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Do girls gawk? Of course they do! Bipedal, quadrupedal, paraplegic. All things with eyes and ovaries share an undeniable commonality:

They gawk.

Whether it's at nature or the news or social media or cat memes or fashion magazines or political-Twitter-bashing, they are prone towards gawking at things and events and places at one point or another.

And it's even likely that girls, especially the specimens of Canterlot High School, will mostly just gawk at Flash Sentry while he sexily shimmies around in booty shorts.

A collection of chapters that may or may not take place either in recursive meta fanfiction or on the cell phones of Canterlot High School Girls who like to giggle over sexy femboy karaoke.


Art by MashoArt

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 32 )

Should have seen this coming.

DumbDog
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F’naaaa motherfuckers.

Sometimes I wonder if skirts is actually 4 refrigerators and a giraffe smoking weed in a trench coat

Not complaining, of course

Yaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssss. *shuffles off into his office, grinning like a madman*

Comment posted by Illi deleted Jan 6th, 2019

Okay...this chapter made me laugh. Maybe the previous chapters put me in a giggly mood, but this one made me laugh out loud. Kudos.

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What are you?

That Flash imagery really starts to linger in your mind after a while.

"And you can thank my older sister Rarity for providing us with her own USB Stick so we can bring the video here to you and your gracious family!" Sweetie Belle meowed, clutching her little hands together. "It was a huuuuuuuge file! And she's just so generous—"

You know, it takes special talent to install an ominous feeling of "Oh no" in the reader with one relatively short line of dialogue. But you managed it here just fine.

9385871 "STOP, THAT'S GAY!" *adjusts recording device* "OKAY! CONTINUE!"

FTFY

I don't know what I just read, but it might have been amazing.

Poor Rainbow Dash. Joking to cover up insecurity and no one thinks the joke is funny.

Gawkin' in the boys' room
Gawkin' in the boys' room
Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules
But everybody knows that gawkin' ain't allowed in school

Quote is shamelessly stolen & modified. :trollestia:

skirts WHAT are you doing?

9386011
I don't know, but whatever it is he's been doing a lot of it, and I want some for myself.

So it wasn't just Rainbow. They're ALL going to break a Pinkie Promise.

They will pay.

:pinkiecrazy:

Hehehehe...the lion fish and Patrick Stewart...

She's keeping a Mantis Shrimp? Oh dear. I'm torn between it being really aggressive and being the confident sort. Yeah he can take you, and he knows it, so nothing to prove.

In time, the survivors would look back and laugh.

Eventually.

Dean of looooove’s gotta get her love on. And Shining Armor? He appreciates the concept of sharing.

"We made sure everyone took the time to say 'hello' to you as well!" Sweetie Belle said.

Oh no...:twilightoops:

And then... the inevitable happened. And it was epic.:rainbowdetermined2:

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I was surprised that there were no listed casualties. None... listed... :rainbowderp:

All this way and no 'Flash flashed...' ECT. Puns

My dissapointmept is immense and irreperable.

This is so good. I just hope the video doesn't spread over the whole school!

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