Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
In a desperate bid for love, Flash Sentry must woo Princess Twilight Sparkle using his exceptional wooing techniques. And it totally, without a single shred of doubt, worked.
Super awesome art from the great and incredibly handsome Magello.
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This is probably everything I've ever wanted in a fanfic. Solve world hunger, help me grow a beard, become fabulously wealthy, famous and slightly more spongey.
I don't know yet. I haven't read it. But Bobby's never let me down before.
Heh, well Bob, I'd say you've sunk to a new low with this one, but it's got fierce competition. x)
In all seriousness it's a fun read, very funny.
Twilight will never understand us guys.
Flash-senpai is so kawaii!
Sometimes you have to look at yourself and realize, "Yes. I am that pretty. And no one deserves all this except for me."
And then you makeout with the mirror. Right guys?
Guys?
Oh fuck me.
Haven't read it yet, but I can tell I'm going to love it.
Bobby, this was terrible. Lol. So terrible, and I hope you can still love me after saying this, but it was so terrible… it's feature box material.
In all seriousness, I laughed my goddamned ass off, and woke the baby.
Wait, if Twilight had beem successfully wooed, why'd she punch him? Hmmmmmmm.
Jesus Christ RainbowBob...
WHAT THE HELL?!?!!?!!!
He probably sent her a dick pic from jail. Because that always works...right?
Oh god, my sides. Amazing.
Well... it's not on Red and Black Alicorn levels for sure.
...
I... I can't...
Just take my fave, Bob. Take it and run!
Then go marry Keith Sweat.
You and me baby, we ain't nothing but mammals...
My sides, the hurt!!!
Oh Flash, you handsome hunk you.
What the fuck Bob?
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This is a weird and yet oh so funny story.
What did I just read?!
Huh. Well, that happened. Good to have you back in the saddle, Bob. The insane, gibbering saddle.
But... RadioBob only ever plays Rock'n'roll!
Such majestic literature. It moves my soul.
Okay, I'm not going to lie, this is the single best thing I ever read in my entire life.
me*
Needs a space.
I wonder if it is healthy to bust a gut while laughing...
Goddamnit.
You actually did it.
~Skeeter The Lurker
I understand. There are days when you get up, look in the mirror, yawn, and idly think I wonder how many automatic downvotes I can get today? And then because you haven't had breakfast, your last dinner was mostly bottled, and the chorus of Shut Up And Dance has been in your cochlea for a week, you act on it.
Hope you feel better tomorrow. And remember none of this.
Of course, the Internet never forgets...
Pfft. Amateur. We all know what song really makes a woman swoon:
Admit it, 6019631. Even you would be smitten if I played you that, amirite?
And this is why F/F ships are so common here
This story made my morning, ten hours ago xD Great job man, keep it up!
6019085 Because she's kinky like that.
What in god's name have I just witnessed?
Beautiful.
So will the sequel be called The Regulators?
Well...that happened
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I enjoyed it though
6020942
Uh...um...I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this...I didnt get past the "sweet justice" part and I'm like...dafuq?
If he doesn't break out the Pegasus Mating Dance, I'm going to be very disappointed.
Yeah, I have no idea what just happened. Whatever it was though, I'm pretty sure it was awesome. I assume you wrote this after being dunked in Lysol and used to clean someone's table or something? It would explain the orange flavored drugs at least.
I bet someone, somewhere, just got arrested for trying Flash's methods.
Oh, Dear Zombie Jesus, what the fuck did I just read?
It may not have had the Pegasus Mating Dance, but it more than made up for it!
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And Lo! the Sponge's herald gave to the worthy their master's words!
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Well, that was just fantastic. Flash needs to do more wooing.
I am the god of all things fabulous and I approve of this fabulous story.
Great message, Keith Sweat is life bro.
6021861
You and me bro... you and me...
no wait that sounds weird! hmmmm, oh I know!
I know the feeling bro... I know the feeling....
No! wait that sounds worse! or maybe I am just misreading, meh, again!
Yeah. me too man... me too...
Okay, there, that one is perfect!
I'm sure glad I gave this story a chance it was certainly something bizarre and silly and zany to the max.
What?
Treehouse? what treehouse there is no longer any treehouse.
It’s Brat you imbecile.
Alright, I can safely say this is the most ridiculous thing I have read today...maybe this whole month, hey I might even put it in the top ten for all time. I mean I don't even...just how...and why...CAN YOU REALLY TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TASTE OF VIRGIN TEARS FROM A SPECIFIC AGE GROUP?!!!
I don't see any human tag...
Do you know what that means?
That means Keith Sweat is not human!
No... what do they say about making money?
TELL ME NAO!
~Leonzilla
6020873 Now what exactly did he do?
What is this, exactly?
What was the intention behind it?
And how was it inspired?
So many questions!
~Leonzilla
Well, half of me is like
While the other half is like
Well played, sir
To quote Jontron
Many wow! Such confuse!
What the hell even did I just...
6019631 Help me, Baddie! I don't understand! My evens cannot even these odds!