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Applejack gets a new haircut.

Rarity does not approve.

First Published
26th Sep 2016
Last Modified
26th Sep 2016
#1 · 30w, 4d ago · 13 · ·

"What if the authorities see that haircut and mistake you for some kind of transient, and throw you in jail!”

“Ponyville don't have fashion police,” Applejack said.

I love how this implies that other towns do.

A wonderful bit of silliness. Thank you for it.

#2 · 30w, 4d ago · 4 · ·

Okay, Mullet Rarity needs artwork now.

#3 · 30w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

Hmm. What was my reaction to this fanfiction? Oh, I only—


#4 · 30w, 3d ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh: i can imagine Applejack's hair cut she would look good.

#6 · 30w, 3d ago · · ·

Heh. My brother used to collect pictures of particularly fine mullets he saw around town.

#7 · 30w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

The mullet is the superior hairstyle

#8 · 30w, 3d ago · · ·

Short in the front, silly in the back!  :ajsmug: :raritydespair:

(And do I see a possible smidgen of a hint of Rarijack where Rarity compliments AJ on her new butch haircut? :trollestia: )

#10 · 30w, 3d ago · · ·

who else clicked on this story to get a better look at rarity's face

#11 · 30w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Aww. I was really hoping Rarity was going to think that she should shave the rest of that side and start that stupid fad of one side shaved/one side long in Equestria! That'd be hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

Honestly that haircut is even worse than the mullet.. it's really popular at my niece's middle school :facehoof:

#12 · 30w, 2d ago · · ·

I would like to look at Applejack with her mane shaved off. In fact I would like to look at Applejack with all the hair shaved off her body.

#14 · 30w, 12h ago · · ·

This was delightfully silly. I'd love to see an animation of that scene with AJ knocking her out.

#15 · 29w, 5d ago · · ·

Is the title a sex joke or is it just me?

#16 · 29w, 1d ago · · ·

Revenge of the Vokuhila: The Vokuhilaning

#17 · 28w, 3d ago · · ·

This fic made me laugh. I even featured it on episode 160 of my podcast.

Like I said there: you know what you're getting when you read the title, but you have to read it anyway. And it doesn't disappoint.

#18 · 28w, 3d ago · · ·

Thank goodness this didn't take place at Canterlot High. Someone might assume AJ lived in a trailer park!

#19 · 26w, 3d ago · · ·

Youtube "five iron frenzy the phantom mullet"

>>7598703 Have you read Tumbleweed's other stories? At this point, I think it’s safer to assume Rarijack until until proven otherwise.

>>7610427 It’s a very common description of a mullet.

#20 · 19w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh dear...

#21 · 13w, 3d ago · · ·

I reviewed this story as part of Read It Later #64.

My review can be found here.

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