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Eater-of-Worlds Smooze


I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

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What.

Mouth agape throughout the entire thing in what-ness.

That aside, the story formatting made it interesting to read. At the same time an extreme acid trip.

And that cover.

What.

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A̻̜̳͕̬͎͑̈́͋̐͒C͍͈͑̚ͅͅI͈ͣ͆ͬ̃͑̇D̫̟̯̗͇̠̖͕̙ͦͦ̑ ̭̫͑͑͌̇͐ͅT̬͇͇̭͐̍̽ͮ̋͊R̤̋̓̾ͤ͐͐I̦̙̱̫̗̻ͧ̔̾͛͆͂P̺̳̣̬̂?̗͍͂ͬ̌ͮ͌ͫ̚ ̱̥̐̓̑ͫ͆̿͊̽T̜̞͍͚̲́͒̊ͤh̰͙̼̉͑̃̈̈͊͌̚i̟̘̩͖̟̺ͨͪͨ̐ͦͫ͑̈͆ͅs̖̳̞̙͍̃ ͕͖̰̲͎̞̄̂ͧ̃͗w̰̮ͨͣ̉̿a̠̤̠̦̥̱̓̐ͥ̏s͖̣͓̼̘ͩͪͫ̉̚ ̭͕̟̲̯̻̞͆̐j̗̯̬̩̏͒u͔͚͇͉͔̞̰̓̌͐̎ͭs͎͚̯̜̦͇ͬͫͨ̏t͇̯̗̹̬̲ͩ́̏ ͉̽̓͑̋̄͛͑͑a̺̠͓͆ͪ͛̋ͫ̌͑̓ ̻̪̗̫͓̪̾š̻͍̳̞̗̀ͥ̅ͩ̉l̲̻͖̊ǐ̤̯̱̰̝̥̹̺̘͒c͍̳̞̫̹̈̏e̬̩͍̮͉ͥ͌ͫ̄ ̲̳̗̮͚̆̎̊́̓ͅŏ͖͖͍̺̘͕̲͈f͙̪̟ͣ̈ ̗ͯ͊̊͒̿̊ͤ̓̚l̮̼͚̝͙̔͗̎͑̐̔̓̈́i͉̹͉͆͑́ͬ̚f̞͍̜̫͇̖͇̭͕̽ͩ́̓̇ͯ̓e̹͚̥̰ͨ͌ͯ̂ͅ ̤ͮͭ͛̑̄̓ͪf̖̲͍͇͇̯̤̝̳ͬi̗̟̪͗̂̈́c̟̻̟̭ͪͥ̊̉̎̒̒͂.̥̙͉̩͑̒͋.̟̯̩͙͕͊̓̓ͨͯ̓.̘͎͔̖̦̭̞͊̓̋

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4855349 how do you write a comment like this one?

