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Brony_Fife


A simple writer with complicated taste.

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This is a clopfic. In fact, it's my very first one. It's full of clop. Why not give it a read?

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How can it be full of clop and rated teen? :rainbowhuh:

My only advice is maybe you should get a mushroom hunters guide before you go out again.

"RACIST BARN RACIST BARN WON TWO FREE WHORES"
Excellent work.

Ok then? Better than my story I'm working on.

Well, this was nice I guess :applejackconfused: but I don't have anything to say... this time at least well im out (jumps out window)

:derpytongue2: my head now hurts:raritycry: and my reality has been ruined:pinkiecrazy:

Based on the drawing of the same name? XD

At least its better than my fic.

Also what drugs were you on while writing this? :applejackconfused:

The fuck did I just read here?

1858771

None. This was all my crazy.

I... what... who... huh?

No matter what the answer to those questions is, thumbs up!

What the heck am i looking at and why is the dog applejack oh AND WHY WOULD ANYONE THIS CRAP!!!!!!!:pinkiesick::pinkiecrazy::rainbowwild::raritycry::raritydespair::twilightoops::unsuresweetie::trollestia:

1867856

I'm not sure why anyone would this crap. Maybe because he was having way too much fun this crapping.

lol the barn xD Why's a barn racist? And how did it 'win two free whores'? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowhuh::rainbowderp::rainbowlaugh:

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It's a corruption of Applejack's song "Raise This Barn", the one she sings in "Apple Family Reunion." Since the song is becoming a madness mantra for her, the lyrics become more and more bizarre, resulting in odd nonsensical phrases.

So, I was told to go give this a look, and though I'm not a fan of clopfics, I'll go ahead and give it a chance.

Ah, so it isn't a conventional clopfic as advertised, like your other one. Sounds good, though the clopping sound thing is creepy. Is AJ being beset by some sort of sound-based lovecraftian horror?

Hehehe, gotta love those double-entendres.

Jeez, calm down, RD.

...

What?

What?

Whu...

AAAAAAA

...

Whew, she's okay now.

Big Mac secretly flamboyant when nobody's looking? I can run with that.

:twilightoops:

RAISE THIS BARN RAISE THIS BARN ONE TWO THREE FOUR RAISE THIS BARN RAISE THIS BARN ONE TWO THREE FOUR RAISE THIS BARN RAISE THIS BARN

Hahahaha. This made me laugh.

If ever a fix deserved to be labeled random, this would be it. Equal parts funny and bat shit crazy, this was quite the pleasure to read.

I expected clop. You delivered. Congrats.

only one thing comes to mind WTF???

I've read some odd fics in my time but this is certainly a mindbender:pinkiecrazy:

What.:rainbowhuh:








that is all I have to say

Ok, I'm so confused... :rainbowhuh:
So, it goes from Applejack going to have a normal day with her friends, to a horror scene to a really strange confusing "dream". I'm so lost.:fluttercry:

I will figure out a way to pay someone $5 to make an animation of Applejack's hallucination.


And were you on drugs when you wrote the hallucination part?:facehoof:

8003010

No. I don't do any drugs. I just close my eyes and the nightmares come. :rainbowkiss:

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