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The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.


Derpy is none too happy with Sunset Shimmer. And Sunset can't seem to figure out why...Until she does, and then she ends up in a mess she never thought she'd be in.

A comedic tale of romance and miscommunication.

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A cute entry to go for Valentine's Day. :twilightsmile:

Human Derpy and Flash...

Yeah, I can see that AND ship it.

Aww, this is a cute story!

poor dash, denied by the law.

Fluterdash is illegal. :rainbowderp:
F.U :flutterrage: that is the second most cannon ship ever
AND I LOVE IT :heart:

1st is Lybon

Yeah, I don't ship Flash with Derpy, and no fic is about to change my mind. Sorry.

There's also the Diva Code.

Seems like Rarity wants Flutters for herself, since she wrote this 'code'

More like 'Rarity's guide to controlling your friends'

Stuck up narcissistic excuse for a lady.

I admit, I do like to think that Flash and Derpy are childhood friends, I even think that Derpy comforting Flash in the two films is her way of thanking him for helping her for years, but I do not ship them because Twilight and Flash will always be my number 1 ship.

7950509 I totally agree, FlashLight is the best. But I do like DerpSentry.

Last time she checked humans didn't own other humans in this world. Well, as of late.

"No, Derpy, I promise I set him free. Gave him emancipation papers and everything."

But I don't think Flash likes that kind of stuff.” She babbled, her eyebrows furrowing.

Comma after stuff, and no capital She.

I honestly thought her one true love was muffins!

Plot twist: Flash is secretly heir to a muffin empirefactory!

Section two, paragraph twelve, Not one of us shall interfere if Twilight shows interest in anyone in our group.

Real subtle there, Rarity.

“Well, might as well start loosening the hem on my skirts now.”

You mean the waist? The hem is the bottom edge ... or do eating Pinkie cupcakes make one taller?

a blood red cocktail dress will a flirty open back


She felt that it was a little revealing, but Rarity thought it was perfect.

Rarity, you voyeur. :raritywink:

“Section eight, paragraph one, Dash cannot date Fluttershy.”

"Fluttershy, I know how to use a shredder. Put the book away."

Somewhere from across the dance floor she heard Fluttershy go, “Section eight, paragraph one, Dash cannot date Fluttershy.”

Raritydash will love it.
But it little mean for Rarity.

7951885 Typos! Typos everywhere! I need to get a laptop pronto.

7952574 Laptop? What, did you write this on a phone?


Silence, worm! You shall not decry the Shipper's Code! Rarity is clearly a master of it.

7953091 yep. I can't afford a laptop

Has there ever been a time when Derpy isn't the sweetest thing in the scene?

7953296 Good sir, I salute you for choosing to write a fic like this in challenge mode.


No, The only thing Rarara is a master of is Social manipulation. And sewing.


Two skills essential for shipping.

...I got nostalgia. I still didn't get a date but the asking was almost point-for-point. I had cards and everyone made fun of me for it.

I heard she still has them. :)

7953296 The struggle is real. I'm slowly integrating back to my laptop, hoping my scammers are off my back.

EDIT: Context: I'm forced to either use my iPhone or my dad's iPad. The second is the better yet outdated option of the two.

Huh, shipping the most beloved character of the fandom with the most hated character of the fandom?i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/253/977/f75.jpg

This is an adorable story, but I can't favorite it for the simple fact that I ship Sunflash.

We need a full list of the Girl's Code book! That thing is hilarious!

8061117 I'm going to write a fic about it probably!

i was expecting sunset to wind up ona date with derpy

This was cute. When you get a laptop, you should expand on the book more.

I was down with the book.... until the last part

Somewhere from across the dance floor she heard Fluttershy go, “Section eight, paragraph one, Dash cannot date Fluttershy.”

Burn the book

Yeah, I'm not a fan of SunLight in any form, and the code book was kind of cringy, and the comedy of errors wasn't executed well enough to be funny. I mean, it's not too shabby of a story from an objective point of view, but I don't really like it. Sorry.

Who do you ship with Flash or Sunset, if indeed you ship anyone?

Sci-Twi and maybe Micro Chips, respectively

Hmmm. Interesting. Personally, I go for FlashLight and TimberLight (for Sci-Twi). Sunset... well, I'll get back to you on that.

“Excuse me?” Sunset was truly confused. Last time she checked humans didn't own other humans in this world. Well, as of late. There were certainly cases of that in history as she learned in class, but she was pretty sure that's illegal now. “Can you explain what you-”

That's not what she meant sunset. 😑

Sunset laughed. “Trust me. I've got my eye on someone else.”

I have a good theory who it might be. :ajsmug:

Fluttershy lugged a sparkly tome like book out of her bag and flipped to a particular page before reading, “Section five, paragraph nine; No girl the six of us are friends with shall go after any of our exes, no matter how much time has passed with a few exceptions.”

I find that hard to believe. 😨

Derpy inhaled deeply, took a step forward, and fell flat on her face.

Ouch, that's gotta hurt. :fluttershyouch:

Sunset smacked her forehead. She forgot that she had just asked the most accident prone girl she's ever seen to do something that could be potentially embarrassing. This was not going to end well.

Let's hope not. :fluttershysad:

“She wanted you to ask me to go with her? That's weird but I'll go with her if she wants me to. Thanks for the head’s up, Derpy.” Flash said, closing his locker and heading to class.

You've got to be kidding me!!! :twilightangry2:

Derpy shook her head. “Nah, I've got this. You're a good friend, Sunset.” She hugged her and walked over to Flash and tapped him.

Awww :twilightsmile:

Sunset smiled. “As a matter of fact, I do not. Would you like to be mine?” She asked with a wolfish grin, holding her hand out for Twilight to take.

Knew it! :pinkiehappy:

That is some oddly specific rules in that book 🤔🤔

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