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T̺̾ͬ͊̇o̶͑͂̌ͤ ̷̖̱͙̙̠ͣ̽͊͊́ȋ͇̈ń̼v̘̥͎̗̱̻̇ͤͮ̐͐o͉̪͍͖̻͎̰k͚͓̳ͭͯ͂ͬ̾ͤe͈̣͈̞̪͈͔̓͋ͩ ͕̩̥̝͇̲t̨̼̓̄̆̅̊h̺̯̔͗͂͆ͅe̅ͮͯͪ̋̐͏̮ ̭̂̂ͣ͜ͅḧ̹́ͬ͐ͫ̈͡ĩ̜̹̳̯̝͙̼̍v̭̘̰̮̼̞ͪͥȅ̱͉̆ͯͧͧ͆̀-̳̟̫̺̱̘̰̊ͤ̍͢m̮͇͉͆͒ͯ̈́ͧͭ̋i͌͑̎n̮̭͑ͦ͒̄̐̄d̗̘̠̓͗̓̈ͧ̈́̓ ̶̲̯͕̮̳̰̍̏̽ͮ̉͑r͙̘͔̜͉̥̹ͩ̃̊͂ͬ͑e̻̼ͥͫp̝͔̙̺̟͉̐r̗̍ͣ͒e̷̼̯̳̤̙ͧ̅͒ͅs͈̬̳̣̐̅ḛ̟̬̝̱̱̟̈̀̔̅n̯̣͍͂̏̍ͩt̒ͭ͛i҉n̓̄͛́̀̈ͪg̴͇̦̰̰ ̝̱̠͈̻̠̣c̢̪̳̝͓̘̭̊ͮ̾͐ḩ̬̰͐̾̉̒ͨ̍ͨa̷̮͕̞ͩͣ͊̏̓ͮ͒o̻͛͡s͇̆̓ͭͥͫ.̩̖
̷̟̗͓̂ͮI͗͋ͯͦ̍́҉̹̥͔͕̯̱̳nͦ̽͂ͣ̓͂v̻͔͉̳̥̬̬o͔͚̬͉͍͊͂k͍͂̌í̪̫̮̰̊͒́ͦͧ̀ǹ̘͓ͩ͊ͯͣͧ͘ͅg̘̱͎͇͔̣ͣ̊ͥ͛ͩ̒̚ ̰̼͔̦̋ͧ̐t̴͚̙̞͇ͅh̡͇̗͙̬ͣȩ͔̦̯̮̜̹̘̅͐ ̯̯ͮ̆ͥ̓f͓̖͐̅͊͂ę̻̳̤͓͇̘̀̒ͮͩͪͨͅe̘̫͇̱͂͐̑͒ͬ̄̆ͅl̟̖̘̩͈̤͐̀ͬͧ̉i͚͓ͯ̽͆͐̎̾̚n̴̦̮̜̭̝̯͙̽g̝̼̿̇̂̀ ̤̙̼̘̿̄ͬ́́̀o̎͡f̧̫͐ͥ ̞̟͈̞̩̞̩̑ͫ͋̐̃͂͜cͪ̆͊̋ͦ́h͎̬͇͖̫̭̖ͦ̿́͑ͣa̳̼o̧̺̮̮̦̞̥͑͂̂̈ͣ̑ͅŝ̈́̄̓̚.̤͕͎̘̣̲̱͝
