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(Joke) Alt. Title: The Internet Is For Porn (And Rarity Only NOW Figured That Out?!)
Just wait until Applejack finds all the pictures of her and Rainbow Dash.
R34: No Eceptions
1954365
Ever.
1954382 EVER.
1954388 Ever
1954416 ever
Oh, this is great.
1954453
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5UShyDku6g
me:
sweet celstia fuck me sideways this was funny
Somepony's in troooooooooouble
That was pretty funny
1955442
Just for this comment I'm going to read this fic sometime later to see what you mean.
It make me giggle
I enjoyed the whole thing but that final line just put me over the top. Great work!
And Apple Bloom was never heard from again...
Applebloom, that little son of a ditch. Anyways it was OK. Just the realization that Applebloom actually KNEW about inappropriate pictures and such...
Rule: 34...nopony is safe...
1955442
And to think, the one who started this fic is somepony that she knows.
Gorgeous story! Theycallmejub hit it on the head: this is one of the most insightful fics I've read in a long time, and it really serves to shine a mirror back at the community.
That said, there were some small errors.
You'll notice this is in the present tense. The rest of the story is in past tense.
If it refers to a single passerby, it should read "a passerby." If in reference to multiple passers by, it should be "passers by" or "passersby."
Ponies don't have feet.
Isn't this meta as fuck? How did it get posted?
1954356
I like to think it's RD who introduced AJ to the porn. She discovered it first, then showed it to AJ. At first, both fretted over it, not really knowing how they ought to react. Then Pinkie Pie shows them both "the silliest story I've ever read!" and it's a badly-written porno. (In fact, it's the story AJ shows to Rarity.) Pinkie taught them to Giggle at the Ghostly, now they Guffaw at the Grossly. The three of them, however, decided not to alert Twilight, Fluttershy, or Rarity to this, leading to this story.
1955442
Jub, gimme an eHug, man. This was the single best comment I've gotten in a while. I wish more fimficcers would analyze my work. As for who sent her the pic, I don't know who it is, either. I didn't think about how creepy that sounds until you brought it up. Not sure if I should add a paragraph or two about Rarity realizing that.
1956804
The present tense was done on purpose. While I write, I like to narrate the story as it appears on my screen. It's something I love to do--and it helps me catch tons of writing and grammar errors as I write so I won't have so much work to do when I go back and edit. When I got to Rarity's tantrum, I ran through it fast and angry. But as I did so, I noticed that there wasn't enough impact in Rarity's actions. So I did something a little daring and rewrote it using present-tense: this way, the actions taken seem harder and furious and lightning-fast-before-you-can-think.
As for the rest of the errors, thank you for pointing them out. Great job!
1957413
So Twilight Sparkle has yet to discover the concept (and execution) of highly-explicit Twilestia?
I died laughing.
Oh my God, this story was awesome. I love seeing these two interact, even outside of shipping. Maybe especially outside of shipping. Idk. Good job getting this little gem posted in spite of the rather meta content. I lol'd lots.
1957413
You are an adorable human being. Please keep writing.
1958161
Let's say a friend of yours has a teacher whom they almost see as a third parent. They go out of their way to earn that teacher's approval and trust, even to occasionally ridiculous lengths. Everything this teacher says or does is of great importance to your friend.
OK, NOW. YOU, on the other hoof, have recently discovered some pictures and stories based on both your friend and her teacher. These art pieces are... well, they're smutty. Most of them are lewd, lacking in any real passion--it's just really risky, gross sexual acts.
Would YOU tell your friend about this, knowing that she greatly adores and respects her teacher AND knowing that she has a tendency to overreact? It's a pretty good moral question. She'd be one person I would rather not expose to porn--same with Fluttershy (Oh god, anyone but her!) or Rarity (proper ladies wouldn't react well to such things).
1956846>>1959057
Meta? Maybe in a very loose sense. According to the opening paragraph, the internet was introduced to Equestria and then the inevitable happened: porn became really easy to come by and produce. Nothing really meta about that.
