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I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

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Because, technically, it's still the first of April somewhere.

Indeed. Somewhere. And you managed to sneak this one up on me.


Well played...

4171586 Don't feel bad, I snuck this one up on myself. Actually, I'm still editing it... And considering I should've been asleep two hours ago, that's probably not going to go so well...

You horrible, despicable tease...:raritydespair:
Good one.:moustache: Now if only you'd make a real version of this.

Well, you got me too. :facehoof: It's definitely still April 1st in California. That was hilarious!

BTW, I don't think you really need to edit it anymore. It looks fine, and I love the ending. That, at least, I did expect. :twilightsmile:

... I completely didn't see that one coming. Just before the reveal though, I had this feeling of Wait a second... Why do I get a bad feeling- Oh dear.
The surprise was like a shockwave rushing through the ground. You get a split second warning, but not enough to do anything about it.

Heh, very funny story in the end though. And, it was 12:00 midnight, that still counts as April 1st.

JokerJoke #7 · Apr 2nd, 2014 · · 34 ·

Gay-shit.:pinkiesick:Ok, It's your business if you like this kind of pairing. But hell... MAKE WARNING. Downvote:pinkiehappy:. Firts of April... ha-ha-ha, douchebag.

That's hilarious, I actually saw the ending coming several paragraphs before you sprang it on me.

Raise your hand if you saw that coming.

I certainly did. Loved it anyway.

~Skeeter The Lurker (Yes, it's me. Someone else has my name for now.)

Mother of god, Softy...

*looks at feed* the hell was I not notified of this?

So, this is just a joke for April's Fool Day?

I should had know, given that this story is way shorter than your usual standards.

Where's Little Cadance in all this?

Comin' in just under the wire aren't we Softy? :twilightsmile:

I saw that one coming a mile away, this being the first and all. Now make the non-joke version. :twilightblush:

:pinkiecrazy: Okay, awesome ending. Well done!

Ah Fuck!
Make it swap mares next time.

I've totally fallen for this :ajsleepy: At least you spared me from the details...
Anyway, I echo the others' request for making a proper version out of it :yay:

I clicked on this story specifically expecting to post my disappointment that you didn't swap the stallions and mares with each other. Then this happened.

You've earned a watch.

I admit, I was not expecting that. Well played, sir.

Bysen #21 · Apr 2nd, 2014 · · 4 ·

Saw it coming... moar please.:facehoof:

I laughed.


More pls:rainbowlaugh:

4171997 No doubt she's brushing up on a little dragon anatomy! Tee-hee!

I am okay with this :I

My approximate reaction:

Well played sir. Well played.

You realize now that I will have to write the hetero version of this story.

..............aww buck did that just happen. I was not expecting that lol. you got me good

When I saw in the description that this was an April Fool's fic, I knew there had to be some sort of catch to it. I realized what was going to happen about halfway through. Well played! ^_^

Fav'd, because I actually get a huge kick out of fake-out fics. Normally they're of the "this situation seems sexual but it's really not" brand of fake-outs, but screw it, I'm counting this one.

With this one Apirl Fools story you have successfully urked:
- Those who did not want Shining x Big Mac (me)
- Those who wanted Shining x Big Mac (not me)
- Those who did not want Applejack x Twilight (not me)
- Those who wanted Applejack x Twilight (me)
- And those who already consider a certain Teen rated story of yours the sequel to Complicated Relations (which is all but officially true, I'm guessing because of story/rating linking rules.)

In short an excellent April Fools joke/story:pinkiehappy: and that's coming from some one who hates Aprils Fools on the internet.

I find myself simultaneously wishing this was not a joke and dying of laughter at my mental image of the mares' faces....

Also Shiny's reaction had me in hysterics XD

My boner died but strangely I'm ok with that. Was hilarious

i thought it would be big mac x twilight and shining x applejack cause it said swapping partners but i was wrong apparently people are saying this was a joke story so you got me wasnt expecting a gay and lesbian story

I didn't see that ending coming, wunderbar!

I'm glad

Ok I was NOT expecting that :twilightsheepish:

Lmao, that was a great read. Was not expecting the swap to go with Mac and Shining, though. Good twist!!!

The long-awaited official continuation is finally here!

What! this makes no sense:rainbowhuh:

1st Apr 2014

Oh now I understand. :twilightblush:

Good one.:moustache:


Glad you liked! :twilightsmile: It definitely needed some edits, though. I just went through it again today and there were plenty of spelling issues (which normally doesn't happen to me) and I did add just a little bit to the conversation in places where it felt lacking (about 100 extra words in total.)

... Que? :rainbowhuh:

Sorry, I'm not gonna write foalcon just yet. :trollestia:

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The "real", "non-joke", "proper" version? :derpyderp1: I'll just put that in my writing queue, then. It should be finished sometime around June of 2078.

You sound a lot like me. I love a story with a good twist at the end (of the "everything you thought was happening was actually something else" variety). If you go through my stories (not that you'd want to :trixieshiftleft: ) you'll see I do that a lot.

Thanks! Actually, Winter's Child was meant to be a Stealth Sequel. I didn't link it to Complicated Relations so that it would stand alone and people wouldn't feel like they were missing something by not reading a clopfic. I don't think there's any issues using the sequel feature. In fact, I just did it out of curiosity, and it seems to work. If I end up banned, you'll take the blame. :pinkiecrazy:


4175727 That's not what I meant! I was asking where she was.

I'm assuming this is an April Fool's joke story? It was going good til they decided to make the swap a gay and lesbian encounter.

The ending had me completely blind sided, and it was glorious. I think I woke the neighbors laughing.

Oh come on! Do it for real! I didn't think it was an April fools joke, so I figured you'd do it straight and I was gonna suggest exactly this!


After reading the author notes, I'm kinda glad you got through this. Well done.:twilightsmile:

It must be a sign of how far gone I am that I read the description and thought "but what about Cadence? Didn't she give a free pass to Twilight and only Twilight?"

Anyway, this got me, against my better judgement. Well done. :P

I'll hold you to that, and track you down in your retirement home if you don't deliver on time. :rainbowlaugh:

just the other day I was thinking about such a situation and hoping a good story would be made about it


Yeah, ever since I read Twilight's First Time, I decided to turn fake-out fics into a game. There are two objectives: First, find and identify a fake-out fic. Second, try to determine what the twist will be before the reveal. It's great fun! :pinkiehappy:

1256 years in Equestria's past, making the first snowflake. :trollestia:

Holy crap, someone was paying attention to that?!

At the time, yes, Cadance only gave her permission for Twilight, but she also left the door open to negotiate a more open relationship later on.

:trixieshiftleft: The continuity and consistency of my stories are above reproach! :trixieshiftright:

Joke's on you, I plan to be dead by then! :pinkiehappy:

...Awww. :pinkiesad2:


:trixieshiftleft: The continuity and consistency of my stories are above reproach! :trixieshiftright:

Unless this was all part of some kind of joke event or maybe even a holiday themed "Joke Day". Complete with links to previous jokes and troll's.:trollestia:

But no one could possibly be smart enough to do that.:facehoof: Or cruel enough to mess with such with such a heart felt:pinkiesick: and sexy:moustache: storyline.

I knew this was an April Fools day joke coming in. And I still got blindsided by Mac-Armor! Well played!

The brothers need more love.

And I want to see the TwiJack part of this. And more detail on the Mac-Armor as well, those little clips just aren't enough!

I loved the twist-up at the end. Totally caught me off guard! :rainbowlaugh: Anyway...

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