̲͈̲͔̬͛̄͋ͫ͜W̩̭̣ͭ͑̾͜i̲̪̪̫̔͠t̋̅͊͐ḩ̙͔̘̫̯͔̉ͨ͐ͬ̾̚ ̬̳̣̤̊͗͛̋̉ŏ̘̞̭̲̺͐ͤ͂͒̓̚ͅu̼͔̫̔ͦ̔̔ͭ̾ͅt̰̳͇̻̆ͥͤ͢ ̢̳ͬo͎̖͕͕̰͞ͅr̟̮̣̅̒̋̃̈́̚d̗̤̻͖͎ͭ͠e͗̽͑̀͐͊͏r̼̊ͣ̔ͥ͜.̪̇ͦͧ̕
̻̠̗͓ͦ̌̈̃̔̿͑T̰̱́h̡̭͑̾e͎̘̯̯͎͉͡ ̘͍͛ͣ̂N̵͎̮̳̞̗ͅė̖̞͙̂̊̇̽ͅz̝̜̲̜̣̹̓̽̏͗ͨ̋p̧̼ͧ͆ͪe̟̹͕ͫͭ̏͋̐̕r̷̳̯̬̙̞̃ͬͅd̟̦̹̺̙ͭi͓ͮͤ͂̾̌̄̎a͑ͦ̍͝n ̸͉̩̘̝͉̣ͣ̇̃ḩ͒͂̚i̝̫̤̱̟̥ͫ̿̽ͤ̑̃̀ͅv̮͈̤̙e̱͍̱̽̉̔̃͂̿̾-̛͓̟̼̣̳͇ͅm̥̰̩̼̾ͯi̺̳̒́ͅn̳̬̫͇͒d̖̙̩̩̗̰̻̾̄̾ͧ̈ͮ ̧͕̰̣̼͇̏͋ͧ̆͛͒ơ͛̈̆f͇̤̳͔͔ ̥̻̮͛͂̀̚c̟̖͔̩͛̃͊̾ͪḥ̵̠̤ͦ̓̏̇̆ͧa̹͚ͭͧ̒̋ͩo͚̪̭̯̒̇ͨ́ͯ̀s̡̫̥͈̟͚͗̓. ̶̫̗͔̟̹̘ͨͭͧ̒Z̰̪͉͇̹̙̖͆͑͢a̫̋̔̎̐̋͜lͤ͐̍̐͆҉̝͕̪g̘͉̠̪̭̮̙̈̓ͫ̇o̻̠̘̻ͪ̿̀.̪̥̩̩̹͍̀ ͮ̚
̱̖̉ͪH̗̼͍̳͎e̓̋̅ͭ̒̍ͦ ͝w̢͚͙̥͍̏ͩh̦̗̰̹̙͔́o͉̘ͪ̆ͨ̇͗̀ ̵̖̔̄ͭͭ͑W̰̹̜͖͙̹ͤ̊̑͑̀a̭̯͍͊͆ͦ̚͟ḭ̖̩ṯ̭͉̤̯̟̪͌̽s̞̹̣͌̊̇ͫ̊ ̜͉͈̟̗ͧͦͪͪ̕B͚̤̩̖̦ͧͣͫ͗́e̥͕̪̩ͫ̓͌͠ͅh͚͎̰̎ͪ͛ͤ̆i̸͚͌̐ͫͬ̉ͮ̚n͕̦̰̳̼̭̋͛͛̕d͈͎̜̼̲ ̸͖̠̘̬̬̙̀͛̂͂ͣ̒̃Ṯ̳̻h̯͕͈͈̤̟͗̈͌͢e͕͎͋̊͗͌͂ ͕̘̮̫̭̱ͤͨͫ͠W̼͗ͯ͂̎̇͒al̝̯͎̒̔ͯ̋͆ͬ̇lͤ̎ͧ͏͚̩.̷̳̫̠̥̝̖̎͛ͬ̔̆̍
̧̜̭̞̪̱̳̘̐̇͂̈̄Z̤̩͚ͩ̽͂À̲̖͉͉̻̙͘L̝̳̲̯̳͈ͨͫ͐ͣͅĜ̪̺͉̓̃̎̇͆Ö̓̉̋!̷̦̮̪͔̻͔̜͊ͭͫͩ̌͋͊

