Lemon Zest wants to engage in an unusual fetish. Luckily for her, Twilight specializes in unusual fetishes.
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100 stories?? Nice bro! Gonna give this one a read right now.
This was hilarious! Nice!
But you won't know for certain unless you try.
Congratulations on 100 stories, here's to a hundred more
Why does sunset keep doing this to herself
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Thanks man.
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Getting it out of the way early, I see.
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Much appreciated!
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There is that idea of venturing into the great unknown of data transfer, I’ll admit.
And thanks! We’ll see if there’s 100 more stories in me.
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Because she knows no other way.
Gotta love a story that's loaded with double meanings.
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I’ll double your meanings. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm honestly disappointed that this is already over. This whole thing was glorious from start to finish.
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Looks like you already beat me to it.
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It was a lot of fun to write for me, too.
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Haha get #rekt
She's absolutely correct. Everyone knows knowledge is intended to be anally administrated.
You'd think that'd be more Twilight's or Moondancer's thing...
Nah, we can do better. The Japanese metaphor for trivia literally translates into "bean knowledge", so we can slide that around backwards with "beanis knowledge" and get "mame no chinko", which meeeeeeaaaaaans...Bean Dick!
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I am about to spend a couple of hours trapped in a car as I ferry around drunks in the ATL thinking about this.
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You keep doing the things you do, man.
God Dammit. This again?
You fucking shit poster <3
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I prefer to think of it as fun-posting.
Why stop at vaginally? C'mon, Twilight, think big. You gotta corner the oral Neural Network Beanis Brand Homework and Sexual Aid market before someone else does.
Will someone please explain to me in simple terms just what the hell I read, cause I'm lost.
...
*sigh* maybe I should have read the description before starting the story.
Majin, you're just all kinds of amazing. This is really... something. How you managed to make the premise even funnier I'll never comprehend, but congratulations anyway.
Also, you clearly need to get SciTwi out of your brainstorming. I'm pretty sure you were never intended to modify a Beanis brand Datanis to spray out crackfics...
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Thanks
But I was just sitting there like "what if someone wanted to fuck their homework" and the pieces fell into place, really.
Well, huh. It's well written and the characters seem in character. I applaud your creativity.
Second chapter where she's unsatisfied with the performance? Like, what if her math and history got mixed up and now 2 + 2 = the battle of Stalliongrad?
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...I GUESS!
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I'm home and hopped up on caffeine and painkillers.
Best case senario is I just pass out, or get distracted until I pass out. Otherwise, the Beanis Cinematic Universe is going to continue to grow.
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That’s not ominous at all.
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And the Beanis Saga grows once again. One day it shall be immortalized in the souls of every fimfic'er as a classic among classics. Please keep goddammit'ing to that, Syeekoh
Spent your hundredth story discussing the moral implications of fucking one's homework...
Only Syeekoh.
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Don’t worry, I will.
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It seemed like the thing to do.
I'd buy a dildo that did my taxes for me.
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Who wouldn’t?
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If you're taking it up the ass, you might as well take it up the ass, am I right?
Man, that's kind of recursive.
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It is.
But then again so are taxes.
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But would you buy one made out of beans?
Another great beanis fic! There's still a lot more you can do with this though.
Well, that happened.
I'm actually quite happy that it happened, yay.
Also, you can't use lossy compression on every type of information. Artefacts can be problematic, depending on the field. You will probably need different ratios of proteins with different amounts of information loads. Getting that right may need a lot of trials, and probably you'll have to spend a small fortune on painkillers for Sunset's headaches.
That's a lot of sentences I never expected to hear in my life
cyka blayt
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I’ll ckya your blayt
I... Okay then! Sounds logical.
I'd totally buy one.
"I wanted to fuck my homework". BAHAHAHAHA
I've reviewed your story HERE!
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Thanks for the reviews.
They’re appreciated.
I thought my day needed more crack.
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You aren't on crack. If anything, we're both on LSD, crystal meth, and regular heroin, while drinking coffee mixed with black tar heroin.
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I am opening a Beanis franchise as an authorized third-party retailer. I don't mark up that much, and also free delivery.
Buy from me.
This needs to be on a t-shirt somewhere.
... somehow, this seems to explain everything we saw on-screen with them.