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BradyBunch


You are going to LOVE ME!

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When a strange black and red alicorn appears in the Everfree Forest, Twilight and the others are sent to investigate.

Unfortunately, this visitor is an incomprehensible mess and quickly drives the girls insane.

Featured 1/9/19.

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He's mind, is Not to be compared to discord

lolz ur oc is not as kewl as mine oc his names Darkblade Kunoichi and his katana is made out of his own hatred and anger and all the mane 6 plus ceelstia and luna and cadence love him and cadence leaves shining armor because he beats her so darkblade has to go cut him up and oh my god this started as a joke but I think I legit have a brain tumor now.

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Yeah, I think I developed cancer writing Death Star's lines. Or at least lost a couple of brain cells.

And your oc sounds pretty cool, dude. He'd beat Goku and Vegeta and Saitama and Superman and Thanos all together.

Oh, my gosh, I felt stupid writing that.

“Yep i'm the only red and black alicorn. I feel special.”

*Sigh*

I wish.

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Not as stupid as the sequel I'm sure you'll write where your oc beats up the entirety of the MCU, kills Chrysalis, and marries Fluttershy and Black Widow.

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You have no idea. I've read about dozens of these guys.

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I don't make it my pastime to browse others alicorn OCs (although I'm sure there are plenty of very well thought-out ones... somewhere), but I've read enough Alicorns to decide that if I'm gonna design an OC, it's gonna be as faaaaar away from an Alicorn as possible.

(Keep it classy, keep it Earth Pony)

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Then you would love A Journey Beyond Sanity, by Stardust Balance. He's an earth pony in that story, and it's also really, really good, and it's over a million words long.

I don't know what to say.

But yes, Naruto fans must die... :pinkiecrazy:

God, I can see why you were giggling, this was a riot.

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I was considering asking you to do this for one of your reviews, but it appears you've already got it covered. Thanks for reading and commenting, dude! You're awesome!

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You're welcome. Really loved the Displaced genre sporking moment you did. Lost it at about that moment.

“I like Sword Art Online, also Naruto.”

Pinkie Pie's face hardened. “Take him out, Twilight. He's too dangerous to be left alive.”

But I love Naruto😫

Oh, what a lovely tale.:trollestia:

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"Gentlemen, surround him. He's not getting away from the arm of justice. Careful now! He has jutsu he could use against us!"

"Sir, did you just order an arrest because he likes Naruto?"

"He's allowed to like it. It's forbidden to tell anybody he likes it, however."

Yeah, I'm a bit hypocritical here. I like Attack on Titan, so take my word with a grain of salt.

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D'aww, thank you! And please, if you enjoyed it, check out some other fics I've worked on!

Cute story. Funny concept, executed quite well. You get bonus points for that shout-out for Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

The only thing I wish is that you'd been a little more careful in your proofreading. Also, wasn't this the subject of one of your blogs?

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The lack of proofreading was intentional. It was a bit of a personal challenge for me to squeeze out a good story without extensive proofreading. I just checked beforehand to make sure the grammar was right (or wrong) and where the plot elements were.

And yeah, it was a blog subject. But I wanted to let people know I was making something before I actually put it out there, you know?

Also, thanks for the Legend of the Galactic Heroes catch.

Upvoted and faved just because this sums this genre up perfectly. Also so many in the fandom with this.

“Well, that Hurt, ” he wryly commented with a smirk. “Now all I need to do is fight off a few Timber Wolves, get Injured, collapse unconscious @ the front door of someone's house, introduce myself as DarkEdge BloodSword the instant I wake up, fall in love with my caretaker, and start a harem in Equestria without anything to do because I don't have a plot to go on with” He breathed deeply and shook his hands. “All right, Equestria, here I come!”

Parodies of the black and red alicorn oc are always welcome.

Oh my fucking god, this is perfection in a nutshell, this is the story we have been waiting for.

:rainbowlaugh:
Fucking A, I love it

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This is the best comment I've gotten on this story. Or in recent memory. And I'm going to follow you for that comment, man. I'm following you for that comment.

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Hahaha, I'm following you for the story, cause this is just... perfect is all I can think of :rainbowlaugh: It's too good, hahaha.

And thanks!

I know of one user who can write a proper R&B Alicorn OC.....

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Yes, and the author of this.....thing:

TNew Town Alicorn
This is a story about an Alicorn who comes to Ponyville before all of the story starts. Adventually he must SAVE one of the main six (Rainbow Dash) while trying to stay together with his new girlfriend - Twilight. NO HATE! THIS IS MERMORIAL DAY STORY
Windlife · 1k words  ·  13  128 · 447 views

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I don't think I even wanna read that one:rainbowwild::pinkiesick:.

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There's more comments then views.

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There was a literal comment war on remembrance day.

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You actually read it?!

You dumbass.

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I went into it with the mindset of "doing something stupid because you think it’d be funny".

It was not.