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̥͓͎̲́̂ͦ̍M̗̻̼͕̋̎̐A̳̗̯K̫̥̲̝Ē̲̯̖͇̰͍ ͖̩͔Í̽͂̒̆̓ͯT̜̮̪̰̑͗̓̿ͅͅ ̑̾ͬSͭ̓̏͊͌T̬͕̯̘͓͑ͤͅOͤ͑̂P̰̖̅͑͆̓!͖͙̠̞̞̰̤̏͂
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͓̤͔̠̯̩̱ͨ͛͗ͬͤ̋̚M̰͇ͦͥ̈ͪ̚A̗̣͓͇̞̮̥͛ͪ̀K̰̜̖̭̻Ẹ̗̜͚̪̖̘̄ͧ̇ ̱̞̀͋̾͑̊I̩̊ͪͧ̉̈́T̠̫͋̏͐̅ ͎̟̩̺̼̞̮͂S̗̺ͅT͉̲̪̟́́̃̏̅OȎͬͮ
͙͇͈͙̯ ̭͕͉̟̲̖̋̐̃ ͍͖͓̥̹̽͌̐ ͔̙͖ͮ̀̄ͨ ̲͍͓̾͗ͮͫ ̲̖͔ ̭͉̯͕̳̼̽ ̰͕̲̣͇ͤͅ ̝̮̤̟̦͙̳ͥ̌ͯͮͥͪ̅ ̠̝ͩ̅ͭ̎͒̐̚ ͍̪̼̘̟͊̿̀ ͈̪̩̮͕͎̤ ͈̥͙̺̞̥͌̎ͫ͒̈̉ͣ ̳ͩͮ̃̚ ͕̥̩ͪͫͅ ͇̠̇͊̑̆͐ ̬ͅ ̲ͥ ͓͎̳͑ͯ ̮̦͚͖̦̩̎ͬ̓̌̑ ̟ ̣̬͉̂̐̂ͤͦ ͒̚̚ ̳̠̮ͪͧ̈ͧ͐ͧͪ ̠̝̗̣̺͐ͅO͒͆̀̋ͬͥͮ
̳̦̪̘̫́ ̜̥͎̠̖ ̙̞ͬͪ̑͐ͪ̇ͤ ̤̰͎͚ ̘̳̗̱̎͂̓ͅͅ ̠̙̮͔̲͊̾́͆̋̆ͨ ̭̙ͥͮͨ̎ͤͅ ̺̰̩͙͗͐́̆ͣ̑ ̰̠͓̞̞̥ ̏ ͍ͫ͒ͫ͌̊͌ͮ ͐̇ͫͯ͒ ̫͕̪̝̤̯̱̇̓̾͊ͣ ̗̄̄ͩ ̄̆̀̓ͤ̒ ̟̮͕̾̀ͪ̐̾͆͒ ͉͉͎́̐̄ͥ̈́͒̄ ̹̩̱̻̦̊̐̈́ͤ̄̒ ̣̟͔̘̲͙̻͛͌̐̃̅̾̆ ̭̘̄̽͋ ̯̻̻͑ͬ̓ ̟̙͎̊͋͛̅̾ ̟̦̲̭̝̼ ̝̳ͣ́̐͆̄̈̇ͅ ͈̗̮̮̮̪̳ͣ̀̂ͬ͗͌O̝͈̭̻͆͋
̩̥͌́ ̤̙̌̈ ͐ͭ̒ ̻̣̦̤̞̜͉͋̃̏̏̍̿ ͈͚̘̥͈͎͋̏ͥ̒ͨͯͅ ̤̯͖̘̦̭̈̃ͪ̇ ̼ͨͧ̊ ̱̇ͭ̌̆ ̪͚̺ͧ ̥̀̓ͫͅ ̺̥ͫͪ̋̑ͣ̅̚ ̰͍̟͈̺̻ͣ̌̉ ̖͔̞ͤͅ ̙͇͓͈̉͛̂ ̺͓̙̫͈ͨͅ ̖̮͕͉͔̙̜̂ͬ͋ͯ ̞͔͖̯̽ ̯͙ͧͣͬ ̜̟̳̙͎̑̈́̾̇͐ ̮̘͎̪̝̼̱̂̑ ͇̥ ̿̈́̇͋ͧ ̙̝̱̲͓̪͙ͦ̑ͥ͑̔̉ ̫̖̖ ̻̪͌͆̊ͭ̑ͩO̖̟͇̦͓͑ͧ̄̀͂̀̃
̘͗ͯ͊̂ ̺̣̖̜ ̜͇͉̉͐̆̚ ̣̬ͣ ̦͔ ͇͍͓̗́̃ͪ̊̂̆ ͙͖̘ͬ͛̏ͪ̅̈́̾ ͈̼ ̼͂ ̣͍̭̩̰͎̲ͣ͂͌͑ͤ͊ ̊̏͋̀͂̊ ͇͗͊͂̆ ̯ͫͪ̃ ͉̘ͣ ̪̗̆̈́ͤͪ ͉̠̱̗͓̺̺ͣ̿ ͍̺͍̮̫̰͌́ͅ ͙̼̦͉̩ͫͯ̈́ ̲̹̪̯̓ͯ̓ͩ ̬͔̹̦̇ ̖̤̯̞̱̎ ̼̠̜̇͗͗ ̦̰̹͇̈́ͮͤ̍ͧͅͅ ̲̔̿̃ͯͥ̅͋O͖̭̠
