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Flash Sentry downloads the latest popular streaming app. It's totally not a magical bootleg made to curse its users into wearing princess ballgowns.

Special thanks to Scampy for the cover art.

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curse its users into wearing princess ballgowns

I... fail to see how this is a curse.

I have been enlightened to the brightest, yet darkest, of timelines.

I weep in equal parts mirth and horror. But mostly mirth.

I knew the author just by reading that description

If only Disney× had Anastasia. She had no shortage of glammable outfits.

“Even if the app technically doesn't have everything. Take 'Song of the South,' for instance. But... pffft... that's a no-brainer! Not that I'm counting sour grapes over its exclusion or nothing.”

I'm slightly bummed by the lack of the Zorro TV series.

“I know! And those shows came out in the nineties! Imagine if 'Song of the South' came out in the nineties! Would we somehow be more forgiving about Br'er Rabbit and Br'er Fox and Br'er Bear...”

Well, considering that Pocahontas came out in the 90s....

Flash sighed hard. “No reason.” He selected Tangled, then braced himself as an agonizing weight tugged at the back of his scalp. With one arm, he looped several yards of blue hair over a pink blouse. With the other hand, he brandished a frying pan and gave the Playstation console several hard whacks.

Okay, you sold me, where can I get this bootleg app?

Great little silly story, and seeing Flashed getting all princessed up is fun!

All the rambling commentary by Pinkie was absurdly hilarious!

I was going to mention the Ballgown-inator, but I should have realized you already knew. Fantastic story!

“Something about a... black cauldron?”

DON'T CLICK IT, FLASH. You'll be sorry.

Yeah, they should be lucky Disney hasn't yet added the Fox movie archive. Otherwise, Flash might get the newest Disney princess. Then it's game over, man. Game over.

Definitely some great Pinkie dialogue here. Cute story too! :heart:

Since it is about princesses, shouldn't Star Wars be included?

need more princess twilight

*sees sleeping Flash*

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His lower limbs encased in a mesh fabric approximation of shiny green scales and a floppy mermaid's fin. His supple chest was bare, save for a pair of pastel blue clamshells modestly covering his tender nipples.

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Bless you for this.


Now, where’s Flashmine?!?

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The Black cauldron is not THAT bad, the bad guy has a good design, and the initial narration is decent.

Wait, what do you mean the xenomorfo queen is now own by Disney? I know Disney owns like 9/10 of the planet, but I didn’t know that they now own that

Ah yes,

A skirts story,

Aka. d r u g s

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Slave Leia is probably not...

Pre-human-transformation Ariel costume

Never mind.

Usually I sit through hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of classic reruns with Gummi!

At first, I misread this as rewatching hours upon hours of the Gummi Bears cartoon. Which, to be fair, is a worthy endeavor.

Dashie's always poking fun at me for having the computer knowledge of an Amish grandmother.

Joke's on her! She's not the one who made three batches of fudge and a quilt with her tower this week.

The Sci-Twi sotuation has a simple, equitable solution: Just call the princess Horselight!

And there's this adorable little green platypus named Perry who reminds me of Gummi—except Perry doesn't talk.

This raises a number of questions that I'm not sure if I want answered.

Flash writhed and struggled in the constrictive Mermaid-Kafka nightmare that was currently enshrouding his helpless figure.

At least he still has lungs. Though I suppose we did see Ariel process air while consulting with Scuttle.

He looked at the TV screen which was featuring the title splash for Disney's Atlantis. “... … ...who the Hell am I?”

Oh ye of little mouse ears, indeed.

Delightful silliness, especially the punchline. Thank you for it. #freehongkong

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Yep. Disney bought Fox's movie division, mainly to get the rights to the X-Men and anything attached to the term mutant to add to the MCU. As a side result, the House of Mouse also owns the entire Fox movie archive, which includes everything Alien.

Disney already had a tangential relationship with Alien as the Alien Escape ride featured a very xenomorph-looking ET as the central character. Also, on the old movie studio ride, there was a tableau straight out of the original movie, including the strobe lights and the xeno itself. I have pictures, though I've heard the ride is now defunct.

Huh?” Pinkie Pie interjected halfway across the universe. “Who's cross-dressing?!”

*raises hand.*

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Yep. One scene in the Great Movie Ride recreated the end of the first film.

Now that Stitch's Great Escape is gone, word on the street is that they'll build Alien Encounter as it was originally meant to be.

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With ya, Misty. That was one of the silliest things I have ever read.

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I'll show Jimmy. There's hints of this in some of his stories.

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Namely the Disney ones.

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Good thing Flash didn't select Aliens...

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And thus Canterlot was flattened by xenomorphs.

THE END!

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Maybe they will build Nostromo now, given that Stitch's fart chamber has closed for good...

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You'll see plenty of screens in the next portion of 6 Universal Nights...

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Next chapter tomorrow

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But of whom...I cannot say.

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I can neither confirm nor deny the statement.

Gotta love boys crossdressing against their will! <3

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