I am now traumatized.

Send help.

And bacon.

Never mind that last one, I found some in the freezer.

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Y'all motherf**kers need Jesus!

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Holy crap, I just read it too. Those comments were more entertaining to read than the actual story.

Oh, holy crap in a chicken basket, that was an ordeal. I should have read that one before I wrote this fic for inspiration.

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Well, there's always a.....SEQUEL....

Also, do you know who the first commenter was?

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The author himself?

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Yeah, but, do you know who the second commenter was?

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Yeah, it was a Red 7 Black alicorn OC joke that used the desc....it was something like....

This is a story about an Alicorn who comes to Ponyville before all of the story starts. Adventually he must SAVE one of the main six (Rainbow Dash) while trying to stay together with his new girlfriend - Twilight. NO HATE! THIS IS MERMORIAL DAY STORY

*Red & Blackness intensifies*

“I’m not worried as much about that,” Starlight Glimmer said in reply. “I'm actually confused as to why all of us are needed to go to the Everfree Forest. What's in there that'll warrant a friendship problem?”

Probably something red, black, and insane:derpytongue2:!

“What kind of cake do you think they'll like? And what do you think they'll look like? Are they going to be biiig or are they going to be smaaalll? Do you think-”

-that they're going to be red, black, and insane:ajsmug:?

“The forest wasn't even scary the first time I walked in it!” Rainbow insisted, breezing in the air with gentle flaps of her wings.

Sure it wasn't:derpytongue2:.

“And those trees with scary faces didn't faze ya one bit?” Applejack asked with a smile.

“Well, uh, we were all scared by that,” Rainbow defended hastily. “That doesn't count. But now, I can totally handle anything this forest can throw at me!”

I'm sure you can now Rainbow:eeyup:.

“DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT BEING AN ALICORN, I WAS BULLIED FOR BEING BORN WITH WINGS AND A HORN SO DONT HATE ME FOR BEING AN ALICORN PLEASE OK, THANKS!”

Um...okay, we'll just um...leave you alone:fluttershysad:.

“hi my name us Death Star and im an alicorn with wings and a horn. Im 14 years old 7’12 and black and red, also my eyes are the color of Blood and I have a Mane made if fire I'm the Alicorn Of Fire, in case you hadnt noticed and i have a flaming skull for a cutie mark. I was bullied when i was growing up and I didnt have any way to protect myself until i Exploded and killed a bully that way and i got my cutie mark of Ghost Rider-”

Jeez dude, we don't need a detailed description! That was already taken care of:rainbowlaugh:!!!

“Darling?” Rarity called, slowly inching closer to the alicorn. The rest of the girls followed her advance, staring in shock at the newest alicorn in Equestria. “What in Equestria is happening?”

What is happening is that you are meeting an absolutely hilariously insane Unicorn:rainbowlaugh:!!!

“I'm super angerery and depression, also i cut myself.”

“Where'd that come from?” Rarity whispered in surprise.

No idea:twilightoops:!

“You cut yourself?” a sweet and delicate voice whispered, cutting the air apart for hers to break through. Flutttershy moved to the front of the group, looking sympathetic. “Oh, I feel so sorry for you!” She took to the air to get on his eye level. “Is there anything I can do to help you?”

Give him a nice big hug:fluttershyouch:!!!

“I love you.”

Fluttershy was so startled by the remark that she fell on the ground again. “I-I'm sorry, but...wh-what?”

Yeah, say WHAT:rainbowderp::rainbowlaugh:?!?!?!?!

“I love you, Fluttershy, will you be my marefreind?”

Who would not want Fluttershy as their marefriend:derpytongue2::rainbowlaugh:?! Anypony who wouldn't would have to be certifiably insane:twilightoops:!!!

“...Why do you want to look in the Castle of the Two Sisters?” Applejack asked suspiciously.

The black alicorn rolled his eyes like Applejack was a moron for asking. “Duh, because I need to look for the 7th Element Of Harmony.” He smirked yet again.

“There isn't any seventh Element,” Rainbow said. “There are only six!”

“Rainbow's right,” Twilight confirmed. “No mention in any history book or ancient legend speaks of more than six.”

Wanna bet:ajsmug:?

“Okay, what the crap, dude?” Rainbow Dash finally exploded, throwing her arms out to the side. “Now I know you're just making stuff up as you go along! Your dad is King Sombra? Who was banished as a shadow until he died? And your mother is Luna? Who was stuck on the moon for the past thousand years?”

Well, unlike Sombra, Luna is an immortal being so...that make DS a demigod if you think about it:ajsmug:.

“Nopony tells Rainbow Dash to shut up!” Pinkie Pie protested. She cocked her head at Applejack. “Except for her.”

“It's true,” Applejack humbly admitted.

“No it isn't!” Rainbow hissed.

“Hush it, Rainbow.”

Rainbow hushed it.