͉ͩ͆̍ ̭̣̓̆ͣ ̜̙̜̯ ́̔̏ ̪̝͓̼ͪͫͨ̉ ̣̰̠̙̗͎̓ ̭̮̱̫̞̗́́̃̇̈́ͅ ̮̣̈͑̿ͅ ̗̍̐͛̂̓͂ͯ ̖͙̟̣̍ ̮̱̘͍̘͎̖ ͓͓̫̤̮̋̀͐ͥ ̩ ̇ͨͥ̚ ̰̼͙ͣͤ̇̏́ͅ ͎̳̖͇̣ͣ̈ͅ ̫ͫͥ̎̈́̇ ̘̬̫͉͓̯̖ ̞̳͙͖̈̑̎̉ͮͧ ͕̬̩̘̰̭̟ ͖̱̰̖̿ͪ̈́͂̏ ̞͔̲͍̗̹͂͊̅̈ͦͣ ͫ͐ ͙̬̜̦̻ͯ ̓̿O̼̦̬̞͔͖͉͗͑ͥͫ
̹̳͖̖̦͎̟͆̃͒ͥ̽ͯ ̺͔̰̓̔̇̐̍ ͣ ̗̗̠̩͙ͦͧͅ ͙͙̙̥ ͔̆̋ ͂͂ͫ ̜͉̯̰̇ ͙̟̳͖̙̺ ̘̪̮̊ͅ ̜̼̠͚̤̎̎̋̊ͨ͌̅ ̹͛̅̐ͣ̏ ̬ ͈̟͚̖̱ͦ͐͆̈͒ ̱̗̃ͩ͒͗͋ ̟͙̈͒̏͛ͣͤ̚ ̺̣̝ͦ ̺͚̱͇͍ ̩̭̉ ̰̰ͭ͑ͬͩͦ͒ ̩̣̺ͪ̓ͥ̾ͅ ̗̬̀̾ ̩̙̱̲͍͔͒̃ͩ͋ͣ ̬͍̘͍̹̤̚ ̝̦͈̥͈͔͑͒̈́̂͛̎̿O̩͖̟͍ͣ͑̂ͣͅͅ
̻̰͔̿̅͌ ̝͕͇͈ͯ͌̽͆ͭͅ ̼̺͙ͬ͗ͮ̈ ̺̺͉͓̗̦ͫ̃͂ͅ ̮̖͔̱͔͓͑͊ͅ ̝̝͎̼ͫ ͈̝̲̟͓͙̒ͭ͌̾̄ ̰͐͐̔ͩ̏̌ ̞̤̮͍ͅ ̞ͮ̍̏ ͇̚ ͎͕͈͙̓ ́͒ ̰̼͖̪̝ͣ̊͆̚ ̲͈͔̱̼̜̑̐ͩ͑ͬ̀ ͭ̌ͨ͗̋ͪ ̖͔͎̎͒ͤ̔ ̙͍̮͚̭̟̓̈̋͗͂̚ ̓ͪͣ ̺̘͚̟͖̊̑́̈́͐̍̎ ̝̟̦̆̑ͣ́ͩ̅̌ ̜̪͕̰͐̿̓ ̫͍͙̰̗̗̮̈́̎ ̰̺̼̻͗̊ͨͬͪ̄O͚͔͎̪̲ͩͭ́̃
͇̳̳̜͆̒ͩ ̥̯͐͂̉̀͑ ̫̩̋ ̦̦̩̙̜̩̊͆́̉̀̆͑ ͮ̌̂̑ͫ ̝̟͍͇́ͧ̆̆ͣ̒̎ ͈̞̻͇͋ ̩͔̘̯̜͖͆̀̈̇ͯ̍ ̺͇͚͕ͤ̇ ̗̫͙̠͔̑̔ ̝̪̻̲͈ͫ̎͑ ̜͔̝̻̳̙̃̽̈́ ̙̘͇̪̝ ̹͔̫̙̫̳ ͔̪͈̈̃̆̀ ͚̯ͫ̄̾ͦ̑͐ ̹͇͙͖͍̺̣̈ ͍̪̀ͧ͛ͮ ̱͌̍͛̿̅͒ ̓͒̿ͤ̇̚ ͨͨͭ ̫̝̪ ͖̥̫͎̎́̄ͣ ̥͛͐̈́ ͕͉̫͎̦̖̻P̈́ͧ͌͛
͙̺͔͔ͦ̂ ͖̩̱̺͈̻͈ͨ̈́ͩ̚ ͎̿̓ͯ ͉̞̞̞̫͒ͤ̈́̄ͫ ̲͉͍ͭͣ ̠̜̘̀ͦ̋ ̺̬̍ͪ̅̊͛ ̙̯͍͍̹̺̬̉̿ ͔̞͛ͣ̐͂ͪ ̙̹̱͆̈ ͇͚͚͍̪̤̭͑͑ ͓͚͇̱͖̥ͫͦ͛͒̓̈́ ̞͓͙̔ ̗̰̘̃̊̽ͦ ̜̳͎̪̘̍̑̃͒ͫ̍ ̭̼̜̩͕̱̥̆ͬ̆̊̌̋ ̩̪͕̣̪̞̿ͬ ̎̊ͯͮ̓ͮ ̫̙̱̞͙́͋̃́͐͛ ̥ ̓̐ ̭̫̜̌̉ ͪͫ̎̍ͮ ̱̠̪̮̪̝̯͐ͭ ͇̩̘̥̻̻̄ͦ̾!͚͛͛ͥ
̜̩͙͍̍ͮ́̊