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"Oh please-please-please-PLEASE tell me that Celestia doesn't have internet! I need time to... to develop a spell that seeks out and destroys all of this... this... AArgh!"
Alas, it's pretty much guaranteed that the poor mare's going to type in 'Celestia' in the search engine eventually.
...I'm going to assume Celestia has a couple of hundreds of years experience with artistic impressions from artists who are, perhaps, a bit too enamored with their glorious leader. The first was probably a cave-painting.
love the ending
And that ending is why you never write the clopping about people you know. God I laughed so hard at that ending, it hurts. That was priceless. On a side note I would bet RD would be writing some, as the prankster she is I doubt she would be able to resist posting some anonymously. That's probably how AJ found out, RD did a story to screw with her and it just made her laugh.
I found the story quite chuckle inducing at times, if a bit awkwardly executed. The overuse of parentheses and em dashes were extremely distracting, and the obvious inserts were too tongue-in-cheek, and detracted from the immersion of the narrative. Additionally, AJ's characterization was about as opposite of her established canon as daylight is from dark, and while her dialogue was spot on, she behaved contrary to her personality. Lastly, the entire thing reeks of meta; to the point that it's hard to gauge, and makes for an uncomfortable reading experience.
And now for the standard bullshit patronizing line: Keep up the good work.
EDIT:
This paragraph here, is just bad copy, it's awkward, and makes little sense, the two "have"s make it redundant, and negate the opening.
This is at once one of the funniest things I have ever read, and one of the most thought provoking things I have ever read. To mirror what Jub said, instead of pointing out what the creator of something would feel about what can be found online, what about all the photo shopped porn of celeberties that is readily found on the internet? How do you think they feel, knowing that images like that exsist? I don't know about anyone else, but If I found anything like that on the internet of me, I would be at once both pissed, and completley grossed out. So, yeah. Thank you for writing a fic that is both humorous and thought provoking. This kind of fic is rare to come across.
1959615
Thanks for catching that really clunky looking sentence. I can't believe I let that one get away.
As for AJ's behavior, it's essentially after AJ did some character development regarding this whole thing. You aren't friends with pranksters like RD and Pinkie Pie and remain a tight-ass forever, you know. Although I probably should have had her say something like, "Hey, Pinkie taught us to giggle at the ghostly. If somethin' scary is worth laughin' at, then so is this smut."
The meta thing was really just me making a short commentary on fanbases--specifically the terrifying amount of smut output. I just tried to make it more of an entertaining story than a parable of any kind, even though the themes are definitely there.
1959771
Hmm... well then, I accept this in the spirit it was intended.
I myself have been accused of far worse, and far more meta.
What the heck is wrong with Applebloom.....shes like 10!
Bravaaaa! I say Bravaaaaaa! This is why cloppers and lesbian shippers shouldn't be supported! Implying such vile sexual inuendos always left a foul taste in my mouth and this is fanfic is a living representation of what I think about cloppers (including seemingly innocent lesbian shippers)
Omg that was applebloom lol that's funny
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I'm really crossing my hooves and hoping this comment doesn't start an eFight. I commend you for sharing your opinion, though; there are definitely clops and ships that get waaay too out of hoof.
1955442
Shut up and fap.
1960879 I have a jar of pee.
1960043 .... Did you just say eFight? Are you... Special, or..?
1955442 if people made R34 of my characters, I'd thank them for liking the story enough to incorporate it into something as private as their libido, and furthermore for taking the time to make an art work out of it. It's really a matter of tolerance level. On the other hoof, if someone were to do a rape, necrophilia, bestiality (and by that I mean nonsentient animals) or pedophilia piece that involved my work, I'd take offense to my work being used to further non consentual and unhealthy paraphilias
Well, I liked it too. Really quite funny. I thought it might've been twilight for second.
By the way you made a cardinal sin by telling the internet world what you find obnoxious.
1959112
On another hoof, though, you could probably make the argument that it's better for Twilight to be exposed to that kind of stuff in a controlled environment, with her friends there to talk her down, than for her to just randomly stumble upon it one afternoon.
1959134
Are you kidding? She posed for half those pictures!