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You are going to LOVE ME!

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An evil beyond our comprehension is created by a mad scientist in a decrepit old castle, waiting for the day to be sent upon the world to rage in the hearts of men.

Its name: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Featured 1/19/19, 1/20/19

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Comments ( 36 )

I simply enjoyed reading this.:twilightsmile:

Also, that My Hero Academia reference...:yay:

Okay. This was funny. At first I was a little nervous that it might be trying to bash the show, and I was getting ready to let loose with a The Force Awakens "TRAITOR!" meme. But now I feel better.

Seriously, though, this was funny.

“Ah! Ghostbusters!” Igor made the sign of the cross.

Well, look on the bright side, Igor; they're making another one in 2020 that's a sequel to the originals. So there is hope in this world after all...

“Search your feelings!” the mad scientist roared, displaying the Equestria Girls 4-pack DVD case between the tongs. “You know it to be true!”

“Nooooooo!” Igor wailed, collapsing on the ground. “Nooooooo!”

My feelings about EQG in a nutshell...

The man threw back the tablecloth, revealing DVD copies of all nine seasons. “It's an entire TV show devoted to friendship! From the outside, it looks cute, fun, and colorful. But on the inside, it's full of awkwardness, cheesy writing, and guest stars they could only afford for a couple of episodes!”

Accurate, and season 9 hasn't even started yet!

“The first example is walking around with these plushies under their arms in college or on the street,” he growled gleefully. “They then make low-quality videos of them kissing these things or masturbating to them. Then, they write fanfiction of these beloved characters doing the very worst things imaginable. Pinkie Pie cutting Rainbow Dash into little pieces and putting her into a meaty cupcake! Rainbow Dash cutting Scootaloo into little pieces and putting her into a rainbow! And so much lesbian porn! Oh, the lesbian porn! It's going into overdrive! PLUS ULTRA!”

He's...not incorrect.

I went into this expecting a crackfic. I got a comedic deconstruction played straight. And I enjoyed it more that way.

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I know, that anime is Weird


Overall this story is just Plain:rainbowlaugh:

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By weird, you mean fun or actually weird?:derpytongue2:

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AcTuAl WiERdnEsS

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By ok, you mean you're actually okay with it?

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I mean you could have told me without doing that Caps thing, but anyways.

I was fully expecting to see Pinkie jump in at some point.

Comment posted by Golden Fang Ryu Shenron deleted March 13th

“But his most defining feature is a mental illness of some kind. At the least, high-functioning autism or asperger's syndrome. At the worst, heavy-level depression or self-harm tendencies.”

This is so true! XD

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Also, whats wrong with Fimfiction:twilightangry2:?!

It's called self-deprecating humor. I oughta' know. I do it all the time. :)

Yep... This is awesome.

Comment posted by Golden Fang Ryu Shenron deleted March 13th

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I know, right?

This comes to mind:
"Surely there is no enchantment against Jacob, neither is there any divination against Israel: according to this time it shall be said of Jacob and of Israel, What hath God wrought!" (Numbers 23:23, King James Version )

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Wait, could you explain? I know that verse, but how does it relate?

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Just highlighting the good old question: what has God wrought?
It can be used as an exclamation of disbelief at the horror of something catastrophic.

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Ah, I see. "Oh no! It's My Little Pony! Aaaahhh!" Lol.

This.

This needs to be voiced up by Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman.

Or their closest Equestr:AI virtual assistants. :pinkiecrazy:

Well, he did say Reboot.

Oh, and Nanny Ogg just arrived. She said somthing about a Party. :trollestia:

Congrats on getting into the feature box!

Holy shit. This is so meta, it went back in time and became its own grandfather.

Dr. Weird "Gentlemen... BEHOLD!! LITTLE PONIES!! Soon everyone will be SEXUALLY ADDICTED TO THEM!!"

Steve, "Uhm, sir... why would they.."

"BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL AM!! Gentlemen... BEHOLD MY ERECTION!! MUWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!"

How could you say their evil lol

:ajbemused: Okay, I actually like 3 out of the 4 Equestria Girls movies, so that last bit was kind of a sucker punch. At the same time, I have seen a little too much of the darker side of the fandom, so I get what the evil mad scientist is talking about. :applejackunsure:

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This needs to be voiced up by Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman.

Good, I'm not the only one who was thinking this.

That was a fun little diversion. The opening prose was so purple my vision will likely be tinted that color the rest of the day, but it worked well for the story.

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD! PONIES!

He, he, this is good. Have an thumbs up :pinkiehappy: But what if G5 is even more evil? :derpyderp2:

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Then I'll make another story about it.

Check out some of my other stuff, pleeeeeaaaaase? I know you'll liiiiike theeeeeeemmmm...

Definitely can see some Studio C-esque elements there. A lovely short story, one where the reader shouldn’t think too deep about it, otherwise he’ll go mad very soon. Thank you for this read!

Here's your review, hope it's what you wanted. Congrats on the feature, by the way. :twilightsmile:

I have reviewed this here.

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