4861474
Your eyes have gazed into the void, and the void has taken their light.


Ḧ̶͙̟͎̤̰̖͓̹̤͙̮̜͕̪͍́̓ͫ̓̿̈̓̀̉̉̑͗ͫ̂͐̈́͟͡͞ę̃ͣͨ͝҉̵̘̠̱̦̤̮͙̟͖̘͓͎̥ ̠̘͚̟̹̯̖̎̇̈ͯ̅ͦͪ͆ͫ͑ͧͪ̈͊̕͜͡ç̵̖̥͙̥̜͓͉̘̲͚̻̗̓̉͂ͪ͒̅̿̋͛̈́͘͜͡o̴̷̴͔͚̥̬̯̯̜͇͎̖̳̩͔͓̬͎̩̠͑͑̌̋̒́͜͟m̷̨̗͙̫̲̤͓̺͓̣̪̻̩̳͍̟͉̍͐͌̿ͦ́͟͠ͅͅͅę̷̙̣͔̜̪͓̤̬̹̳͉ͪ̋̿ͧͮͥ̎́̏̆͌ͮ̏͟s̷̨̻̻͕̬͖͎̹ͦͫͬ̿̓͜.̴͍͉͎͈̖̳̰̦͔̘̹̣̹̏̓̽̊̇̓̄ͣ̊ͥ̈́ͣͦͯ̍͝

So I want to read a foalcon clopfic, but I'm horrified by the story cover and this is tagged Dark.

My question is, will the story reflect the cover pic in any way or should I consider this safe to read without giving me nightmares? I don't mind dark, but deformed monstrous characters and/or gore is something I'd like to avoid (I don't see a gore tag).

4863505
From your name, I'm tempted to tell you that this is a perfectly safe story and you should read this without fear, but since your picture's alter ego is a leader of one of my cults I suppose I should at the very least do you this favour.