Aj just proved your point RD:rainbowlaugh:!!!

“You all are such good ponies...I would have lost my way without you…” He lifted up his pathetically appealing face to gaze with love on all the ponies assembled. “I love you all. Will you join me in my harem?”

Well that came out of nowhere:rainbowlaugh:!!!

“Your WHAT?!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed, leaping a foot in the air. “Nopony in this show has a harem! What makes you think we have harems?”

“Did he really just invite me to join his harem?” Rarity demanded.

Yes, yes he did:derpytongue2:!

"I dont know why you refuse, I have a monster 9 in cock,” Death Star smirked hard at the disgusted faces that befell the Elements of Harmony. “I already have Lyraheart strings as my main mare, wont you join me? I can love you the best way i can.”

Oh boy....O/////O.

Pinkie Pie froze in place, an expression of horror plastered on her pink face. “You...watch anime?”

“yeah, dont make fun of me for waching anime alright it's an art form.”

Pinkie shrugged slowly. “I guess it's fine if you like stuff like Spirited Away, or Legend of the Galactic Heroes-”

“I like Sword Art Online, also Naruto.”

Pinkie Pie's face hardened. “Take him out, Twilight. He's too dangerous to be left alive.”

OH COME ON!!! I LOVE NARUTO AND SWORD ART ONLINE:raritycry:!!!

“Um...why do you hate Princess Celestia?” Fluttershy whispered in apprehension.

Death Star smirked yet again. “Because she's an enemy of equestrian and she hates everyone. She doesnt do anything to help her subjects, also she hates me.”

“Gee.” Applejack pointed her eyes wryly to the side. “Can't imagine why.”

Me neither:rainbowlaugh:!!!

“I love you all, ”

“Please, leave. You're making me feel uncomfortable.”

Death Star smirked--again!--at Fluttershy. “Oh, Don't Worry. Someday...you'll come To me,”

Death Star threw a small device on the ground in front of him. A black-ringed portal, jagged and swirling, opened up from the device. Death Star flapped up and prepared to fly through.

“You can come to my dimension in You want, girls, ” he called out with a final smirk. “And Remember...Friendship Is Maghic”

...He just said the main quote of the Show:pinkiegasp::twilightoops:!!!

The mares all gasped as Rarity picked up the dozen-odd pieces with her magic and flew it into the side of a tree, crumbling the broken device. She then began to stamp on it with a hoof as hard as she could, letting out little grunts of consternation each time.

Fluttershy looked secretly at Pinkie Pie. “Isn't anyone going to stop her?”

Pinkie shook her head. “Nope.”

“It's for the best,” Rainbow Dash assured her.

Or else she'll stomp you all into the ground:rainbowlaugh:!!!

“Maybe that's all some people need,” Twilight reflected thoughtfully. “All we need to do for some ponies to feel better...is to be there to listen and endure. Most of the time they figure out their problems on their own.”

Wise words from a wise leader:twilightsmile:.

“Because it isn't necessarily our role to solve their problems for them,” Starlight added. “All we have to do is advise and guide, and even sometimes put up with…” She shuddered and didn't speak any more.

Red, black, insane, and sexually active ponies like him:rainbowlaugh:!!!

“Well, it's nice to know this outing wasn't completely wasted,” Rarity said. “Now we learned something practical. Now let's go. I have a large order of dresses for a fruit-based fashion show in Appaloosa to get through.”

“That sounds equally delicious and fashionable,” Pinkie Pie commented as they began to make their way back to Ponyville.

Only Pinkie would come up with a line like that:rainbowlaugh:!!!

“Well, that Hurt, ” he wryly commented with a smirk. “Now all I need to do is fight off a few Timber Wolves, get Injured, collapse unconscious @ the front door of someone's house, introduce myself as DarkEdge BloodSword the instant I wake up, fall in love with my caretaker, and start a harem in Equestria without anything to do because I don't have a plot to go on with” He breathed deeply and shook his hands. “All right, Equestria, here I come!”

Oh...CRAP:rainbowderp::twilightoops::rainbowlaugh:!!!

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Man, I love your comments. You're amazing, you know that?

This...this was beautiful. This is probably the best bad-fanfic-bash story I've read since The Unfortunate Discovery of Marissa Roberts. I love how even the dialogue of the OC was written like a bad fanfic. This is literally perfection.

A little while back–a couple of hours ago, actually–you asked me what you did to deserve my follow. This is what you did to deserve it.

Thanks for the laughs. This is definitely going into my favorites.

Good story
Keks were had

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The sacrifices you make in the name of your art are an inspiration to us all. :raritywink:

Also:

“I like Sword Art Online, also Naruto.”

Pinkie Pie's face hardened. “Take him out, Twilight. He's too dangerous to be left alive.”

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Congratulations on getting featured, by the way.

Pinkie Pie's face hardened. “Take him out, Twilight. He's too dangerous to be left alive.

Hello there!

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