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When Sunset Shimmer gets a text message from Flash Sentry stating that he "needs help with a magical problem," she knows better than to second-guess her ex-boyfriend. She and the girls rush to assist... but is the thing afflicting Flash truly a curse? Or, perhaps instead, he should embrace a new flutter of cheer in his heart over this newfound gift!

Art by valhalla-studios

Chapters (4)
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And Happy April Fools Day to you...

Chapter 1 of The End of Pants, 20190401 09:12

We are nothing but errant leaves floating on an ashen breeze, lost before the random bonfires lying in wait to consume us and sacrifice all knowledge of our existence in a holocaustal conflagration of emptiness.

This feels unlikely. I'd expect her to be more obsessed with waltzing between the sanguine feuding of births and health workers and bouncing around highly experienced party-goers under a pale gaze of Flora.

Bring all the girls. You will need your rainbow lasers or whatever

“Oh...” Rarity held a delicate girl wrist over her girl chest. “...oh my.”

I predict he will need friendship powered laser hair removal.

“Why the hay would be do somethin' so cryptic?” Applejack asked.

This could be did quintessential Apple-not-horse.


Overall, good hook, must find out more.

This is gold.

Fluttershy existed.

Wowee.

Fluttershy existed.

These are my favorite parts, I think.

Goddammit Skirts

What the fucking fuck.

Did someone mess with my meth again?

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“We've all got one!” She held her bracelet up. “Super speed!”
Applejack brandished her necklace. “Super strength!”
“Diamondsssssss!” Rarity sing-songed.
“Existence.”

Chapter 2 of The End of Pants 190401 11:54

but also willing to erect itself in stark contrast to the ash and snow falling all over the eastern god rays of celestial time passage,

The word "god" should obviously be "crepuscular". This sentence is small enough to accommodate sesquipedalian diction.

Rarity struggled not to drool.

Fashion not-horse needs more experience with fashion to learn that fashion can fashion fashion.

“Land's sakes!” the lattermost lady's voice echoed across a massive lavatory with mural-painted tile, a gold-laced wash basin, a large ivory tub filled with a sudsy pink bubble bath, and an elaborate assortment of fluffy terry cloth towels hanging off of shiny silver racks. “Is it just me, or is this place bigger on the inside than on the outside?”

Earth confirm for flat. Moon also confirm for flat.

Fluttershy existed.

And now we're diving into dark territory.

“Ohhhhhhhhhh...” Pinkie Pie nodded. “We get it.” She made “exploding” gestures with her palms. “ Snap! Crackle! POOF!”

No flounce, she bounce.

“Fuzzawhat—?!” The athlete's voice cracked as her fashionista friend shoved her towards the boi. “Rarity, don't you friggin' dare—”

Rainbow Dash deserves this and more for her evil machinations.

“I do not want this,” Flash said, eyes glaring like granite. “I need you to believe me. Respect that . Please .” A soft breath. “Even a fantasy is torture if it's forced on you.”

The true horror of horrors would be to wake up and never have had the fantasy that is dreamt upon it.

“Okie dokie lokie!” Pinkie Pie hopped into line, joining hands with the rest of the femme fatales. “ LIGHT 'EM UP, LADIES!”

Let cleansing plasmatic fire consume the sequins, for they are a most evil tool.

I like a good climax of explosions like the next girl!

Uh, phrasing?

... Wait, where did those scented candles get stuffed?

In all seriousness, the trip between portals awakening magic in Flash and the other humans does sound like an intriguing story hook. Especially Derpy.

Thank you for some wondrous insanity and a most intriguing idea. See you in ten years maybe?

Well, that last chapter was interesting.

“Join us next time we do rainbow lasers, Flashie!” Pinkie skipped gaily away, along with the rest of the girls. “Maybe when you and I finally get a shipping tag! Tee-hee!

Oh!
We can only hope!

--Hoping Spade

The prose here goes well beyond purple into the deep ultraviolet, only refracted just a little off. :twistnerd:

RIP End of Ponies. Hello pants?

And THIS... is to go....... Even..... Further....... BEYOND!!!

WEll this is a weirdly interesting start to a fanfic. I LIKE IT! <3

This is just getting even MORE interesting! <3

Also added a like ^_^

Okay, what the fuck did I just read in this chapter with Scootaloo??

Also sad that this is the end, and not something more...entertaining.

“No, Gordon, savior of the universe!” Flash Sentry frowned—

FLASH AAAAAAAAA

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