There will be some blood, but not enough to warrant a gore tag on a mature story. Of all the other things you specifically mentioned you want to avoid, there's plenty of that to go around. And worse.

And if you're horrified by the story cover, wait till you meet me...

4864458 Thank you for your kind apprisal! :twilightsmile:
I'll save this fic then for when I'm in a particularly adventurous mood. :pinkiehappy:

Don't do drugs kids...

But if you DO, be sure you know what it is, how much you're taking, and for cripes sake think of set and setting before taking psychedelic cupcakes laced with god-knows-what!

4872283
Liar! Do not listen to this fool! Just look at him: He's a pony with a face instead of a body. Does this look like a healthy lifestyle to you? If so, then that's because of the drugs and you'll look like that soon enough. If not, then you should know that anypony with a face instead of a body obviously doesn't know how to take care of herself. Carry on eating those cupcakes children! Laugh... and grow fat!

I don't mind Omnipinkie so long as she's benevolent, as she appears to be in this fic (she didn't put Twist in that place; she brought her out of it to be in Ponyville with her).

We need more Benevolent Omnipinkie fics!

4890855
Omnipinkie? Huh. I wasn't even aware this was a thing.

Also, are you The Sage of Story or the Man-Child himself? Because 29 stories (on ff.net) is pretty impressive. And your Omnipinkie (Lauren Faust's IT) parody was pretty funny.

4893712 This is Man-Child. Sage of Story opened my acct. at ff.net back when I didn't know how to operate there. I've sort of lost touch with her now, I'm afraid.

And yeah, "Omnipinkie" is sort of my thing. I actually got into writing MLP fics to defend Pinkie from the "evil clown" creepypastas everyone was writing at one time (they're not so prevalent now, thank goodness; Pinkie's back!). So as sort of a parody I decided to write a fic where Pinkie really is what Pennywise was, except she's as good and sweet as she is on the show, because that's the kind of Omnipinkie she would be. My first story was a simply anti-cupcakes fic where Pinkie meets Dash right after the latter wakes up from That Dream. But I've also added a couple more "Omnipinkie" stories since that time. Maybe you'll check them out?

And 29 is really nothing, I'm afraid. I'm just not a very good or active writer any more. Many of those fics at the other site are old fics I had on my system and just decided to post them so they wouldn't be lost. They're not very good. And I'm afraid I can't write either action or descriptive prose worth a hoot. Most of the fics I write now (when I can get myself to do so) consist mainly of conversations. I'm afraid I don't have any high fantasy epics in me. Wish I were that good.

Anyway, thanks for the kind words.

SPOILER AHEAD





And thanks for making Pinkie good in your story. I was a little worried. (Sorry; don't know how to block spoilers.)

4896807
I've read your stories. You're better than you give yourself credit for.

To create spoilers, just type [spoilah]Insert text here[/spoilah]. Except spell spoiler correctly.

4897183 Thank you for reading my stories, for the kind words, and the instructions. I truly appreciate all three!

4856799

I'm forced to disagree, unfortunately. This was actually a brilliantly disturbing thing. The sex added something for me personally (biiiiig fan of tentacles!) but even without that it would have been Fiddlebottoms-y and surreal.

Well blended potential realities, and a Pinkie with a heart so big she defies being a cosmic horror? Oh, yeah. Upped. Faved. Great read. :twilightsmile:

5039340
Wow! Such high praise for some random fic I wrote because I felt like making bronies cry. :twilightblush:

Thanks for your critique!

Edit: I just read How Ponyville Was Made, and now I kind of feel like I copied you a little. Sorry about that!

5042001

It's cool. Pinkie invites this sort of thing by her very nature (fourth-wall-breaking characters frequently do). More like independent examinations of the theme, not copying. :pinkiehappy:

Besides, HPWM worked Verrah Differently, and had a different :twistnerd: (forgive me) at the end. :twilightsmile:

That was actually kinda sweet, in an eldritch sort of way.


I guess I'm not a filthy casul...

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