When Sunset Shimmer gets a text message from Flash Sentry stating that he "needs help with a magical problem," she knows better than to second-guess her ex-boyfriend. She and the girls rush to assist... but is the thing afflicting Flash truly a curse? Or, perhaps instead, he should embrace a new flutter of cheer in his heart over this newfound gift!
And Happy April Fools Day to you...
Oof
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This feels unlikely. I'd expect her to be more obsessed with waltzing between the sanguine feuding of births and health workers and bouncing around highly experienced party-goers under a pale gaze of Flora.
I predict he will need friendship powered laser hair removal.
This could be did quintessential Apple-not-horse.
Overall, good hook, must find out more.
Alternatively...
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This is gold.
Wowee.
These are my favorite parts, I think.
Goddammit Skirts
What the fucking fuck.
Did someone mess with my meth again?
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The word "god" should obviously be "crepuscular". This sentence is small enough to accommodate sesquipedalian diction.
Fashion not-horse needs more experience with fashion to learn that fashion can fashion fashion.
Earth confirm for flat. Moon also confirm for flat.
And now we're diving into dark territory.
No flounce, she bounce.
Rainbow Dash deserves this and more for her evil machinations.
The true horror of horrors would be to wake up and never have had the fantasy that is dreamt upon it.
Let cleansing plasmatic fire consume the sequins, for they are a most evil tool.
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Uh, phrasing?
... Wait, where did those scented candles get stuffed?
In all seriousness, the trip between portals awakening magic in Flash and the other humans does sound like an intriguing story hook. Especially Derpy.
Thank you for some wondrous insanity and a most intriguing idea. See you in ten years maybe?
Well, that last chapter was interesting.
“Join us next time we do rainbow lasers, Flashie!” Pinkie skipped gaily away, along with the rest of the girls. “Maybe when you and I finally get a shipping tag! Tee-hee!”
Oh!
We can only hope!
--Hoping Spade
The prose here goes well beyond purple into the deep ultraviolet, only refracted just a little off.
RIP End of Ponies. Hello pants?
And THIS... is to go....... Even..... Further....... BEYOND!!!
WEll this is a weirdly interesting start to a fanfic. I LIKE IT! <3
This is just getting even MORE interesting! <3
Also added a like ^_^
Okay, what the fuck did I just read in this chapter with Scootaloo??
Also sad that this is the end, and not something more...entertaining.
FLASH AAAAAAAAA
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