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A real lady killer.

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I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you. This would have been a lot funnier if Flurry Heart had been a normal(if overpowered as in canon) foal and NOT actually a demon. I was laughing right up to that point. Then the reveal is made and it just fell flat for me. Maybe you could make a second chapter/alternate ending like that? I think it'd be hilarious if Cadence wanted Twilight to kill her perfectly normal foal all while Shining is calmly arguing against it.

JackRipper
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8868640
Hmm. Good point. I’ll take it under consideration! :scootangel:

Yeah, I'm with 8868640. Would've been funnier if it was just Cadance being waaaaaaaaayy overdramatic. Like, Rarity levels of overdramatic.

JackRipper
Story Approver

Pre-read byCurifyandFamousLastWords.

Oh, that's why this story sucks.

Lol, jk, I enjoyed it. Love you, bro.

But still, hiring me as a pre-reader is a suicide mission. Just a friendly warning, folks.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

Flurry Heart: Your mother sucks cocks in hell!!!
Twilight: Uh, my mother is still alive.

8868693
Goddammit Syeekoh!!

I agree with 8868640, the ending fell flat.

I'm making this canon in every one of my fics.

jesus fucking christ

......remind me again why Flurry Heart of all ponies has been labeled an ELDRITCH ABOMINATION, because frankly as an ELDRITCH ABOMINATION myself I find this rather confusing. Humorous, but still confusing.

8868802
She summoned a snow storm by crying.

8868824
Noooo, the Windigos did that, she just....accidentally broke the thing that kept them out.

8868827
No see she's actually a Windigo in pony form.

8868802
Watch the Crystaling again.

Just... everything about her is wrong even in universe.

JackRipper
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8868833

8868802
You can’t pretend like that pony being born was ever a good thing. :unsuresweetie:

JackRipper
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8868797
He’s not here, you’ll have to call back later.

8868833
Yeah, I know, they said, in the show how weird she was, call me crazy but given the popularity of MLP and it's ability to hold long time viewers, I believe Flurry Heart is set up for a new story-line, either an eventual continuation of Gen 4, or even a future plan for a Gen 5! Maybe a movie or two! Anything could happen!

I am a doomed man for liking this, but yeah...

Also would love to see an alt. ending like theredhawk suggested. Seems more... exagerated. :trixieshiftright:

8868829
Well then either Shining or Cadance would have to be one too unless she was switched at birth by magic which would make her...a changeling....i mean....Cadance was a changeling prisoner for awhile....

8868850
Or it could be one of those reincarnation deals.

8868847
Hey! Cthulhu toque man! I remember you!

JackRipper
Story Approver

8868847
I guess subtlety isn’t my middle name. :twilightsheepish:

8868854
OF THE PREVIOUS RULER OF THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE BEFORE KING SOMBRA! I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!

8868855
Yup. I also remember saving your user pic - I love celtic knots. :yay:

We should make a club for users who love Cthulhu enough to become ithillids. :moustache:

8868856
Here I thought 'De' was your middle name. :trollestia:

JackRipper
Story Approver

8868791
It’s basically already canon if you look hard enough.

8868857
At first I wasn't TOO sure.... but the more I thought about it the more it makes sense!

JackRipper
Story Approver

8868685
Don’t give yourself so much credit, it sucks because I wrote it. You just made it worse. :rainbowlaugh:

Thanks for the help though, I appreciate it. :heart:

JackRipper
Story Approver

This was funny. But, it just kind of ends abruptly. I'd give it a rating if it was finished.

Eh, I won't be mean. 7/10. Headcanon accepted.

JackRipper
Story Approver

8868926
Your brutal honesty stings—it’s a good thing I’m a masochist.

Hah. Poor Flurry Heart. This is the third fic I've read where Cadance births Cthulu-abominations and either has to kill them, or wants to kill them. :pinkiehappy:

JackRipper
Story Approver

8868990
And here I thought I was being original. :derpytongue2:

DWK called, he wants his impression of Flurry Heart back. (Seriously, this literally sounds like something he's come up with.)

JackRipper
Story Approver

8869017
I’ve heard a lot about DWK and still never watched any of his stuff.

I’ll take it as a compliment though! :scootangel:

8869022
Well, you should. He's one of my fav. irony Youtubers.

JackRipper
Story Approver

8869024
Recommend me one of his vids and I’ll give it a watch sometime. :twilightsmile:

8868754
That just makes it more terrifying, honestly.

8869028

This video has that Flurry Heart thing that I was reminded of.

Huh? It just ends with the same line that started this story? Was hoping for more but thanks for the laughs

JackRipper
Story Approver

8869045
You're welcome. Hope you like it enough to see the rest, 'cause they're both hilarious AND philosophical.

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