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Rainbow Dash, having finally successfully saved the world and left Imploding Colon with a gaping hole in his daily routine that he fills with lewd pictures of Disney Princesses, very much misinterprets the sentiment of "Love your enemies".
I'm so sorry, Noble Jury, you didn't deserve this.
A (dumb) recursive fanfic of the epic Austraeoh series
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I think someone needs to go sit on the 'naughty' step.
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What in the hell was that? Methinks you need one hell of a time-out.
This is somewhat strange, and I truly must commend your guts for loosing this upon the peoples.
Now don't ever do that again, mmk~?7615234 yes?
I think you need more linebreaks.
I don't know what the hell just happened here.
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Recursive trollfic that implies a major spoiler for the Austraeoh cycle right in the title is a dick move. (The spoiler being that Shell eventually does die; god knows he's shown up again every time I've THOUGHT he died in the story up to the point I've actually managed to reach.)
I generally don't read your weirdness because you're too strange and random for me, but the title caught my attention because it IS kind of a dick move.
Why have you done this? What have you done?
7615430 It's been 2.5 years
7615511 And? The Austraeoh saga is a very long story, and there will always be people who have just started reading it because they're new to the fandom, or it's been rotting on their Read Later lists for years, or any other damn reason. You can't just assume spoilers for a popular fanfic are fair game when it's a very, very long fanfic that a lot of people might not even know exists.
I'm not interested in your defense of this. I'm calling you out on doing something you had no business doing. Period.
Well that happened
Some lines made me cry.
Some made me laugh.
One of my favorites were:
'Cause this story is just full of great lines like that.
Truly this shows something very special about Shell (Whoever that is lol) and Something something.
And man! What a story-line this had!
But, just a couple of things I didn't like (Hard to imagine, I know):
This line right here:
Could've been something like
Just an example of how some lines could've been shortened down for time-saving purposes and brevity.
An artist never stops improving!
my favorite part was the fucking Ezekiel insert
Methinks this one's not going to go over too well with the overlords.
7615733 TBH I was pretty happy when I realize the similarity
7615567 nice Close text analysis.
7615536 better now?
this story is both weirdly horrible and horribly weird
I give it sentient brain out of supernova
What substance did you forcibly shove through your liver before creating this- thing- and where might I possibly acquire such a product?
7616189 oh my weirdest stuff I write when I'm sober. My ability to make art goes out the window when I'm high.
I refuse to read this on the grounds that I like to pretend I have standards.
7616723 A wise choice indeed
Is there some sort of award for most down-voted story or something I should be aware of?
Also, I'm surprised this got 10 upvotes
I'm okay with this, mostly because you just saved me a couple of months of slogging through another one of ss&e's endless, multi-terabyte sagas.
7616915 here's a list of most downloaded stories I need to update, because I missed a few, and because One of my other stories is now the third most downloaded story on the site: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/668687/most-downvoted-stories
7617577 I'm LOL. Thank you.
7616605 https://youtu.be/3YQPG-7lDxI?t=9
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I'd question your word choice there
You are an awful, awful person and I love you.
7621702 All those page breaks? No, those are just garden-variety stupidity
Hopefully, IC doesn't see this...
Ah, who the fuck am I kidding?!
I am upvoting this story only because it was exactly what it claimed to be and I chose to read it knowing this and have no right to downvote it because of that.
7754431 you're a good crazed Griffin.
7754431 you're a good crazed Griffin.
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7754792 I'm crazed? you're the one repeating yourself ;)
7755612 you're the one who went from lawful good to neutral evil!
7755631 Don't worry, I'm just waiting to flip back to chaotic good again, THEN we'll see who's crazy....
Crazy?!?
I was crazy once...
They locked me in a cell.
There were rats in that cell!
I don't like rats...
They drive me crazy!
Crazy?!?
I was crazy once...
Crazy is genetic, you know
Don't mind the spelling I'm using voice to text to write this well I found this funny I just wanted you to know the pain of trying to listen to this on a voice text to voice reader with no way to skip forward....
8200927 That sounds amazing I've always wanted to hear what that would sound like. I use voice to text all the time. Anyway I'm glad you enjoyed.
I feel like I should make good on my name and say something horrible to you because of this, but I'm not sure I need to. The shame of knowing you've written and published this piece of garbage should be enough. Writing this was your crime and writing this was your punishment. It's almost as bad as the stuff I've written.
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Safari crashed three times while reading this so I had to give up. All due respect sir, I’m sorry.
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Lol my phone froze when I tried to look at it oops
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Gg
I scrolled through every header.
By hand.
On a touch pad.
No inertia.
I HAVE SEEN RAINBOW MOPE FOR A BOOK. I have been to the Darkside of the so called plain. Seen into Lexxic's sockets.
But none of those provided me with anywhere near the challenge of this. The challenge of the Scroll. My muscles were screaming in protest by the end of it. My arm may never be the same afterwards. Certainly I've worn the my shoulder joint to pulp. My humerus nearly broken from the amount of exertion. Splintered my ulna and radius. Sentenced to tendinitis for years to come, exacerbated by carpal tunnel syndrome, and dogpiled by the inevitable arthritis. Veins torn, pruple bruises froming, the skin at the bottom of my forearm worn to hanging scraps. My pectorals... Don't even get me started.
But.
But that last line? And the picture?
For either of them.
For either of them alone.
Worth it.
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I mean, it's not like it's bad. It's honestly a little charming. I'm hoping most of the dislikes are out of a sense of obligation or as part of the joke.