Being an immortal Alicorn sucks when you have nopony to share it with. Fortunately Twilight finds a neat spell that'll ensure her friends live forever! All they have to do is die!
Now with a live reading by Skijarama! (thanks a bunch)
I write things. Sometimes they make sense.
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XD That was surprisingly funny!
Oddly enough, I can see this being cannon. Now I need to go apologize to my neighbors for laughing so loudly.
You got me with the bear costume Twilight poisioning Fluttershy's tea
Fluttershy is so polite, and cute
oh spike
this is one of the main reasons Twilight shouldn't have wings (or just be an alicorn, she could have wings, but i'd like it to be an anomaly)
Why do they assume zombies instead of true resurrection? And what did they leave behind that would have led everypony else to believe they were dead?
I had a huge grin plastered on my face the entire time I was reading this.
Masterfully done, man!
: "Oh, that excuses everything."
: "Really? Good."
: "Of course not!"
Good story.
Might there be a sequel where they have to deal with their decaying bodies?
But are you sure this can be rated "everyone"? I would use "teen", since it contains death-related themes.
What she with all these stories of Twilight killing everyone? I feel like it's becoming a genre unto itself.
Good story, though. Made me chuckle.
Dear Princess Twilight:
I knew you would do this Twilight. That is why I replaced all your friends with Changelings then froze them in their new bodies. Your real friends are safe and sound in Canterlot.
So who reanimated Twilight?
Where'd everybody go?
Somepony get a Doctor!
dead drunk
dead eye
dead on my hooves
dead wrong
dead as a door knob
dead center
dead inside
just dead
8027150 shes immortal
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A nice refreshing after-chuckle chuckle! GG
Sequel, please?
Yet another reason Twilight isn't immortal in my headcanon, because I can sincerely see her doing this!
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I thought she died to that right-hook....
Lemme reread real quick.
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Liches get stitches, Twilight. Shoulda seen that right hook coming
uuuhhh wut
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Really? This is one of the reasons I think she should be one myself. Fun stuff like this happening.
YOU SHALL NEVER KATCH PINKIE PIE! yes.
8027680 immortality can come various ways god status in which only some pony else taking over there Jo or god weapons can kill the killable but come back necromancy way like her friends/pinkie being pinkie elven which wont get sick or age but can die in battle should I go on
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I don't even know what you're saying. Are you alright? Did you have too much coffee?
8027178 lol
such comparison
8028001 i know
but it ruins the show...
but its still fun to make stuff like this, it gives more opportunity
8028901 I'm dying of laughter
To be honest, I gave a thumbs-up for the Author's Note alone.
8028963 same
*Looks at title*
How do you 'Sort-of' kill your friends?!
*Reads*
Oh, that's how... Neat.
Nah, we know elements can't die from old age.
And somewhere Spike shuddered, for he was finally right and it was zombies.
8028670 its common immortal lore
KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS.
Hmm, are you sure?
YES.
Well, I'm convinced.
you know what IS worth murdering over? the font on that gravestone.
The author's note got me before I even started
*applause*
I can make super dark. Watch me.
Turns out Twilight is actually immortal, and her friends all died of old age. After everyone she knew and loved (besides the other princesses) died, she sequestered herself into isolation to grieve. While she was grieving, she became a somewhat unhinged and tried to conjure her friends' and family's souls to implant into some form of homunculus to bring them back. The experiment failed, destroying the souls of her loved ones, and in that moment of failure, her perception of the world shattered and she is now living in a delusion created from her newfound madness and grief, which is this story.
~Crystalline Electrostatic~
22:44_3/17/2017
This alone made this fic worth reading.
8031057 lol she won't trust a bear anymore
imagine if that's how the bears n our world killed people
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: DAMMIT CELESTIA
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE6maCoZSVA
Me : i saw dat comin
8031007 dark dark darkidy dark
that first part of that mini story you wrote there is kinda how i see it, she lives while her friends die of old age
If this is what you write on your meds, I think you need something stronger. Whatever you're on clearly isn't cutting it.
why have there been so many X kills their friends/Ponyville stories lately
Okay I am done. This part here killed me.
Does that mean I am immortal now?
WHY DID YOU KILL ME?
BECAUSE I WANT MY FRIENDS TO BE IMMORTAL OF COURSE
So, I'm not your friend then?
Uh...
YOU FORGOT SWEETIE BELLE!
Eeyup.
*groans*
10/10, Would Recommend.
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Twilight: But I knew that you would do that because I cast a spell on them just to make sure and I double checked all the math, and made my 'friends' in Canterlot the changelings instead!
Clever Girl...
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Well you wouldn't expect Discord and a troll to pop up in the comments, right?