Soarin observes his strange friends for a moment. Spitfire does some weird stuff, Dash does some weird things, and he does NOT want to get punched in the ass.

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When the Dazzlings are sulking around in their apartment Sonata has a great idea to go shopping. It's not really a big deal to write a story, until Sonata starts a war with a banana and Aria steals all the ice-cream in the store.

Note: I thought up of this in the middle of the night, so sorry. And this isn't edited.

Dr. Scarabew Ballentine(Ponyville's resident Psychotherapist) has time & time again proven to most likely be the best Mental-Health Professional in all of Equestria, but after Discord defeats the Mane 6 in the Hedge Maze, then goes to turn Ponyville into the Chaos Capital of the World, he'll really put her skills to the test, can she solve Discord's problems & convince him to not bring all of Equestria into Eternal Chaos, or will she just end up becoming another one of his chaotic victims, or will something else completely unexpected happen between these two?

As you can tell by the title this story is a "What if..?", meaning that it takes place in an Alternate Reality, so it is Not Canonical with any other story that I or Anyone Else has already created.

P.S. I take no credit for the Cover Art, it rightfully belongs to Captain-Waterfire, I just liked it So much that I simply Had to use it for this story.

Sometimes I start things and don't finish them. Probably because I'm a terrible person. As a result, my Google Drive is full of half-finished ponyfics.

This story is a collection of those fics.

This is a story about a homeless girl name Nyx who is running away from everyone cause she doesn’t know anyone and what to do and let’s hope Sunset Shimmer can find a way to change her life around and I hope you like it.

There are a lot of ponies in Equestria.

Like, really, a lot.

A whole lot.

So many, in fact, that it's kind of hard for everypony meets every other pony. And that's not even factoring in those who are not, in the purest technical sense, PONIES.

Which is really rather sad, because if some ponies and some other ponies actually managed to get in the same area and interact some very interesting stories could be told. But it's incredibly unlikely that that's going to happen anytime soon. It's basically improbable to the point of impossibility.

And yet, fate has decided to play a little game. Join us in watching this series of oneshots meander through the most unconventional meetings plausible!

This story is a sequel to Derpy Accidentally a Portal Gun V: Tetralogy

In the conclusion to the thrilling* Derpy Accidentally A Portal Gun Franchise, Sparkler finds herself stranded on Earth, in a cardboard box. Can she survive Flint long enough to be summoned back to Equestria?

Of course she can, because she has a particular set of skills.

Can Flint survive her?

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*for some values of 'thrilling'

One is a thief of the woods. The other a pirate. Will a chance meeting cause them to become friends, maybe more? Or will they become competent rivals? Only fate can tell.

The Equestria Girls protect the people of their town in small ways.

The humiliation suffered at the first Grand Galloping Gala was enough. Then she took it too far. Celestia KNEW she was going to plan the event to a 't' and yet she ruined it. Completely and utterly destroyed it. She needed to pay. She needed a power. She needed...Midnight Sparkle.