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Twinkleshine's pillow melts, but you probably shouldn't read about it.

Day 1 of Oneshotober


ThanksDubs Rewatcher for helping with the title capitalization.

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But it's October 3rd.

7613815 shhhhh, that's what the melty-pillow wants you to think

7613815 human assignments of time are completely arbitrary

7613838

Your mother's completely arbitrary.

7613837 All praise the melty pillow.
A L L P R A I S E

7613840 this is true. You could have been born to anyone. Well, anyone able to give birth. That actually rules Out a decent number of people.

And another one of these. Can't wait for 30 more.

I should probably actually read one of these some time, as just browsing your selection of stories cracks me up.

7613870 there're other places where I do this sort of thing better. I'd recommend "twilight sparkle drinks tea."

If my pillow melts tonight I'll hunt you for sport

Best..random...crack fic..or nearly best..ever. Most likely I only like it because Insomnia. Kudos.

Glen Gorewood

The line-breaks... They're coming for me... Help!


This is the crack-fic to end all crack-fics.

7613837 Melty-pillow is illuminati confirmed. :pinkiegasp:

You gotta learn title case dude

7614968 Try:

Don't Read This Story About Twinkleshine's Pillow Melting, Because It Is but a Jumbled Mishmash of Thoughts, and My Putting This As the Title Convinces Me That I Need Not Feel Guilty for This

You know I liked. Really liked it and now I want more. Maybe it's because life is a dream and in reality I am a pillow-hating ottoman?

7615447 Dude, search for my stories with the random tag and go to town. I recommend "Twilight Sparkle Drinks Tea".

Well that was a thing that I read.

I don't know what happened, and I don't know if I should know what happened.

I do know that my pillows are going missing.

A riveting psychological thriller. We sympathize with the plight of Twinkleshine and her failed marriage. Yet Twinkleshine does not exist, ergo we are all stark raving mad. Ergo, I will now eat a hearty bowl of scalloped milk carton.

This story is appropriating tortallini culture and that offends me. You think that ponies can just become tortallini in a dream and then wake up normal?! What about the everyday struggles of hard working tortallini families who cannot wake up from who they truely are, pieces of pasta who were told for centuries that they could never become anything greater than a side dish?
Also, don't you need a warrant before you trespass on my mind and put these cartoon ponies in my head.
Over all 10/10 stars out of 10.

7614627

This is the crack-fic to end all crack-fics.

arguable. it still has to compete with "Thirty Hs"

7617455
Perhaps. But that doesn't mean it can't be the crack-fic to end all MLP crack-fics. :rainbowlaugh:

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