• Member Since 21st Apr, 2015
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JackRipper


A real lady killer.

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JackRipper
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What? Nooooo, I'm perfectly stable. Yup, never better! :trollestia:

As funny as this is, I'm still lost on what Luna was up to here. Celestia is dreaming is all I got from it.

JackRipper
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T'was a very messed up prank that almost didn't pay dividends. :scootangel:

2/10 it was okay. Hopefully Aragon disqualifies you for some technicality :^)

That was ridiculous...That was awesome...
You, good sir, need to write more of this insanity, because I LOLed... a LOT!

JackRipper
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Huk
Huk #7 · Feb 7th, 2018 · · ·

Feature box in 3... 2...

This was amazing and I want more. Please do one with Cadance, I can imagine Shining Armor thinking the same thing.

JackRipper
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Tfw when a baby's cry gives you Vietnam flashbacks

JackRipper
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seriously tho, end my suffering pls

no more vore in the mod queue would be great

JackRipper
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I see the title and can't help but think of this

JackRipper
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:heart: thanks babe

JackRipper
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🅱asically

Well, that happened.
Upvote.

Huk

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Accepted! ... oh wait it's already over - pay up :trollestia:

Edit:

Just a little proof for all those non-belivers:

docs.google.com/uc?export=download&id=1YehvEoDp26DlSaENcKkraoFIl0GO38Ve

Damn, man that hit the box with warp factor 9.975! :pinkiecrazy:

JackRipper
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This story hit the box in a span of about 10 minutes. All of you are degenerates.

JackRipper
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UPDATE: The first story in the queue is about an edgy OC and the story fails for formatting.

Send help.

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Don't worry, I'm working on sending more Piccolo.

I couldn't deal with the stuff you no doubt put up with on a daily basis for this site. You have my heartfelt thanks and sincere condolences.

JackRipper
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The damage will never truly heal

Shitposting is the only way to ease my pain

JackRipper
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glad to hear it my dude

JackRipper
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UPDATE: This story has a 50:7 ratio in a span of one hour, cease and desist this madness, please don't make this story my fuckin' legacy.

DumbDog
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Terrible. Shouldn’t have passed moderation.

JackRipper
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Deadass some story approver isn't doing their job, I blame knighty

where the fuck are my banners

JackRipper
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You can't feel pain if you're not alive
imgflip.com/s/meme/Roll-Safe-Think-About-It.jpg

I'm surprised Celestia hasn't tried doing this so far, she can't cancel court and had to do it alone for 1,000 years. I'd say that's more than a justifiable reason to atleast try.

JackRipper
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There's a reason this story is labeled as a self-insert :rainbowlaugh:

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Yeah, I don't get it. What's with the self-insert tag? I know why you put it there, but I thought it was only meant to be used if you had a self-insert 'OC' in the story .-.

Exceptionally stupid. Have an updoot.

JackRipper
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I am Twilight in this story, I deal with shit the way she does on a regular basis

JackRipper
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Name: Please kill me

Tags: Death, Self Insert.

*thinking emoji*

I thought my job was shit.
(Tesco cleaner in a large store in a crappy area)
I feel this in my SOUL

JackRipper
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feelsbadman

8719283 Plug time!

(just kidding. Still, it's wonderful)

JackRipper
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