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Wintermist


Writer of long, character-driven smut of astounding filthiness, lesbian mind-control a speciality. Short-Fic Commission Slots Now Closed

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Proper clop sequel please?

You do stories that aren't Friendship is Mind Control!?

You're probably one of the greatest authors I've ever known. Do you know why?

Because up until today, the only story I had ever seen from you was a mind-control fic that features sex so heavily I initially mistook it for clop. And the plot, and the characters, and the brilliant writing thereof convinced me to take it out of incognito mode and allow it into my Internet history because it was too awesome to never tell you that I loved it.

This story, though short, is brilliantly written. I laughed so many times, and you've managed to squeeze more unexpected twists into six thousand words than I've seen in long-running crime television. More than that, you've made every action believable, the confessions of love from the princesses (and Luna especially) were genuinely sweet and heartfelt, and the only reason I'm not currently begging you to continue this story is because I'm afraid that would take time away from Friendship is Mind Control.

You are one of two fanfiction authors that have surpassed every published author I've read in my eyes. I just wanted you to know that.

6535625 I'm sober and not even sleep-deprived yet and it doesn't make sense to me.

I loved this fic.
Heck, I love your work.
Like, 'please teach me everything you know so I can become a halfway-decent writer' love your work.

Setokaiva, you are one lucky bastard, getting to read this magnificence before the rest of us.

Twilight's porn is letters to Celestia. That sounds about right.

This is a fucking masterpiece. I am pretty sure I just woke up my whole building from the guffaws.


And not only is it hilarious, but as others have pointed out, it is wonderfully written. Such good writing. Such good prose. This feels like something Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett would cook up, had they ever written saucy magical talking horse-person sex comedy.

May this story enjoy a long reign atop the featured box.

Wait... What.

...

...what? What?!

You wrote another story? Before finishing the other one?! Madness!!

Oh god this is beautiful. So beautiful.

"Twilight, I will bite you."

This sentence right here had me rolling. <3

Okay, actually read it now...

...and still trying to stop snickering. Good lord! You really enjoy writing Twilight in spaz mode, don't you? :pinkiecrazy:

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Where do you get pregnant from?

I could see Twilight being a closet smut writer

Oh this just went from hilarity to hilarity. Brilliant!

Allways the nerdy ones

We really need a mature clop story take on this concept. Where Twilight sends a delisciously explicit letter to Celestia on accident, which leads to all the glorious and kinky sex you can imagine. (preferably from you)

Probably also with a bit less comedy than this one :ajsmug:

Yes, sequel and make it accidentally send to Chrysalis instead of Cadence, that would be glorious xD And Chrysalis being shy and everything about this would be even more

THIS WAS HILARIOUS! :rainbowlaugh: OH MY GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. :rainbowlaugh:

Yes, sequel, we need it. Gogo, do it.

DO IT! :flutterrage:

:rainbowlaugh:

6536642 Sounds like something Akumokagetsu would write.

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I'm assuming he means Cadence possibly being pregnant. Because in the Season 5 poster released, she and Shining seem to be holding a cake decorated in a way that might fit a baby shower or something.

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By the way, Winter?
This fic was magnificent.

Wow.

That was the funniest shit I've ever read in my entire life.

Bravo sir/madam. You get a 'stache! :moustache:

Glub

Oh my God, that was what finally did me in. *inhales shakily* This was hilarious. Just enough sexy too, although there's always room for more if this comes to a sequel. Nice work.:rainbowwild:

Better idea: I'll research an explanation.

This one line made me break down in tears of laughter.

This has got to be one of the funniest stories I've read in awhile, and I normally don't go for the sex-themed stuff.

*I turn to my editor*
"Why did you make me read this?"

"Because I thought it would make you laugh."

*strokes chin thoughtfully*
"Well, good job. It worked."

This was both hilarious and erotic, and it feels like everyone was in character. Bravo.

Her hands buried themselves in her mane again. Her face was frozen in a manic smile. "Spiiiiike. Tell me that went to Princess Celestia. Tell me that, Spike. I need to hear those words."

Yzmi?

Worst case: Nightmare Jilted Girlfriend Moon

This story is the funniest thing I've read in years!!

Hilariously ridiculous situations aside, what I love most about this story is the presentation. Definitely faving this one.

That bloody title, mate.:rainbowlaugh:

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Yzmi?

...I may have watched the Emperor's New Groove recently.

6537744 Good on you, it's a good movie.

6536642 Check the top rated mature stories on here.

Hands and hooves, what abomination is this? :derpytongue2:

I should not be reading this in front of a dozen ballet dancers.

Fuck it, its still funny as hell. Accidental porn delivery is best accident for Twilight. Have fun moving between those thighs, girl.

Every student's worse nightmare... :twilightoops:

As princesses Celestia and Luna can order anyone within their power, but as Spike's surrogate mom(Tia) and aunt(Lulu) he has no choice but to listen to them.

6535959 I know, right?? :twilightsmile:

Worst case: Nightmare Jilted Girlfriend Moon.

AHAHAHA! I just... I completely lost it. Wow.

"Have you brought the paddle, sister?"

... ... :pinkiecrazy:

"Glub," remarked Twilight articulately.

(dies laughing) :rainbowlaugh:

-Proofing by the ever vigilant Setokaiva

(bows suavely) Why thank you, good sir/ma'am! Always a pleasure!

6535696 I dunno. I mean, I think Wintermist is saving that one for FiMC, so as not to lose the... ahem, spark... But we'll see! If it does turn out that way, though, you can be sure I'll be on it as diligently and thoroughly as I can. ... ... I dunno whether to hope that didn't sound dirty or no. xD

Maybe she'd have to arrange an 'accident' with one of her Cadence letters, too.

Yes please.

i can only imagine the enormous freakout twilight is having. it must put lesson zero to shame XD

ROFLMFAO!!!!! That was fucking hilarious. :trollestia:have I laughed like that reading a fic. Bravo :moustache:

I needed that laugh.

6537944 a sexy abomination, since it allows for boobs.

Even though anthro is heresy, I loved the story. Twilight panicking in character at it's finest.

I can't say I'm a big fan of anthro either but that doesn't do much to detract from the magnificence of this fic.

Also, yes. Yes you should write a sequel (or accompanying chapters) involving Cadence.

ew im here 4 the ponies not anthro the story would have been better wiz ponies

A sequel in which Luna decides she'd rather have Spike—and Celestia takes it as a challenge—would be split-end-ous!

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