• Member Since 21st Jun, 2012
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Nasty Mister Monket


Together we will forge a better tomorrow!

I'm an open book. Granted, there's no pages in it. But I'm an open book.

Good day. I am Nasty Mister Monket, your local British bone-idle cynical Zen master, fatalist and comedian. On the miserable goit scale, my current rank is "burning wheelie bin in the rain."

I will probably merely read the contents of this website rather than contribute. My attempts at writing normally reflect my personality - incoherent and a complete ripoff. But don't be fooled, I've written loads of things, I've just never deemed them worthy enough to be uploaded. Because they're all incoherent and ripping something off.

I used to have a load of edgy drivel written on here, because I'm depressed. If you look below, you can see me making cringeworthy attempts at driving off visitors with commercialism, years ago when people commented here.

I don't watch the show anymore, but for some reason I still find myself hanging around here every few months. Can you get Stockholm Syndrome from a fan fiction website?

Recently, hypertension fried my organs, including my eyes. This has rather unsurprisingly had an effect on my reading ability. But even half-blind and half-dead, I'm still trying. It's not like I have anything better to do during dialysis, after all.
I'll catch up to you one day, Noble Jury.

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Comment posted by SwiperTheFox deleted Dec 28th, 2013
Comment posted by dashdlkashd deleted Jun 22nd, 2017

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TWO of us, and he's the sadist. Lucky for you I'm the one who hates violence.
Don't betray me again, or I may have to offer you brand new spanking deals on your car insurance.
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Comment posted by dashdlkashd deleted Jun 22nd, 2017

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Well then, I feel very sorry for you. Sponsored by Powergen.

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