn't expect that at all 
It's almost exactly what I thought it was. I'd just assumed it would he Opportunity taking the proverbial plunge.
Magnificent bit of mundane horror created through a novel perspective. Truly, the Flimflams are villains in ways many cannot even appreciate.
Bruh,
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Hahahahhahaha! That ending!
The ending threw me off completely. I was expecting a dark ending, what I got was a wet one instead.
I mean if the cover art doesn't tip someone off to what this is about...